CG: I'm BaCk! (screams heard in the background!) I've got my new story up, so read and review! Also, I smell like crap!
BeeBop: I thought that was me!
CG: Ah, I was just joking. Anyway's there's some romance in this chapter, so if the romance sucks, forgive me! I have no experience with writing this stuff! Except for writing to my best-friends boyfriends letters telling them, if their pregnant, they should learn to say no to girls. Insane? YES! But it's funny! Any ways, here's chapter 6!
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Isis D Naughty
Chapter 6: Strange Swords, Disapearing Old Men, And A Date With Seto Kaiba!
Isis was waiting at the airport for Marianne when someone bumped into her from behind. She fell down, and looked up to see an older man in a trench coat offering her his hand. She gratefully took it, and said, "Spank You!" The old man gave her a strange smile, and handed her a rectangular object. "I think you dropped this!" He then disappeared into the crowd. Isis screamed, "Wait! This isn't mine!" She then began racing after him, but couldn't find him any where. She sat down on a bench, and opened the package. It was a sword! The strangest sword she had ever seen! The blade it-self wasn't made of metal. It was made of crystal! It was also shaped like a sword from Arabia. It definitely wasn't a sword a knight would carry. She moved the sword around, and saw rainbows dancing on the ground in front of her. She looked at the hilt, and saw it was made of gold. But it had a clear look to it. She then noticed something strange on the blade. There was writing! And it wasn't any type of writing she had ever seen before! She gazed at it trying to figure it out, when there was an announcement. "Plane 287 will be running 30 minutes late." She just went straight back to looking at the sword.
Seto Kaiba was fuming! He was supposed to meet a man from America for a business meeting. He didn't feel like wasting any more time here than he had to. He then spotted Isis, and remembered how she had had a crush on him, but then started to have one on Yugi! He could do back flips on her head, and she wouldn't notice him if Yugi was around! He became infuriated that a girl could like Yugi more than him! He snuck behind Isis and whispered in her ear, "Having fun?" Isis shivered, and then jerked around to look at him. "I bet Yugi couldn't make you do that!" Seto said with a smirk. He then sat down next to her. "No but he can make me feel like a human! An important one!" She then stood up, and started to walk away. Seto grabbed her wrist, and jerked her back down onto the bench next to him. Her leg was touching his. Isis began to feel like jumping for joy, but then she would have to move her leg. And it wasn't going anywhere! She looked into Seto's eyes, and saw a look of mixed jealousy, and the look he always got when he knew he was going to win a duel. "I can treat you like anything you want me to! I'll even prove it to you! I'll pick you up at 8 tonight for our date! Wear something nice! We'll be going to a REAL resturant tonight!" Without waiting for a reply, he walked off. Isis waited till he was out of hearing distance, and then jumped up and began screaming. When she got done she realized her arms were in the air, and the sword was in her right hand. There was about 500 pairs of eyes starring at her. She sat down and picked up a magazine, and pretended to start reading it. Everyone went back to whatever they were doing before her outburst.
Marianne's plane finally landed, and Marianne, and Isis left. Marianne explained she had needed money, and hadn't been able to find a job because she was to old. People just wouldn't hire her! Isis felt slightly responsible, but Marianne quickly told her it didn't matter. What had happened did, and she didn't care! Isis laughed and then told her about Rachel, and about Sony, and BeeBop being able to talk. Marianne to her surprise wasn't to surprised. She told Isis about how the flight attendants were talking about strange creatures that looked like lamp, and dog combined. Isis was surprised. She hadn't heard anything about that, but she hadn't been watching the news either.
When they got to Isis's house they were greated by Rachel, BeeBop, and Sony. Marianne quickly won the animals heart when she said, "These guys are way to skinny! We'll have to fatten them up with some table food!" Sony just bowed deeply, grabbed Marianne's hand, and said, "My Lady!" He then kissed her hand. Sony, and BeeBop had gone to great lengths to try to get table food, only to be foiled by Isis. They had tried such things as cutting a hole in the table to drop all of the food onto the floor. That way Isis, and Rachel couldn't eat it. Unfortunately, Isis somehow saw the chainsaw, and took it away. Another time, BeeBop had lowered Sony from the ceiling using a pulley system. Sony had a bag, and he was going to stuff all of the food into it, and they were then going to Sony's lab to eat it. Unfortunately, Isis had stuffed them into the bag. She was a tricky human.
