Chapter 6: Karaoke Night
Rei: Sigh….hey, you know what we REALLY need?
Yuda: What?
Rei: We really should go out together sometimes and have some fun!
Yuda: Oh, YOU actually want to go out? Without being pressured and slapped around by your girlfriend?
Rei: HEY! A-hem, anyway, how about it? I mean, you guys have been stuck in this place for almost a week now, aren't you bored?
Yuda: Well, not me because quite frankly, how can I be bored if I spend most of my time staring at perfection, a.k.a ME? Fabulous intensifies
Rei: sweatdrop
Shin: I'll pass.
Rei: Psssh, you're always no fun Shin!
Yuda: Is it because you only want to stare creepily at Yuria all day at home?
Shin: Psssh! N-no! It's just because, well, the outside world is as boring as it gets. Everything is just the same! Compared to when we used to train in the Nanto arts, it's just…..
Yuda: Hahaha! Oh, what you mean is that you only want opportunities to slice stuff up?
Shin: That's it! We used to get told that, as the Nanto Roku Seiken, we would be destined for great things….but what is it? Like….all we do now is basically just sit around and do normal, boring shit like normal, boring people!
Rei: What? THAT'S the only stuff you're interested in? Man, if that's the case then, YOU'RE the boring one. I actually quite like it this way. We get to do….well, just normal stuff. I mean, trying to hide the fact that we're trained in the Nanto arts is one thing, but this normal world and society we live in is not all that bad.
Shin: Sigh….but still, you remember that around 3 months ago we almost had World War III. I mean….if THAT had actually happened, then we would actually be using our Nanto Seiken to fight and bring harmony to the chaos like the famous heroes of the glorious old days! And then….probably…..I can finally win Yuria over to my side…..sparkly eyes
Rei and Yuda: sweatdrop (So….THAT'S what you actually intended.…we're not surprised, but…..)
Rei: Sigh….hey, how about you Yuria?
Yuria: Oh?
Rei: I've been thinking about how we should go out together somewhere, and I mean ALL of us, together as the Nanto Roku Seiken! How about it?
Yuria: ….I….ehm…I….don't know…I mean, it's a good idea, but…..
Rei: Oh right, you alone have gone out like, what three times this week! I can understand if you've already gone bored by this point, although….
Yuria: Oh, no! It's…..not like I'm BORED going out, it's just that…..remembers what has happened EVERY TIME she goes out …..yeah….I think I'll pass too.
Shin: suddenly gets sparkly-eyed
Rei: Ehh?! But why? Not usual for you to be like this, Yuria.
Yuria: Well…I mean, it's not that I don't like going out, no…it's just that these days, whenever I go out, disaster always seems to follow.
Rei: Really?
Yuria: Yeah. When I go out with Ken, or even when I went out with my brothers…..I really don't know if it's really just me or that bad luck seems to be out to get me.
Shin: ….well….if you're that scared then you can just stay at home you know.
Yuria: squints eyes …..really?
Shin: Of course! Infact, if you're worried about the outside world, then just stay home together WITH ME! I will protect you to make sure nothing ever harms you, and I-
Yuria: Well, that ALMOST seemed like a reasonable proposal, if it were not for the fact that YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RUINED MY DATE WITH KEN, DIPSHIT.
Shin: shocked ….
Yuria: Huff….for god's sake, when will Shin ever STO-
Shuu: Actually, that would be a good idea.
Yuria: Ah!
Rei: Shuu! So, you agree too?
Shuu: Yeah. I mean, it's good to be able to do something fun together, for once. But seeing as how Souther's still in jail after yesterday's incident, I don't think we can realize it.
Rei: Oh, pfftt, who cares about Souther? I mean, you know what, I think it's good if we don't have him with us. He only causes troubles with his insufferable ego! Every time!
Yuria: He was the one who ruined my second date with Ken too. Geez, what IS it with these guys anyway…..
Shuu: Is that so? But, without him, then it wouldn't truly be Nanto Roku Seiken, would it?
