15 Secrets Nobody Needs To Know

by IceDynamiteDragonflyStars

We've all had that moment: you want to add a chapter to that really cool fic you've not updated for two months. You sit down at the computer, all ready to write- and your mind goes blank. But you're here now, so you write anyway, and end up with this: a collection of secrets the various herd members have that kills the fanfiction rules and dances on their graves. Enjoy.

6. Chapter 6

Hello! I have returned! So, this update I shall do Buck! Afterwards will be Squint, then Louis. So, yeah. Thanks to everyone who reviewed! It's really weird how you can work on a serious fic for weeks and get like three reviews, then churn out something like this that only takes ten minutes to write and have twenty-eight of them in five chapters.

Disclaimer: I own Ice Age. *coughnotcough*

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List Six: Buck

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1: He once cheated on his ugly pineapple wife with a rather attractive strawberry.

2: His favourite food is pineapple.

3: He has in fact eaten several of his wife's 'siblings'. (By which I mean pineapples from the same plant.)

4: He misses the herd.

5: A lot.

6: He enjoys playing chess.

7: Sadly, he has nobody to play chess with.

8: He has tried to teach Roger chess.

9: He has failed to teach Roger chess.

10: He sometimes considers riding Rudy up to the ice age, but always turns back at the last minute.

11: Aside from chess, his favourite game is football.

12: He has tried to teach Eggbert, Shelley and Yoko football.

13: He actually succeeded on that one.

14: They beat him.

15: Embarrassingly easily.

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Review or try and teach Roger chess!