Well, since you guys all seem to love Shinobu and Misaki, and it was requested by someone I owe a debt to, here's another little story about them. Actually, I do promise to do something different in the next chapter. I'm actually thinking: Hiroki and Miyagi go to a strip club.

Anyway,

Ukes Night Out

-/-

"Come on, Misaki! It'll be awesome!" Shinobu said, as they ate the rice the cafeteria seemed to serve every day. He could see Sumi-san glaring at him a few tables away, probably angry he'd stolen his 'best friend.' Please! All he did was use Misaki in a failed attempt to Seme Usami… Usagi… Whatever the heck Misaki's boyfriend's name. It wasn't like he'd been listening that closely to the story. And besides, Semes and Ukes just couldn't be "bestest" friends with each other. Sex would always get in the way. Misaki needed friends that were like him.

"I told you, I don't think Usami-san would like it if we went to the movies together."

Shinobu sighed, "I told you, it's not a date. It's like, a Girl's Night Out." How come girls could get away with everything anyway?

"Fine, for the sake of this crappy plot-line, fine." Misaki muttered as Shinobu practically threw himself at the boy, hugging him. "But, I am not sleeping over at your house!"

"Well, of course not. That'd be scandalous~"

Misaki slapped his forehead, realizing he should have never taught Shinobu that word.

-/-

"Hey, Usami-san, I'm actually going with one of my friends tonight. So, you don't have to pick me up."

"It's not Sumi, right? Or Haruhiko? Remember, Misaki he doesn't actually have any cake, it's a lie." *

"I know, we went over that. And actually, I'm going with Shinobu. Remember him?"

"That blonde kid."

"Yeah, so obviously I'm okay."

"When will you be home?"

"I don't know. We're going to see that new Leonardo Dicaprio movie, so I don't know when we'll be back."

"Okay, well call me if you need me to pick you up."

"Okay, bye!"

"Love you, bye."

Misaki hung up, thinking Akihiko seemed a little out of character. It wasn't like him to just let Misaki go. But then, maybe he was trying to trust Misaki more.

"Well, let's go!" Shinobu said, happily hanging up on his Seme, who seemed to be protesting.

"Okay, yeah. Let's go."

-/-

"Wow, that was… epic." Misaki said, stretching as they walked out.

"I know right! Even though he's sorta old now, I still think Leo is hot. Damn, I wish Miyagi looked like that!"

"I was talking about the movie."

"Oh… But still! Damn!"

"Shinobu, you're scaring me. That guy is like, old enough to be your old man probably."

Shinobu was silent a moment. "He's only 35… Misaki, would you really be that disgusted?"

"What do you mean?"

"Like if I was dating someone older." Shinobu asked, looking down as they stepped out into the mall.

"Well, Usami is ten years older than me, so I guess I really have no room to speak." Misaki said, thinking his friend was probably dating a twenty year old.

"Hey, you wanna get something to eat?" Shinobu said, changing the conversation rather quickly.

"Sure."

-/-

"You know, dating an older guy… It's really not that bad."

Misaki sighed, "Just spit it out, Shinobu. You were hinting all through dinner."

Shinobu stared at the bill he had just signed. He looked up as the annoyingly flirty waitress took the bill and left them. He trusted Misaki and all, but it was a big secret. Then again, Misaki had just admitted Usagi-whatever was 10 years older than him. "You can't tell anybody, okay?" *

A few minutes later they were sitting on the curb, outside of Olive Garden. They had defiantly missed the last train back. He didn't really have a choice now. "I'm going to call Miyagi; he can give us a lift."

Misaki nodded and pulled out his own cell-phone, probably texting his own Seme that he'd be home soon.

"Miyagi, I need a ride."

"Shinobu, it's late and I was about to go to asleep."

"Don't give me that, you were probably up reading again."

There was a brief pause, "Okay, maybe I was. But regardless, shouldn't you be home already?"

"Probably. So, can you come pick me up?"

"You owe me, Shinobu. No cabbage-anything for a month."

"Fine, old man."

He hung up a few moments later, after telling Miyagi where they were.

"So, what is it you were going to tell me?" Misaki asked, sitting down on the curb.

"Well… Miyagi is… Thirty."

Misaki blinked, "So? Usami's thirty-two."

"Miyagi is thirty-eight." *

Misaki stared at him in silent shock for awhile. "Um… Shinobu, don't… do things, do you?"

"Things?"

"Like, you know." Misaki blushed as he made a crude hand gesture, as if saying it was any worse.

Shinobu sighed, should have known he'd get a bad reaction. "He isn't using me! It's destiny that we're together." His friend still look sure so he added, "Besides, he didn't want anything to do with me. I pushed myself at him."

Misaki sat in thought for awhile, "You know, we are total opposites. You wanted a relationship with an old guy. And it's not like I don't love Usagi-san, but at first it just didn't seem right."

"I guess that most be how Miyagi felt… All well! He loves me, so it doesn't matter."

-/-Meanwhile, across town:

"Well, thanks for the drink but I really got to get going."

"Sure. Anyway, it's probably time I got going too."

"You're not going to tell him, are you?"

"Of course not. However, I will suggest tomorrow that the boy stay for dinner. Then, as you said, maybe Misaki's cooking skills will rub off on him."

"Thank you, you don't understand how much of a relief that is!"

"Well, as long as he stays in line, I don't see the problem with it. Besides, how much trouble can a couple Ukes get into anyway?"

Miyagi chuckled before steeping outside. He was starting to hope the boys had a "Ukes Night Out" next week. Usami and he planned on going bowling.

-/-

Anyway, I'm sorry if the ending sucks. I was tired… But I tried. …And if anyone cares about the Junjou Parodies. I have a video up on my channel as an announcement. I promise the trailer will be done by Monday. (OR Sunday depending on how much time I get to work on it.) Anyway, my name on there is Rhiannon_Vampire. Yeah, older account… All well.

* As I mention quite a bit, Misaki is rather stupid and not only goes into Haruhiko's hotel room at the mention of cake, but also gets into his car when he knows Haruhiko is taking him back to his house. *Face palm* Misaki, did Takahiro never teach you "Stranger Danger."

**I don't know why but Shinobu seems OOC… I just he'd probably be a little more direct, but I also can't see him telling someone that easily... But hey, for the sake of the plot, he had to trust Misaki so all well.

**Advanced ages because two/three years have gone by in the manga. (Idk if terrorist is a little later… Probably like, by a year or something. But it's late and I don't feel like looking it up.)