Rei: Ah, who cares about that! What matters is that we can ALL have fun for just this one night, at the very least. And besides, don't you agree with me? I heard he's caused a lot of shit for you as well, so-
And all of a sudden, Souther just suddenly went inside the house.
Souther: …yeah, yeah, I FUCKING KNOW THAT ALREADY! You want some more up your ass?! Honestly, if that goddamn son-of-a-bitch brother of yours wasn't there and helped the goddamn police, I would've- oh?
Everyone: widens eyes and jawdrops in complete shock …..
Souther: …SHUU!
Shuu: Oh, Souther. I see that-
Shuu almost got attacked by Souther, but managed to evade by backflipping in the coolest goddamn way possible.
Everyone: OOOOOHHHH!
Shuu: WHOA! Hey, what the hell?! What are you doing?!
Souther: SHUT UP! YOU WERE ALSO THE ONE WHO HELPED TOKI GET ME ARRESTED, WEREN'T YOU?!
Shuu: As a matter of fact, yes. What's the problem with tha-
Souther: OF COURSE IT'S A PROBLEM! You as a Nanto should support me, the strongest Nanto master there is! But you sided with that Hokuto bastards to get ME arrested?! If it weren't for the fact that murder is illegal, which means it would land my ass in that…PLACE again, I would've executed you for TREASON!
Shuu: Well, do you think I would rather let -no, scratch that- HELP you destroying THE ENTIRE GODDAMN MALL?!
Souther: Yes! I'm the Star of Leadership! It's my DESTINY to reign supreme!
Shuu: I suppose so, if it weren't for the fact that IT'S ILLEGAL. I only did that to help you from causing more damage, which would worsen your punishment.
Souther: Hmph! NOTHING is allowed to stand in my path of conquest! I am supposed to be the ultimate star to rule all over the world!
Shuu: You're still holding onto that?! That was when we were still training in the Nanto society! But, we live in the REAL world, Souther, for goodness sake. If you actually do that, you'll be branded an international criminal.
Souther: Well listen, I'm only doing that because of- …okay, nevermind, but still!
Shuu: Yeah, yeah, I get it. Anyway, we're planning to go out somewhere together, so-
Rei: Whoa, whoa, HOLD ON! Sigh….Souther, you have a LOT of explaining to do. How did you get out of jail after only ONE DAY?!
Souther: Sigh….well, after being shot by that tranquilizer dart and having Toki do some shit to my body, I lost all my power, you know. So I can't do shit when the police, on Toki's advice, placed me in THE SAME GODDAMN CELL AS RAOH.
Everyone: WHAAAAT?!
Souther: Exactly! And….oh my god, I don't even want to recall that. Anyway, the tranquilizer and the pressure point effects only lasted for about 24 hours, so when we regained our power back…..we broke out! Simple as that.
Everyone: What?!
Rei: What the hell….so, what that means, is that you're currently a fugitive?!
Souther: Yeah, something like that.
Everyone: …..
Rei: Dude, you don't know what this means?! This means that the police are chasing you down right now!
Souther: Well, I mean, it's not like they can possibly catch me again anyways! As long as I don't go out, at the very least….
Rei: Then what if they just suddenly visited our house and ask about you?!
Souther: Well, I'll just kill them. That's the most effective way about it, right?
Rei: YOU WOULD JUST ACTIVELY MAKE IT WORSE, YOU FUCKSACK!
Yuria: Um…..
Yuda: You just went straight for the murder and didn't even consider alternatives like, say….lying to the officers?
Shin: Well, I don't think the officers would be easily tricked by the fugitive's own roommates who've lived with him for a year saying that he isn't at the house.
Yuda: You got a point.
Rei: Rrrghhh….god-DAMMIT! Now, do you now JUST realized what your egocentric ass have brought us, Souther?! Not only do you almost destroy the world TWICE, and now we've got a goddamn CRIMINAL in our house!
Souther: Hey, did you now just blame ME for this?! The true fault is with Raoh!
