**Written for Camp Potter: Obstacle Course, Week 4**

Warning: In which I try to write poetry. And for minor suggestive theme at the very end.

O, Head Boy Badge

O, Head Boy badge upon my chest,

Do you know how long I've wanted you?

It proves to everyone that I'm the best,

No longer dirt on someone's shoe.

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O, Head Boy badge upon my robe,

You give me such power.

You allow me to pry and probe,

It pains me to take you off in the shower.

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O, Head Boy badge upon my fez,

Sometimes I like to stroke your shield-like form.

No matter what anyone says,

Falling in love with you is the norm.

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O, Head Boy badge upon my bosom,

You give me motivation to carry on.

With you, I need no woman,

I hope you'll never be gone.

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O, Head Boy badge no longer upon my person,

I left you behind, with a new owner.

Please forgive my subversion,

But just remember this, you did once give me a boner!