About four o'clock, Isis suddenly realized she had nothing to wear that was fancy! Isis and Rachel then jumped into the car, and raced to the mall. Rachel forced Isis to try on about twenty dresses before she had decided that Isis had found "THE ONE" as Rachel called it. It was a black strapless dress, that was kind of plain, but it looked great on Isis! As they paid for it, the man Seto had spying on Isis called him. "Sir, she just bought a black dress. If you want to stay at home tonight, I would LOVE to go in your place!" "Forget it!" Seto growled. He then hung up, and said "I want that one." 'She had better like this, Seto thought angrily as he handed the cashier his credit card. (CG: Bad boy! spanks him.^-^! Seto: OW! spanks CG. Sony: No one get's to spank pretty girls but me! He then beats up Seto.)
That night Isis put on the dress. Rachel then decided to do something different with her hair. She crimped some sections, and left the rest straight. She began circling Isis, like a vulture circling a dying animal. "It looks good, but you need some jewelry or something to sit everything off!" "How about this" came a voice from the door. Isis, and Rachel jumped and jerked around. Seto was standing in the door of Isis's bedroom. In his hand was a necklace, that looked like the one from Pocahontas. The big sections were made of pure gold, and the smaller ones were sapphires. Seto was suddenly terrified she would hate it. Isis walked over to him, and took the necklace out of his hand. She looked at it wordlessly. She noticed something, and pulled at one of the gold pieces. It opened revealing it was a locket. "They all open." Seto said. He waited a few more minutes, as Isis looked at it. He finally asked her tentively, "Do you like it?" "It's gorgeous!" Isis said. Rachel then ruined the moment by putting the necklace on Isis herself. (CG: WHY? beats Rachel's head into a wall.) Seto then grabs Isis's hand and pulls her out of the room. "You look pretty tonight." Seto turned scarlet after he said it. (CG: Good boy! pats Seto on the head. Seto turns around, and bites off CG's head.) "Just don't get used to it! You won't be getting any more compliments! Your just supposed to compliment the girl, when you go on a date with her!" (CG: hands a paddle to Isis. Spank him! Isis obliges with a grin!) "I wouldn't expect you to give me a real compliment! Only MEN like Yugi give real compliments! Your just a boy! I wouldn't expect you to know any better!" Isis then ripped her hand out of his, and walked down the stairs. Sony takes this chance to scratch Seto. Seto storms down the steps after her, not sure whether he should apologize, or just insult her again. He apologized. Isis said he was forgiven, and got into her car. Seto demanded to know why she wasn't getting in his limo. She then replied she loved her independence to much to ride in it. Seto began to grumble, and climbed into the passenger side.
They went to a fancy resturant where you have to be famous to go eat. They were sitting around having a very polite convernsation, when Sam, the racetrack owner came over. He stood close to Isis, and began bragging to any body that would listen about all of the money he was making thanks to Isis. Seto sat fuming. Sam then offered to give half of what the track made every month if she would sign a contract to race every day. Isis's mouth dropped open, and she quickly agreed. Sam said he'd draw up a contract, and let her read over it when he was done. He then said, "Oh! By the way! You look FAN-TAST-IC! Let me know when your single!" He then walked away with a suggestive wink. Seto snapped. He jumped up, and would have attacked Sam, if Isis hadn't grabbed him, and shoved him back into his seat. "You can't act like that every time a guy hit's on me! You may think I'm ugly, but I get comments like that from other guys all of the time!" Seto looked at her surprised. He had never really thought of her as pretty. But then again, he never really looked at any other girls besides Serenity. He began to look her up from head to toe, and he realized why other guys liked her! She was hot! (Sony: I'll say! Want to be my kitten, Isis? Seto: NO! She doesn't! Smacks Sony upside the head.) Seto began thinking about following Sam into the bathroom, and beating the crap out of him. He suddenly didn't want Isis working for him! He may do something like call Isis up to his office and try something. No one was going to try anything with his girlfriend! Nobody! Isis guessed what he was thinking, and turned around and walked out of the resturant. Seto was right behind her.