Rei: I don't care! BOTH of you are at fault! It was lucky for you two to escape without a trace THAT day, but now, when luck decided to not give mercy for you nutjobs anymore, THIS is what happened!
Souther: HEY! Hmm….actually, speaking of Raoh, I just remembered now, that as we were breaking out, Raoh actually pressed those police officers' pressure points to just completely forget about us and this incident ever again!
Yuda: Really? You think that a completely busted out jail cell that wasn't even there yesterday isn't going to tip anyone off?
Shin: And besides, they still got the papers. And the destroyed mall building.
Souther: Eh, accidents are fairly common. At most they'll find another scapegoat for it.
Yuda: Well, that seems way too easy.
Souther: Anyways, I'm tired of all this arguing, you know. Especially after arguing with Raoh on our way home. I have so much to do. Out of my way.
Everyone: …..
Rei: …and, you see just now Shuu? THIS is what I meant!
Shuu: Yeah, that's true, but-
Rei: There's no buts! The only thing that we'll get if we risk bringing a literal fucking criminal out with us is MORE trouble! With the authorities! You of all people should know that better than anyone!
Shuu: I know that! But that's really only because Raoh just happened to be at the same place with him! Listen, we'll just try to find a nice, quiet place away from the city center and making sure Raoh won't be there!
Rei: And how would you know that?
Shuu: I just phoned Toki about it.
Rei: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU BE SO FAST?!
Shuu: Well, nature. Anyway, he told me that Raoh will most likely stay at home today.
Rei: MOST LIKELY. You're not sure about it.
Shuu: Eh, it's alright. Remember, Raoh is way smarter than Souther. If he knew what would happen if this sort of incident happened again, he surely wouldn't do it again!
Souther: I HEARD THAT!
Shuu: YIKES! ….yeah, so that's that.
Rei: Hrm….okay, now that you said that…..I'm still not convinced, but….I'll trust you for this one.
Shuu: Good! Hey, Souther?
Souther: What?! If this is another lecture, again I wi-
Shuu: No, no! Listen, like I said before, we're all planning to go out together tonight!
Souther: All of us? Tonight?
Shuu: Yes! Now, most of us are bored to only be staying at home all week, so….why don't we go out this one night, together as the Nanto Roku Seiken?
Souther: Hmm…
Rei: (Please say no, PLEASE SAY NO…..)
Souther: …you know, doesn't sound bad at all! I'm starting to get tired in this cramped-up place anyway, so….yeah! Let's go!
Rei: Oh…..facepalm …god help me.
Shuu: Alright then! So, Shin? Yuria? You two will go, right?
Yuria: Hmm….yeah. On second thought, maybe this won't be so bad after all….
Shin: T-then I'll go as well!
Shuu: Great! Then let's all get prepared!
Everyone: Okay!
Rei: Tch….Shuu, I SWEAR to GOD if this goes wrong-
Shuu: What? You'll kill me?
Rei: Of course not! But…..
Shuu: Hey, I did not guarantee there won't be ANY trouble whatsoever, but as long as it doesn't involve Raoh, we can handle it.
Rei: God, I hope so…..
Later on…..
Shuu: Alright! Everyone ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Shuu: Good! Let's go to the car!
Yuda: Car? Wait a goddamn minute, we have A CAR?!
Rei: Uh, yeah. What, you never knew?
Shin: Understandable since it's never been taken out of the garage since when we moved in to this house anyway. Also, it's technically Souther's car.
Yuda: Wait, SOUTHER has a car?!
Souther: NOW JUST SHUT UP! Anyway, just hop in, or not if you're just going to keep bitching!
Yuda: Okay, okay! Geez….
Rei: Whoa, it's got 4 seats! And an open cab as well? Damn, how much money you got to buy this?
Souther: It was a gift!
Rei: A gift from who?
Souther: Tch, none of your business! I told you to just hop in and shut your mouth!
Rei: Whoa, alright! Jeez, no need to be such a jerk….
Yuria: ….um….
Yuria saw that the driver's seat and the front seat had been taken by Shuu and Souther, with Rei and Yuda in the middle, meaning that she was left to sit besides Shin, who was already quite….excited at the prospect.
