Moni: Hey whoever's reading this! Dani's unavailable right now (we just finished this chapter's commentary and she's still laughing like an idiot at Ebony's last comment…), so I'm doing the author's note. Apparently only one person read the last chapter, which is like, really weird… Anyway, here's (the super mega short) chapter 5, ENJOY!

Chapter 6.

AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! But you still updated…

The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted Whaat? But won't that… oh, forget it! my hair with purple. Just another totally unnecessary description of what Enoby/Ebony is wearing…

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk Yeww… , and a glass of red blood How… healthy. . Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face You were going down his face? WTH and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore Wait, u aren't talking about… and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore No… It can't be…. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent But he hasn't even said anything yet! . He looked exactly like Joel Madden Okay, what's with all the super long descriptions every time someone shows up in a chapter? . He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko U said it! .

"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.

"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. So u aren't mad anymore, just because he's gothic?

"My name's Harry Potter No! Not Harry too! , although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. Oh god, kill me now.

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. He… giggled? Of all the words for laughing you could choose, u chose giggled?

"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" he whimpered. Why does everyone in Taraland have major mood swings?

"Yeah." I roared. U roared? U roared… *dies of laughter*

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. OMG so descriptive! U really captured the moment.