Now we have Axel! Roxas's best friend, and No. 8 in Organization 13!

-Axel-

"Got it memorized?"

1. Call him a red headed porcupine.

2. Convince him to sit with his back to a sink, and read him a REALLY boring story, until he's asleep.

3. Once he's asleep, push his head back into the sink, then wash his hair, and brush it, to get out the spikes.

4. Take pictures when he wakes up.

5. Do all that again, except dye his hair blonde, and style it like Roxas's.

-Suggested by KeybladeMasterRikuGirl-

6. Ask him if he's related to Ronald McDonald

7. Follow him around and everytime he talks to someone, you follow up with "GOT IT MEMORIZED, PUNK!?"

8. While he's sleeping, dye his hair purple.

9. Tell him Roxas did it.

10. Ask him if he ran away from the circus.

11. Everytime you see him, sing, "Burn Baby Burn" really loud.

-Suggested by Mekishika-

12. Ask him if his hair is really gravity defying, or if he's coping Roxas.

13. Ask him why he plays with fire.

14. Ignore him all day.

-Suggested by SkyLandOcean-

15. Whenever he enters a room, dump a bucket of water on him.

16. Steal his hairgel, then use it on yourself.

17. Steal his hair dye, and give it to Kairi.

18. Put a plug in his bath and let it overflow. He won't want to go into his room for hours.

19. Light something on fire. We all know who'll get blamed.

-Suggested by Cruz Nightshade-

20. When he asks a question, put 'got it memorized?' at the end of the answer.

21. Do this for the rest of the day.

-Suggested by Draconic-Master-

22. Call him the McFlurry of Dancing Flames.

23. Ask him how many times a day he has to go out for hairgel.

24. Ask if he has to fix his hair every five minutes.

-Suggested by darkemogirl-

25. Call him a poser and he could never be like Reno.

26. Splash him with water.

27. Show him LarxeneAxel stories.

28. Or worse, show him some KairiAxel stories.

29. Run around and yell "Axelerate!!"

-Suggested by BlackChaos105-

30. Smack him in the head with a newspaper, and say, "Bad pyro, that's a no-no!"

31. Call him Reno.

32. Whenever he's hanging out with Roxas, obnoxiously quote, "I would..."

33. Whenever he sees Sora, quote his last words.

34. Shove him into Kairi, give her a metal bat, and watch the mayhem.

35. Ask him if his name was Ale when he had a heart.

-Suggested by chainxofxmemories-

36. Ask him if he's been a stunt double for Sonic the Hedgehog.

37. Ask him if he walks on stilts.

38. Tell him that Vexen's element and Demyx's element are better than his.

-Suggested by Roxine4Ever1794-

39. Call him Knuckles.

40. Call him that for the rest of the day.

41. Make fun of his other's name (Which I think is Lea).

-Suggested by SuperFriendlySoraFan203-

42. Ask him if he used hair dye to get his hair that color.

Whoa! That was a LOT! But, that was fun! Axel's definitely gonna be AGGREVATED!

And, by request of SkyLandOcean, next will be Namine!