Shin: What's wrong Yuria? What's the matter?
Yuria: Um….the place's all full…..
Shin: What do you mean? There's still a seat left at the back.
Yuria: Uhhh…
Rei: Hey! Give me some space!
Yuda: Space?! YOU'RE the one who spreads your legs like you're a fucking emperor or some shit!
Rei: Yeah, but your hands take up considerable space as well! Go sit behind or something!
Yuda: Grrrr….FINE! Yuria! Switch with me!
Yuria: O-oh?
Shin: KH! No, wait, wait, don't-
Yuda: I'm getting sick of this entitled shit! God, if there's ONE way to get him out of my life forever, I would've done it LONG ago!
Rei: And now you're just shittalking behind me?!
Shin: Wait, wait, WAIT-
Yuria: Umm….okay.
Yuda: Ah! Good!
Shin: No…cries
Yuda: ….huh? Now why are you suddenly crying?
Shin: continues crying
Yuda: Eh, weird. Just get in the car.
Shuu: So, is everyone in?
Everyone: Yeah!
Shuu: Alright, we'll get going!
Later….on the road…..
Shuu: Hm! The night roads are beautiful tonight!
Souther: Huh? How would you even know that? You're blind!
Shuu: Yeah, it's true that I'm blind, but I know that roads are lively today with all the cars moving. And the lights as well. How about you? You're the one with functioning eyes.
Souther: Looks the fucking same to me.
Rei: Well, you're right Shuu! This is the first time we've been out in the streets at night, after all!
Yuria: You're right!
Yuda: Tch….damn that Rei! If only he wasn't such a jerk, then…fantasizes about cuddling with Rei
Shin: still crying Hsk….aaahh….Yuria…..
Yuda: When will you stop crying already?!
Shin: Uuuuhhh….aaaahhhh….
Rei: ….huh? Wait, Souther, you're sitting in front of me?
Souther: Of course I am, dipshit! Did you notice just now? Have you gone blind like Shuu?
Rei: N-no! It's just….I thought you were the one driving? This is your car, right?
Souther: Well, it IS my car, but I never got to learn how to drive, you see. It brings too much, uhh….memories.
Rei: …huh. Wait, if you're the one not driving….besides me is Yuria and the ones behind are Yuda and Shin….then…..the one driving is…
Shuu: Yes, its me.
Rei: SHUU?!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Rei: WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ARE YOU DRIVING?!
Shuu: Souther asked me to.
Rei: AND YOU JUST ACCEPTED IT?! SOUTHER, DID YOU JUST SERIOUSLY TELL A BLIND MAN TO DRIVE?!
Souther: I told you I never fucking learned how to drive!
Shuu: Yeah. And besides, if it was Souther who drove, we'd be in a bigger disaster.
Rei: THAT STILL DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE'RE BEING DRIVEN BY A BLIND MAN!
Shuu: Relax. I've already trained for this, you know. And I can precisely detect where my surroundings are.
Rei: But…..but…..
Yuria: I think he's right. If he couldn't, we would've crashed into something before we even left the house, you know.
Rei: Huff….I….suppose you're right….by the way, Shuu, where are we going to?
Shuu: It's a secret!
Rei: Whaaat? Now you're just playing secrets and all that jazz? Sigh….better be a good place….
?: Eheheheheheheheeee!
Everyone: Huh?!
Souther: Who the fuck is that?!
It turned out to be a particularly loud biker gang.
Rei: Tch, a biker gang. Typical.
Yuria: Ah…
Biker gang: HYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! loud motorcycle noise
Yuda: GHHRRRKK! Grrr…..don't those noisy fucks know DECENCY?! Those improper hooligans can't even comprehend beauty!
Shin: Pretty bold coming from you….
Yuda: Hey!
Rei: Tch….HEY! TURN THAT DOWN! ….goddamnit, they can't even hear over the sound of their own motorcycles!
Shuu: Anyways, just ignore them. If they'll come over here, we'll have a disaster in our hands.