Isis drove home, and parked. She then walked up to the swing, and sat down. She looked up surprised when Seto sat down next to her. She had expected him to get into his limo, and go home. Seto looked out at the lake. He eventually broke the silence by saying, "I'm sorry about the way I was acting tonight. I've just never been on a date before, and I'm not sure how to act." Isis looked at him surprised. Of all the things she expected him to say, that was not it! "It's OK." Seto looked at her for a moment, and then said, "I would like to go on more dates with you." Isis looked at him to see if he was smirking. He wasn't. He just looked down at his feet. "I would like that!," Isis replied. Seto looked up with a grin, and put his arm around her shoulders. She laid her head on his chest, and they just sat like that for a few minutes.
BeeBop was looking down at them from a tree. 'I need to set the mood' he thought. "Can You Feel, The lov-hov tonighhight! It would be a"..Smack! Sony quickly smashed BeeBop over the head with a tree limb.
Seto looked around confused. "Did you hear something?" Isis yawned and said, "It was probably the TV." She naturally knew the truth, but couldn't tell Seto. Seto accepted this, and stood up. "You should go to bed! You look tired!" Seto was wondering if he could get away with letting her falling asleep in the swing, and then carrying her to her room. But Rachel would probably kill him if he tried that. So he just said goodbye, kissed her on the cheek, and watched as she walked inside. He then walked back to his limo feeling great. He hadn't felt like this for weeks! He never noticed his chaffeur wasn't any one he had hired……
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CG: Well, that's all folks! I had a better version of this chapter but my computer erased it, before I could save it. So if you have any complaints, take it up with my computer! It's it's fault! Anyway's be sure to send flame's about Sony. He's been driving me nuts! He adds things about how all the girls in this story ask him out, and then I have to go back two, or three times, and erase them!
Sony: It's not my fault if it's true!
CG: Anyways, I'm done for now! I love you all! Spanks to any and all who reviewed!
BeeBop: I thought that was me!
CG: Ah, I was just joking. Anyway's there's some romance in this chapter, so if the romance sucks, forgive me! I have no experience with writing this stuff! Except for writing to my best-friends boyfriends letters telling them, if their pregnant, they should learn to say no to girls. Insane? YES! But it's funny! Any ways, here's chapter 6!
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Isis D Naughty
Chapter 6: Strange Swords, Disapearing Old Men, And A Date With Seto Kaiba!
Isis was waiting at the airport for Marianne when someone bumped into her from behind. She fell down, and looked up to see an older man in a trench coat offering her his hand. She gratefully took it, and said, "Spank You!" The old man gave her a strange smile, and handed her a rectangular object. "I think you dropped this!" He then disappeared into the crowd. Isis screamed, "Wait! This isn't mine!" She then began racing after him, but couldn't find him any where. She sat down on a bench, and opened the package. It was a sword! The strangest sword she had ever seen! The blade it-self wasn't made of metal. It was made of crystal! It was also shaped like a sword from Arabia. It definitely wasn't a sword a knight would carry. She moved the sword around, and saw rainbows dancing on the ground in front of her. She looked at the hilt, and saw it was made of gold. But it had a clear look to it. She then noticed something strange on the blade. There was writing! And it wasn't any type of writing she had ever seen before! She gazed at it trying to figure it out, when there was an announcement. "Plane 287 will be running 30 minutes late." She just went straight back to looking at the sword.
