it was the day of god which is by the way a sunday. And Hank and Charles were spending a avertage day sitting around pumping each otter up with some good stuff. it was like they were was almost like anti mutant or something bc the stuffs was taking away their powers.

"it feels so nice to not pow-wow" Charles was higher than a kite and didnt look the same as when thor and his friends had seen him before when they went to his muttees for help. He had long ugly hair and the worst beard ever. shaaave pls!

"U look like a pedofiler" Hank said but they both laughed bc they were so high and it was so funny they loved their needles and all the other mutants had ditched them bc like wtf? They werer not expecting Magneto n they were not expecting Wolvertines and they were not expecting Thor n Nick n Bruce and they were not expecting Bucky either but mostly bc i don't think he should be there enyway no party invite.

"Knock knock" Logan yell he was smoking a cigar and was holdin it with his teddy claws. "Lemme IN" omfg act drunk Hank told Charles & so he left the stadium. Hank open the door kinda embarassed cuz of all the weed growin on the side of the mansion because of all the naughtys the two had been up to. "UM hello" he said like in the script of days of future past

"i was wonderin if I could get a diplomama" Logan lie even tho he was in was back in time or something lol idfk

Hank was like nope we're closed but Logan stabbed him with his wolverpaws! bc he was evil! Ahhhhh Hank yell and tiptoed to his death. "I know yall in hera!" Wolverine was blues-cluesin for the telepath but almost left because he didnt feel iny mind intruders in his mind and asummed that Charles was snot here there.

but like he turniped around and was face to face with magnets that magento was about to magnet him with AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH he was so scared his recently filed claws almost fell out but they didnt because they couldnt because well long back story go read some comics or watch a fuckin movie.

"Wat do you are here!" Magneto holla out of anger and the commentary told the fans this is why he was upvvoted for predisdency with all his power and glory. he was a hero kind of. But he was so old when gandalf acted as him :(

Logan sputtered liek a cow and was "Well U see" and Magneto shot magents into his eyes and was like hahahahahahaha yes I see so Wolverine was blind and Charles come runnin down the stairs and was still a freakin sissy just like he was in First bass. "Erik nooooooooooooo"

Magneto was conflicted he felt like he was chosin between a orange and a pear but he really really wanted the orange but charles was holding him back and making him ate a pear. he bit out of a apple instead and charles was so mad he was red like a tomato.

"I HATE TOMATOS" Erik was up for a fight as always and Charles was like "wtf does it take to get you not to come in my house and kill and blind all these ennocent mutants" He cried & almost drowned in his tears loookin so sadly at Logan and Hank thankin Erik did all this but lol Erik wouldnt kill mutants he hates human beans. BUT Charles can't read minds rite now

So ERrik told him the amont and he wrote him a check and Magento was out the door and even mop his mess up to be nice. Logan got stuck in the skull of mutants bc he was blinded and Professor X would have to help him control it...changing the future once again...

Magneto got in his smart car and send Bucky a text that said hi my boo i got u your money smoochie smoochie

the funds were transfunded and the deal was sealed. Magneto had sold his soul to Bucky's lil bitty heart

the was a knock knock on his widow and it was Thor he rolled down the window and was like "look here motha fucker you fuckin freakin letting your man just jizz all over my blue porcelein girl friend like she's some kinda KINDA prossistuteu!" Magneto was a mess of magnets scittered all over a white fridge and the letters spelled out broken

Thor look at Nick and Bruce and shrug they both sign language to just forgat bout him and scidaddle right over to Charles house but thor misread the print and "Um look Magreto i'm from the futuree"

"Wat the fack" Erik cooed and Thor continued "And yall are a good president but we has to stop U from breeding becuz Mystike and you have a ugly baby name Jane who..."Thor thunk of the first lie he coulda "freakin murder you or somethin"

"omfg" Magneto was explicit but understood kind of i think? maybe? because he's not telepathicc anymore idk if he really utterstands but maybe he does? idk well does he?

Bruce look at Nick and nicky looked at bruce and they shared some shrugs. Magneto put his car in park and they all smoled bc they see the change in his beating heart but then he was thinking outloud and put the car back into drive and HIT THOR with it omg he was so freakin evil but so metal at the same time he then back up and drove over him again and kept going "haha mother fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" and drove off laughin and listening to some justine beiber, he put on some sunglasses and pull down his sun roof. no one fucks his women.

"Thor!" Bruce run to his side and was all kinds of green with emotions unlisted and Nick was lookin at his life insurance and will. "Arrent you OK?"

Thor relly was ok because he was god but liked the attention "i'm relly hurt but a bj wood help lol" Bruce smack him all mad and turn green but Nick smack him and he dissolved "Ssorry"

"Guys...Magneto left a note" It was all folded up like teenage girls fold them in high school and had a pink ribbon round it, they open it and gasp. Bruces face was on a assassiinateion paper and he looked really ubber cute and the note said Buckey get yo

"But y would Steveys ex bestie for lifey killa me" Bruce was shell shock

they didn't know but they new they had to hide...