A/N: We're all Nerds on the inside, Elligoat. My whole family loves Doctor Who. My sister and I bought him a trilogy of them for my dads Christmas present!

FutureAuthor, It is most definitely Sabrina. April I actually imagined as her look alike, except shorter and slightly dumber (I'll get to the IQ's soon. Puck's not as dumb as he looks!)

Also, Puck will constantly think of Lexabella (Who is Sabrina) as Sabrina.

I'm actually not too impressed with my updating speed, though it's better than some others…

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I now really want to own and eat Oreos.

PPOV:

At lunch, Daphne, Wendell (Who we eventually found among the thirty students among this school. I know, Mission Impossible, right?), and I sat down at a table that looked like it had been reserved for us. No one was sitting there. I looked to my right to see that Sabrina was sitting at the table closest to us. She looked up and smiled. Immediately, the group around her began whispering. There was only one other girl there besides Sabrina. Just because I had to call her Lexabella, didn't mean I wouldn't stop thinking about her as Sabrina.

All of a sudden, the other girl, laughed a little too loudly. I was positive now they were talking about us. Sabrina rolled her eyes.

"You know, you guys can be so rude."

And like that, she was sitting beside me.

"Hello." She smiled. She had an amazing smile.

Funny the things you notice after they've been taken from you.

She turned to Wendell. "Lexabella, I assume you're Mr. Hamlin's son Wendell?"

Wendell looked dumbfounded. Not a good look on his face. "Y-yeah." He mumbled, turning bright red. That's when it hit me.

Wendell had a crush on her.

Whether it be the Sabrina from before or the Sabrina now, he liked her. I laughed. Everyone looked at me funny, then continued eating. I could still feel the eyes of Sabrina's group boring holes into my back.

It's not that Wendell didn't have a chance; he had lost some weight in the last six months and was actually turning out into an okay looking kid (Not as good looking as me though!). It's just that, well… I think she was dating that Max kid and, well… She was my Sabrina.

"So, Daphne. How's the school treating you today?" Sabrina asked, interrupting the thoughts that sounded confusing in my own heads.

"Horrible! I can't figure out anything! I'm going to fail just because this stuff is for, like, grade a zillion!!!"

Sabrina laughed. "Grades don't go up quite that high, Daffy (AS IN THE DUCK!)!!!"

"Well, whatever. I still can't figure it out."

"Hey, how about-."

"Okay Lexa, you've proven your point." I jumped. I hadn't even heard Max walk over from the other table. Christ, he was a big guy.

"No, I don't think I have." Sabrina said through gritted teeth.

He bent down a whispered in her ear. "Do you know what he'll think when he finds out his daughters hanging out with the Grimms?" He said, rather menacingly.

I reacted without thinking. What a Surprise. "Hey, buddy, back off!"

"Excuse me? Since when do you give orders around here!" Max bellowed. I swear to god, he was growing taller by the second.

Did I mention Max is a big guy?

Everyone began chanting "Fight, fight, fight!"

Sabrina laid a hand on his arm. "Max, step down." When he didn't respond she pulled a gun out of her bag. "I said step down Max."

Slowly Max's height decreased. He turned around, looking exhausted.

"I'm taking a run, make a good excuse to get me out of class." He whispered.

Sabrina nodded.

(Seeing as story is not separating itself, scene change here. Lexabella/Sabrina's point of view.)

"Max went home. I think he over exerted himself working out yesterday." I lied to Professor Heart. My god, what this woman thought she could get away with was unbelievable. I'd have to talk to Daddy about her being applied to the twenty-two cent rule (I love this rule. 22 cents was once the price of a shotgun shell. If said person costs more than 22 cents, you buy the shell and take 'em out back). I'd only known her for a week. That's how fast she got annoying.

Anyway, she started teaching some bull that wasn't right, whatsoever. Goodfellow was even about to say something about it!

"Okay Heart, I suggest you shut it. Immediately." I was so sick and tired of hearing her talking.

Heart was going red. "Ms. Sara, may I ask what's wrong with what I'm trying to teach you ungrateful brats?"

I heard Puck laugh. "Let's try everything." He said, still giggling.

Steam was coming out of Hearts ears now. "And you two think you could do a better job?"

"I know I could do a better job." I replied.

"Fine, page 125. I dare you to try and teach a seven year old Quantum Physics."

(Scene Change. PPOV.)

As soon as I had finished unlocking the door, Marshmallow ran inside.

"Mommy! In science today, we learned about Quantum Physics!" She said. Veronica turned to stare at me.

"My seven year old learned about Quantum Physics?"

I shrugged. "She's the only younger child in the school. The Scarlet Hand deemed it illogical to set up a different class for her."

"What!"

"I know."

Relda ran in. "So what did you learn about our Lexabella/Sabrina problem?"

I grabbed an apple, a box of Oreos, and a glass of milk. "She's extremely powerful. She ran a thirty-minute course in under three, beating five Werewolves to the finish line. Her swordplay is amazing, but what else is new. She can Jump like a bat from hell; in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she could take an Everafter over the barrier. Not to mention, she spat in Professor Hearts face and taught a Quantum Physics lesson to a seven year old."

"I'll be eight in a few months." Daphne muttered. Then it hit her. "Nobody's going to say, "So it's not Sabrina"?"

"You know, I have no doubt in my mind it is Sabrina, seeing as I've seen her up close, but none from the mother or grandparent?" I stated.

Veronica looked uncomfortable. The Old Lady looked slightly worse.

"What do you two know that we don't?" I asked.

"Daphne, could we talk to Puck alone for a minute?" Veronica asked.

"Can I have some cookies?"

"Yes.

"Then I'm alright." She grabbed two handfuls and dropped them in a bowl, smiling like an idiot. I loved how easy this child was to please.

I looked at Veronica. I was going to have to make up a nickname for her. "Dish." I told her.

"You remember, when Sabrina was born, how different she was from other babies, such as-"

"Yes, I remember when Sabrina was a baby. If I recall correctly, you could've been a negligent mother in the wild, and I could've been her adoptive mother."

"Correct. Well, when Sabrina was five, she… She jumped from the living room, to the kitchen and back again."

"You've known for a while she could do this?"

"I thought it would go away!"

I rolled my eyes. "Those things don't just 'go away'. And you, what's your dirty little secret?"

"There was a long list of Elementals in my ancestry."

"Unbelievable! You know, most elemental powers appear after a long, stressful amount of time? God, if Sabrina ever remembers, and finds out about this, she's never going to forgive you or Henry, V. You know, the chances of Daphne going through the same thing now are even higher because she's been involved with another elemental with the same basic DNA mix? Though it would explain Sabrina's addiction to magic more as a re-use high rather than an addiction."

"I think it's time to call a meeting." Relda said.

I WANT OREOS!!!