Seto Kaiba was fuming! He was supposed to meet a man from America for a business meeting. He didn't feel like wasting any more time here than he had to. He then spotted Isis, and remembered how she had had a crush on him, but then started to have one on Yugi! He could do back flips on her head, and she wouldn't notice him if Yugi was around! He became infuriated that a girl could like Yugi more than him! He snuck behind Isis and whispered in her ear, "Having fun?" Isis shivered, and then jerked around to look at him. "I bet Yugi couldn't make you do that!" Seto said with a smirk. He then sat down next to her. "No but he can make me feel like a human! An important one!" She then stood up, and started to walk away. Seto grabbed her wrist, and jerked her back down onto the bench next to him. Her leg was touching his. Isis began to feel like jumping for joy, but then she would have to move her leg. And it wasn't going anywhere! She looked into Seto's eyes, and saw a look of mixed jealousy, and the look he always got when he knew he was going to win a duel. "I can treat you like anything you want me to! I'll even prove it to you! I'll pick you up at 8 tonight for our date! Wear something nice! We'll be going to a REAL resturant tonight!" Without waiting for a reply, he walked off. Isis waited till he was out of hearing distance, and then jumped up and began screaming. When she got done she realized her arms were in the air, and the sword was in her right hand. There was about 500 pairs of eyes starring at her. She sat down and picked up a magazine, and pretended to start reading it. Everyone went back to whatever they were doing before her outburst.
Marianne's plane finally landed, and Marianne, and Isis left. Marianne explained she had needed money, and hadn't been able to find a job because she was to old. People just wouldn't hire her! Isis felt slightly responsible, but Marianne quickly told her it didn't matter. What had happened did, and she didn't care! Isis laughed and then told her about Rachel, and about Sony, and BeeBop being able to talk. Marianne to her surprise wasn't to surprised. She told Isis about how the flight attendants were talking about strange creatures that looked like lamp, and dog combined. Isis was surprised. She hadn't heard anything about that, but she hadn't been watching the news either.
When they got to Isis's house they were greated by Rachel, BeeBop, and Sony. Marianne quickly won the animals heart when she said, "These guys are way to skinny! We'll have to fatten them up with some table food!" Sony just bowed deeply, grabbed Marianne's hand, and said, "My Lady!" He then kissed her hand. Sony, and BeeBop had gone to great lengths to try to get table food, only to be foiled by Isis. They had tried such things as cutting a hole in the table to drop all of the food onto the floor. That way Isis, and Rachel couldn't eat it. Unfortunately, Isis somehow saw the chainsaw, and took it away. Another time, BeeBop had lowered Sony from the ceiling using a pulley system. Sony had a bag, and he was going to stuff all of the food into it, and they were then going to Sony's lab to eat it. Unfortunately, Isis had stuffed them into the bag. She was a tricky human.
About four o'clock, Isis suddenly realized she had nothing to wear that was fancy! Isis and Rachel then jumped into the car, and raced to the mall. Rachel forced Isis to try on about twenty dresses before she had decided that Isis had found "THE ONE" as Rachel called it. It was a black strapless dress, that was kind of plain, but it looked great on Isis! As they paid for it, the man Seto had spying on Isis called him. "Sir, she just bought a black dress. If you want to stay at home tonight, I would LOVE to go in your place!" "Forget it!" Seto growled. He then hung up, and said "I want that one." 'She had better like this, Seto thought angrily as he handed the cashier his credit card. (CG: Bad boy! spanks him.^-^! Seto: OW! spanks CG. Sony: No one get's to spank pretty girls but me! He then beats up Seto.)
That night Isis put on the dress. Rachel then decided to do something different with her hair. She crimped some sections, and left the rest straight. She began circling Isis, like a vulture circling a dying animal. "It looks good, but you need some jewelry or something to sit everything off!" "How about this" came a voice from the door. Isis, and Rachel jumped and jerked around. Seto was standing in the door of Isis's bedroom. In his hand was a necklace, that looked like the one from Pocahontas. The big sections were made of pure gold, and the smaller ones were sapphires. Seto was suddenly terrified she would hate it. Isis walked over to him, and took the necklace out of his hand. She looked at it wordlessly. She noticed something, and pulled at one of the gold pieces. It opened revealing it was a locket. "They all open." Seto said. He waited a few more minutes, as Isis looked at it. He finally asked her tentively, "Do you like it?" "It's gorgeous!" Isis said. Rachel then ruined the moment by putting the necklace on Isis herself. (CG: WHY? beats Rachel's head into a wall.) Seto then grabs Isis's hand and pulls her out of the room. "You look pretty tonight." Seto turned scarlet after he said it. (CG: Good boy! pats Seto on the head. Seto turns around, and bites off CG's head.) "Just don't get used to it! You won't be getting any more compliments! Your just supposed to compliment the girl, when you go on a date with her!" (CG: hands a paddle to Isis. Spank him! Isis obliges with a grin!) "I wouldn't expect you to give me a real compliment! Only MEN like Yugi give real compliments! Your just a boy! I wouldn't expect you to know any better!" Isis then ripped her hand out of his, and walked down the stairs. Sony takes this chance to scratch Seto. Seto storms down the steps after her, not sure whether he should apologize, or just insult her again. He apologized. Isis said he was forgiven, and got into her car. Seto demanded to know why she wasn't getting in his limo. She then replied she loved her independence to much to ride in it. Seto began to grumble, and climbed into the passenger side.
