A/N : Rated M . You should know why !
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Chapter 6 : Fogging Windows .
FPOV
I sat up to the sound of gurgling and splashing in my room . Swinging my feet off the couch , I started towards my room . The vomiting intensified the closer I got . I smiled at the thought , it was what she deserved for going out to drink again .
I unlocked the door and stepped in , the smile widened when I seen a foot cut off halfway because of the door frame . I tip toed towards the foot , trying not to alert her from her violent vomiting . It smelled like a fruity drink , maybe her favorites I thought .
The closer I got to that sock covered foot the more anxious I got , weird I thought to myself . She was just in reach as I stepped inside of the bathroom I reached to grab at her foot , I glanced at her to check if she noticed me . The vomit was coming out a nice reddish-blue color , It was her favorite I grinned .
I grasped her foot and yanked at it just as she was gasping for air after the violent vomiting , she came sprawling and kicking in alertness . I backed up and gave her some distance to kick and squirm as I held her at bay .
" Where have you been ? " I asked . She was to busy trying to hold back the vomit I assumed to answer . After awhile of holding her , her cheeks puffed up . I let go in fear of her spewing her contents of last night onto my pajama legs , that I wouldn't want at all .
She flipped back over onto her knee's and started spewing into the toilet again . She looked totally helpless holding the rim of the toilet bowl and her hair just fell into the mess that just came out of her mouth .
I walked back out , and gathered what I needed for a shower . We at least had to go somewhere just to relax , for a day . I walked back in to see her standing up like nothing just happened , brushing her teeth . She had chunks of vomit in her hair , disgusting I winced at the sight of it .
" Take a picture will ya ? " She said looking at me from my reflection in the glass .
Shrugging it off , I stepped inside the shower area enclosed by shaded glass . Getting undressed rather quickly and disposing the clothes out of the enclosed area onto floor . Sliding the glass door shut again .
The warm water collided with my back , I lifted my head to let it run down my face and body . The thoughts of last night ran through my head , " wait until she's sober " . Shes sober now , I thought .
" Don't look nub ! " Sam said . The sound of the door sliding really caused me to panic , but I knew that what she said was much more smart than my instincts . So I kept my head underneath the shower head . The sound of the door sliding shut made me panic even more .
My skin felt movement , so I eased a little further into the shower . The shower head was wide enough for 4 people , thank god for that .
" What are you doing ? " I asked , trying to keep the panic out of my voice .
" Taking a shower . " She replied , well duh . But she should know what I'm really asking right ?
" Okay , besides the obvious . Captain genius . " That response came with a quick jab to my kidney . I winced from the pain , it really hurt .
" Some of the puke got into my hair , so I was hoping I could get in before you . Since you take really long showers . " She struggled to get that sentence out .
That answer was good enough , I just stood there letting the water run on me . Afraid to move , I stood as stiff as I could . I felt her soaping herself and her hair up , the thought of her doing that made me flush red . My hormones were also at a full blown war , I was at full alert ready to respond and serve . Go down , please go down I thought .
I felt her hand reach around me and grab him . Startled I jumped and moved over a bit , her hand releasing its firm grab off of me .
" My bad " I heard her laughing . " Pass me the body wash . " She said giggling .
I grabbed it and handed it to her over my shoulder , my hands shaking . What happened to being big and tough yesterday ? The adrenaline I believe . Seriously ? Man up , she's there . Just go for it . I got tired of pretending Chris was there to mentor me on my " macking " skills .
I started to soap up a bit , the body wash made my penis tingle and feel cold . Which made me even harder .
" Hey nub , mind if I see it ? You know , because I've never really seen one up close and personal before . " I could hear her smacking her lips .
" Uh , um , what ? " I responded .
" You heard what I said . " Just as blunt and awkward as the first time .
I hesitated for a second , I wondered what would happen if she seen it . Would she laugh ? I frowned at the thought of her laughing at it . Its not like porn where it looks big , but you would never know because the camera distance alters the size . So it looks big but its really like 5 or 6 inches .
