Hey guys! It is I, the talented yet screwy and janked up DarkOppressor! My name rings out through all of Fanfiction, making those who oppose me jelly! YES! JELLY!
Kama: Uhhh, no it doesn't.
YES IT DOES!
Mimi: No, it doesn't.
YUH-HUH Q.Q
Ike: No, it really doesn't.
SHUT YOUR FACE IKE NO ONE LIKES YOU!
Marth: They're all right, it doesn't.
B-B-B-BUT-
AAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAA! ;~;
Kama: ... Well, he's completely useless.
Mimi: Side character story?
Marth: Side character story.
BOOM
"GRAOOOOORRRR!"
CRASH
"RAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Miku stormed through Tokyo, Japan, destroying everything in her path, ranging from cars and restaurants to huge-ass skyscrapers and business buildings. "MIKU! STOP!" Defoko cried, trying (And failing) to restrain the teal-haired ball of terror. "NO! LET ME GO DEFOKO!" Miku shrieked, making Defoko cringe. Miku turned around and slapped her, sending the purple-clad Utauloid flying through 3 other business buildings. Dell came up next, shooting rockets at the teallette. Miku swung around, and charged at him. "CRAP CRAP CRAP RUN AWAY!" He cried, dropping the rocket launcher he was shooting and started running for dear life. Miku stopped and spun around again, not having time to deal with this crap. After all, she had one target and
Only one.
~2 DAYS EARLIER~
Miku was locked away in the deepest and darkest bowels of the Vocaloid HQ, hanging from chains that wrapped around her ankles and wrists. Her skirt was torn, and her shirt was ripped, all covered in dried blood. She stared at the floor, although that wouldn't make sense since she was consumed in utter darkness. All because of Rin. Rin had forced cherry juice down her throat, causing her to go haywire, and on a rampage. When she had come to her senses, she was wandering around in the Yaoi section of a bookstore. She didn't even like Yaoi! Just regular shounen-ai. (There's a difference.) Just then, the door swung open, showering the room in bright (Maybe a bit too bright) Sunlight. (Wait, I thought Miku was underground?) Standing at the doorway was Miki. She strode in, a bottle of cherry juice in one hand. Great. Miku thought. Miki stopped in front of Miku and shoved the bottle in her face. "Do you know what this is?" Miki growled. Miku looked up and stared at the bottle for a minute. Afterwards, she drooped her head back down to stare at the ground. Miki frowned and opened the bottle, drinking it. "Well, it's a bottle of cherry juice." She said when she was done drinking it's contents. "Cherry. And whose character item is that supposed to be?" Miku didn't reply once more. Miki frowned again. "Well, it's mine. Mine." And with that, she strode out of the room, throwing the bottle of cherry juice on the floor, and closed the door behind her. Miku then hung in darkness once more, contemplating over her actions. Wait a second. Miku then felt a smile creeping to her face. Miki had left the bottle of cherry juice on the floor, the bottle full enough so that Miku could drink from it. Mustering all her strength, Miku broke the two chains that had restrained her, and fell the the floor. Why she didn't do that earlier remains a mystery. She crawled over to the bottle and drank from it. Her eyes turned to a dark crimson red, and her teeth became pointed. She broke the chains restraining her ankles, and kicked down the door to the 3rd containment area dungeon. As she looked around, she realized there was a gaping hole in the ceiling that she'd caused while on her last cherry juice rampage. Maybe that's why there was sunlight everywhere. Miku smirked, and ran up the hole, having one priority in mind.
Crypton rushed around the control room franticly, pushing and mashing multi-colored buttons. Finally, he spun around to the intercom. He slammed his hand down on the red button and shouted, " UTAULOIDS, VOYAKILOIDS AND GENDERBENDS REPORT TO THE MAIN FOYER! I REPEAT! ALUTAULOIDS, VOYAKILOIDS AND GENDERBENDS REPORT TO THE MAIN FOYER! THIS IS A CODE TEAL!"
In the main foyer, the Utauloids, Voyakiloids, and Genderbends filed out from doors, and stood in 3 straight lines. In the front was Teto in some rather stylish military gear, barking orders. "Alright guys! We can't play around this time! The lives of both our careers and the Vocaloids hang in the balance! Now, Utauloids! I want you guys to head straight into the belly of the beast and contain Miku as best you can! Voyakiloids! Secure the 2nd containment dungeon, and if Miku gets there fight alongside the Utauloids! Genderbends! Stand by the main dungeon doors and make sure they're barricaded and shut tightly! We're not letting Miku get out of here ALIVE!" Everyone gasped. Teto turned red and shook her hands in front of herself franticly. "No! I didn't mean it like that! I meant- AH JUST GO!" Everyone went to their assigned stations while grabbing some guns. Teto ran up the stairs to the dorms of the Vocaloids and banged two pans together while screaming and shouting. "GUYS GET OUT HERE WE'RE TAKING A CODE TEAL HIKE!" All the Vocaloids streamed out of their dorms and followed Teto. They stopped when Teto stood in front of a lion statue, reached into it's mouth, and pulled some sort of lever that caused the lion to sink into the ground and reveal a hidden passageway to God knows- (You mean Haruhi) Fine! Jeez- To Haruhi knows where. "GO GO GO GOOOOOOO!" Teto screamed as the Vocaloids all rushed into the dark tunnel. They descended a (Rather very long) flight of stairs, the only source of light being small lanterns that hung from the ceiling. "GRAOR!" There was an explosion from above that shook dirt onto the Vocaloids. "KEEP GOING!" Teto shouted. When everyone had gathered their wits, they started running again. And I'm tired! I wanna stop writing now! "NO! KEEP WRITING! MY POPULARITY IS AT STAKE HERE!" Teto shouted at the tired, and dehydrated author. Meanie. "I heard that!" Oh hush it you. Anyways, Vocaloids get to a base camp, shit happens, IA runs to a lake and takes a dip, more shit happens, Teto cooks, END
"I'm starting to get the vibe that you're a very terrible writer." Teto said, crossing her arms. "No, I'm just tired. Making poorly developed plotlines is tiring." I said, throwing a white curtain over the story. "Mmmhmm. Whatever." Teto started to walk away, throwing her arms up in defeat. "Just end the damn thing already."
~DarkOppressor