Rei: But they'll just keep getting worse! Tch, why the hell doesn't the authorities do something about this?! What good are the police for?! They can't even keep two, no, ONE egocentric dumbass criminal in anyway!
Souther: HEY!I I'll fucking kill you for that!
Rei: Try me!
Yuria: Tch…..ah?! That's…..that's!
Rei: What is it, Yuria?
Yuria: ….that's….that's Jagi!
Rei: What?!
Jagi: Hahahahahaha! Keep on, boys!
Biker gang: HYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! WOOOHOOOOO! louder motorcycle noises
Everyone: GYAAAAAHHH!
Rei: Grrr…..that son of a bitch! He's still alive?!
Shuu: Now….now Rei, calm down. I know you're angry for what he did to Airi, and to be frank, you ALREADY had your chance at him, now's not the-
Rei: HEY! YOU CUNTS!
Biker gang: What?!
Souther: Gasp….how…..how dare he!
Shuu: You're shocked at that?
Souther: Of course! Even I would never say THAT!
Jagi: Eh?! Now who the FUCK was THAT JUST NOW?!
Rei: ME! You've got a problem with it, huh?!
Jagi: Eh? Hold on a sec…..aren't ya that guy who beat me just some time ago?
Rei: Yeah! That's ME as well! Listen! You and your ragtag pack of degenerates need to tone down your goddamn motorcycles! You're disrupting the goddamn residents every night!
Jagi: EH?! Who the fuck are ya to tell me what to do, ya motherfucker?! pulls out a gun
Rei: Eh?!
Jagi: fires a gun
Everyone: KYAAAAAAHHHH!
Rei: What the…..HOW THE HELL DOES HE HAVE A GUN?! Is he even a Hokuto practitioner?!
Shuu: Tch! See, I told you not to provoke them!
Jagi: Hmm?! Oh, I see, all of ya are Nantos, eh?! Well, if I blew ya up here, then none of ya obnoxious ass will ever disturb us anymore! Haha! Fires gun again
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Shuu: Tch, HOLD ON TIGHT EVERYBODY!
Everyone: Ngh!
Shuu: makes a sudden turn to the left to avoid the biker gang
Everyone: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Jagi: Where do ya think yer goin'?! fires again
Shuu: Tch, they're still behind us.
Souther: This is all your fucking fault! Why did you even need to call them THAT anyway?!
Rei: Hey, I say whatever the fuck I say! They're intentionally disrupting peace and are we expected to just fucking sit still and listen to their horrendous motorcycle noises?!
Souther: Yeah, I fucking know that! But….do you really have to call them THAT?!
Rei: THAT'S what you have a problem with?!
Jagi: Get back here! Speeds motorcycle up
Everyone: AAAIIIEEEEHHH!
Jagi: And now, for the- ….oooohhh.
Yuria: Aaaahhhh!
Jagi: Heh, we met again eh, Yuria. Ya know what, this is suddenly more fun than I expected. After all….points gun right at Yuria's head
Yuria: ….aaaahh…..aaaaahhhh….
Jagi: Well, even though I'd like to blast everyone's head off, I suppose it's more fun if I start with YOU first! It would be SO DELIGHTFUL to see my li'l bro's face when he heard that his beloved girlfriend is dead! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
However, right when Jagi cocked his gun, someone strikes the gun away from Jagi's hand.
Jagi: Eh? AAAAHHHH! That fuckin' hurt! Who did it- AAAAAAAHHH!
Yuria: Eh?! Aaaahh!
Jagi: Huh?! Shin?! What are ya- AAAHHHH!
Shin: You…I will NEVER, EVER LET ANYONE HURT YURIA!
Jagi: Eh?!
Shin: slashes Jagi across the face
Jagi: Wha- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! MY FAAAACCEEEEEE! AAAAAAHHHHH!
Slashed in the face, Jagi let go of his motorcycle and crashed back onto his fellow bikers, causing a massive explosion.
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHH! ….
Shuu: …..is it over?