" What are you waiting for ? I said you could turn around , also cover your eyes when you do . " She said impatiently .
I spun around slowly , I was harder than I had ever been before in my life .
" Oh so this is what it looks like ? " she said . " Its not like in porn , when they have guys who are like unbelievably huge . "
That made me feel like I was the smallest out there .
" But , " she added on . " Your a pretty good size for your age I have to admit , I love it ." She stroked it hard , that caused me to shudder . I heard a giggle follow right after , that made the blood rush to every piece of skin on my body .
" Alright , move your hands and open your eyes . " I heard her say .
She cant be serious . I stood there holding one hand over my eyes , and the other propping myself up against the glass .
" I'm serious , I wont hit you or anything . " With that I slowly dragged my hands down my face , away from my eyes .
That slow drag was worth it , the beauty that was standing in front of me . She glistened as the light reflected off of the sheen layer of water that was trailing down every crevice of her body . She looked down at the shower drain and blushed . I couldn't help to grin at her nervousness again , " your so fucking sexy " I blurted out .
Don't slap me , I thought . She looked up , her expression showing that she was surprised . She grew so much , so fast . Her breasts were perky and round , and her curves went from her breasts down to her thighs . Those were what I really found attractive , her wet hair clung to the sides of her body . She gave me a stare , like she was reading what my instincts wanted me to do .
" W-what ? " She choked .
" You heard me " I said , the tables were turning again . They were in favor of me this time .
" Well thank you . " the words softly came out of her mouth .
I grabbed for the valve to turn it off , we've been in here for awhile my skin had yet to prune though . Maybe another forty to fifty minutes before I started pruning .
" Don't turn it off . " Sam said grabbing my hand .
" Hm ? " I turned around , to look at her . But that was stopped suddenly by her lips crashing into mines .
I felt her open her mouth , so I opened mines and slid my tongue in . She gave out a moan/squeal in response , she liked it I presumed .
Our tongues were at war , battling for dominance . I thrust in harder and curled my tongue around her's , she thrust back and flicked her tongue harder. I moaned in response when she stroked my base slowly .
She moved my hand up to her breast , and squeezed it to show me what to do . So I repeated the response and got the same reaction , a deep moan . I was greatly satisfied with it .
I broke away to breathe , I opened my eyes to see her leaning against the glass . Shaking , trying to hold herself up . Pleased , I still had my hand on her breast . Pulling her close , and supporting her weight by leaning her back against the glass . I circled my cupped hand around her nipple which caused her to squeeze tight to me and scratch my back .
" Ow , ow , ow , Sam your nails ! " I yelled .
She opened her eyes , " oh I'm sorry . " She said blushing , " I just enjoyed it . . A bit to much . " A hearty smile came along with that sentence .
I squeezed again this time , much harder . " AH! " she nearly screamed this time . How exciting this was , it was driving me mad . I wanted her on top of me now , like what they do in porno's .
Sam had removed my hand by now , she had the bottle of AXE in one hand and the other on the base of my shaft .
" Ready ? " she asked .
I nodded in response , maybe a bit to eagerly because she took her time squeezing the body wash onto my base which was pulsating like crazy .
I moaned from the tingling feeling , but the pressure she put on my base was just as pleasing .
" You like that ? " She slowly said , trying to be seductive I smiled and responded " Yes . "
The faster she pumped the hotter I got . It felt like I was nearing my peak , the pressure was building near my crotch .
She stopped , then pulled me closer to the shower head to wash the wash off . Pushing me back against the glass , she got on her knees and slid over to me .
Lifting my head in anticipation , I already knew what was going to happen . I hoped it felt as good as it looked like in the porno's . And it did , the male porn stars never lied . Ever .
She clasped her lips around my tip , flicking it with her tongue . " Ahh ." I moaned in response as she sucked on my tip hard while stroking the base with a never ending force . Her mouth was just so warm , it felt like I was melting inside of an oven .