They went to a fancy resturant where you have to be famous to go eat. They were sitting around having a very polite convernsation, when Sam, the racetrack owner came over. He stood close to Isis, and began bragging to any body that would listen about all of the money he was making thanks to Isis. Seto sat fuming. Sam then offered to give half of what the track made every month if she would sign a contract to race every day. Isis's mouth dropped open, and she quickly agreed. Sam said he'd draw up a contract, and let her read over it when he was done. He then said, "Oh! By the way! You look FAN-TAST-IC! Let me know when your single!" He then walked away with a suggestive wink. Seto snapped. He jumped up, and would have attacked Sam, if Isis hadn't grabbed him, and shoved him back into his seat. "You can't act like that every time a guy hit's on me! You may think I'm ugly, but I get comments like that from other guys all of the time!" Seto looked at her surprised. He had never really thought of her as pretty. But then again, he never really looked at any other girls besides Serenity. He began to look her up from head to toe, and he realized why other guys liked her! She was hot! (Sony: I'll say! Want to be my kitten, Isis? Seto: NO! She doesn't! Smacks Sony upside the head.) Seto began thinking about following Sam into the bathroom, and beating the crap out of him. He suddenly didn't want Isis working for him! He may do something like call Isis up to his office and try something. No one was going to try anything with his girlfriend! Nobody! Isis guessed what he was thinking, and turned around and walked out of the resturant. Seto was right behind her.
Isis drove home, and parked. She then walked up to the swing, and sat down. She looked up surprised when Seto sat down next to her. She had expected him to get into his limo, and go home. Seto looked out at the lake. He eventually broke the silence by saying, "I'm sorry about the way I was acting tonight. I've just never been on a date before, and I'm not sure how to act." Isis looked at him surprised. Of all the things she expected him to say, that was not it! "It's OK." Seto looked at her for a moment, and then said, "I would like to go on more dates with you." Isis looked at him to see if he was smirking. He wasn't. He just looked down at his feet. "I would like that!," Isis replied. Seto looked up with a grin, and put his arm around her shoulders. She laid her head on his chest, and they just sat like that for a few minutes.
BeeBop was looking down at them from a tree. 'I need to set the mood' he thought. "Can You Feel, The lov-hov tonighhight! It would be a"..Smack! Sony quickly smashed BeeBop over the head with a tree limb.
Seto looked around confused. "Did you hear something?" Isis yawned and said, "It was probably the TV." She naturally knew the truth, but couldn't tell Seto. Seto accepted this, and stood up. "You should go to bed! You look tired!" Seto was wondering if he could get away with letting her falling asleep in the swing, and then carrying her to her room. But Rachel would probably kill him if he tried that. So he just said goodbye, kissed her on the cheek, and watched as she walked inside. He then walked back to his limo feeling great. He hadn't felt like this for weeks! He never noticed his chaffeur wasn't any one he had hired……
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CG: Well, that's all folks! I had a better version of this chapter but my computer erased it, before I could save it. So if you have any complaints, take it up with my computer! It's it's fault! Anyway's be sure to send flame's about Sony. He's been driving me nuts! He adds things about how all the girls in this story ask him out, and then I have to go back two, or three times, and erase them!
Sony: It's not my fault if it's true!
CG: Anyways, I'm done for now! I love you all! Spanks to any and all who reviewed!