Oh my Harvest Goddess, Alan, Ben, Collin, Daren, Edge, Finn, Nik, Nak, Flak, and Harvest King! Get your facts on the people right, writers! Dear Fanfiction because sometimes we need to explain the truth. Rants from yours truly in drabbles. Warning: People got them rant pants on. Not responsible for tears, crying, murder, or disappearing food stolen by the writer/ranter.
I hate laughter. I hate children. I hate pink. I hate rainbows. I hate colors. I hate bows. I hate happiness. I hate door knobs. I hate love. I hate people who get near Celia.
I like alcohol. I like the hanging out at the Brass Bar. I like plants.
I love Celia.
Pair her up with a lame excuse of a farmer, and I will… let's say.
KILL YOU!
Not-so-sincerely, Marlin
p.s I hate how people don't pair me up with Celia.
p.p.s I'm reading.
Star: Well then...
~Star out
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