I moaned even more when she took more into her mouth , she was towards the middle of my base . I grabbed a fistful of her hair and started pumping , she moaned in response . The peak of my orgasm was near , I could feel it building up at the back of my crotch .
She kept up with my rhythm , sucking harder and harder . I was almost there , I just needed that one last push and I would be there . " Sam , unghh . Im going to - " . With those words she took me all the way into her mouth which caused my penis to start to spasm . I watched her quickly pull off and open her mouth right before I starting shooting .
" Ahhh . . " I heard her moan . I looked down to see her licking her lips and wiping her face with her arm . My heart rate started to slow down and I was able to talk in a couple of minutes .
I panted , " that was good Sam . "
" I know it was . Now your turn for the deal , time to please mama . " she said smiling .
I had no clue what she wanted me to do , but if she liked it I was down for it .
" On your knees in the corner . " She said , demanding me to do it . I obeyed what she said , and she came over and lifted one leg onto my shoulder . Holding herself up by propping one leg up on the glass window , the other resting on my head .
" Use your tongue Freddie . " she was already bucking up against my face . I obeyed again and played around with her outer lips with my tongue .
She moaned and grabbed my hair , the pain was worth it . I licked her clit which had caused her to buck even more . I was enjoying this as much as the blow job she gave me , but this was just as lovely .
I continued to circle it and flick it with the tip of my tongue , she arched her back in pleasure . Trying to get more of my mouth inside of her .
" Stop teasing . " She moaned .
I disregarded what she said and continued with my assaults on her clit . She really liked this , " Ow ! " she yanked my hair in response .
" I told you to stop teasing . " She giggled this time .
Obeying , I dipped my tongue in and out repeatedly . Like I was testing the waters , she shuddered I seen the goosebumps pop up on her body in response . She tasted bitter , but a perfect bitter . A Sam bitter , I enjoyed it for awhile before I swapped my tongue with my fingers . Pushing in deep , I searched for her spot . Hopefully it was where I thought it was like how I read online .
I pushed in , hoping I was playing my cards right and put pressure on that spot . " AH! " she moaned loudly this time , found it I grinned to myself . I kept applying pressure to that spot while circling her clit .
I looked up to find her with her hands in her hair , bucking up and down . I could feel her tightening up ; I read online that this was a sign a girls orgasm was near . So I sped up , and kept it at that pace . At a steady rate she just kept tightening and tightening .
She placed her hands on my shoulders and leaned over , her thrusts were intensifying .
" Unghh , Freddie im going to . . "
" Yes , cum for me Sam . " I pleaded .
And with that she came , it felt like a vice grip was on my fingers . But I held it through for a steady rate until she came down from her high .
I removed my fingers and cleaned them with the water from the shower , I tried to stand Sam up but she couldn't hold herself up . I chuckled when she fell as I stepped out of the shower , " Shut up ! " I heard from a distance .
She joined me , a couple minutes later . It looked like she was still having a hard time walking , I smiled at her when she stepped foot into my room .
" Shut up Fredward . " She said lazily as she tipped over onto the other side of my bed , laying down face first .
" Sam ? " I asked .
" What ." She responded to quick .
" What does this mean ? " I rolled over .
" Hnn ? I dunno , but can we discuss this tomorrow . You worn me out . " she pleaded .
" Alright . " I rolled back over smiling .
She quickly fell asleep right after I finished that sentence , I wouldn't be surprised if she fell asleep while I finished it . I fell asleep with the sound of her soft snores , lovely it was I thought .
Lovely it was .
A/N : Had to do this lemon cause I had some dirty thoughts pent up , and I hit 3k hits already . Thanks guys and girls ( yeah I'm not the only guy that acknowledges both genders ) for reading my story . Extra thanks to those who added me to their favorites , subscribed to me and/or put me on story alert . You wont be disappointed , and if you noticed . My writing has really changed up to now .
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