Rei: …huff…..yeah…..I say…..
Yuria: …..they exploded!
Souther: Unsurprising, considering their amount.
Yuda: Whoa…..Shin! Shin, you saved us! You save-
Shin: Shut it! I'm not doing this for you anyway. I'm doing this for Yuria.
Yuria: Oh…..
Shin: ….so, um….this means we can-
Yuria: NO.
Shin: shocked face …..cries Huhuhuhuhuu….YURIAAAAA!
Souther: NOW SHUT IT BACK THERE!
Yuda: It's okay, it's okay….
Souther: Phew…..well, if the police ever caught trail of this….guess I won't be the only criminal here, huh.
Shuu: Well, I think the police would arrest the biker gang first, anyway. And besides, it's self-defense.
Souther: Riiiiiiight.
Shuu: Anyways, we're almost there!
Rei: Really? Huh, that's quicker than I expected.
Shuu: Well, it's not that far from our house to the outer borders of the city, anyway.
Later….
Shuu: …..aaaannnddd here we are!
Rei: Huh? Lost….Paradise?
Shuu: Yep! It's the Lost Paradise bar!
Rei: Huh….I thought we were going to eat in a restaurant or something!
Shuu: Yeah, well in a restaurant, you would just eat, and then leave. There's no much more fun to be had here!
Yuria: Heh, wow. I've never drunk before….
Shuu: Never drunk or never BEEN drunk?
Yuria: Well, both, I guess….
Yuda: Hm, now I'm kinda beautiful makeup that I worked on for HOURS will be ruined….
Shin: Hmph, not really my thing, but….I suppose I can get into this…..
Souther: Hah! Now THIS is my kinda thing. Alright then, what are you waiting for! Get in!
Everyone: Okay!
Inside….
Souther: Hmm….eh? What? It's empty!
Shuu: Not surprised….it's located far from the city center, so it's bound to not be many people here.
Rei: But it's completely empty! Hello? Anybody?
?: Yes, hello! Welcome to the Lost Paradise bar!
Everyone: …..what?
Bat: Oh, man! It's the first customers we ever had in a while now!
Lin: That's right.
Yuria: Huh? Bat? Lin?
Bat: Huh? Oh, hi Miss Yuria! Wow, and here I thought you're not the type to drink. Decided to get a li'l wild now, eh?
Yuria: Eeesh, shut it!
Bat: Whoa, whoa, hey! Sorry! Oh, hey! Rei's here as well! And Shuu! And, uh…..three others as well. You all kinda look like jerks.
Souther, Yuda, and Shin: Say WHAT?!
Shuu: Calm down, everyone. My, it's quite a pleasant surprise seeing you here, Bat and Lin.
Lin: Ehehe.
Bat: Yeah! We'd never forget that day when you helped us, you know.
Shuu: Yeah, sure.
Rei: Oh, uh, hi! Never thought I'd see you….here….
Bat: A bit surprising, eh? But it's alright, so anyway, just pick your order and-
Souther: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a goddamn minute…..what the hell are your kids doing here?
Bat: Isn't it obvious? We're the owners of this bar!
Souther: What?! That, that doesn't even make any sense! You two are still kids and are serving people drinks you two can't even drink?!
Bat: Well, listen me out, will ya? So, the thing is, we both try to make some money, you know, because we're poor and all that.
Lin: Uh-huh.
Bat: And so we tried to open a lemonade stand, you know, like most kids do. But that didn't work.
Rei: Huh….okay….so why did you then open a bar while you're not even an adult yet?
Bat: Well! After that, I tried to think the reason behind our unsuccessful lemonade stand business. And then I discovered the truth that most people these days are depressed. Depressed businessmen and businesswomen who are depressed about their unsuccessful, unsatisfying, and unhappy careers, families, and love lives. And what's a depressed person's best friend? Yep! Booze! So we seized this opportunity. But then we realized that not everyone drinks alcohol just because they're depressed, so we even installed karaoke here as well! Whether you're looking for a paradise, or getting away from hell, Lost Paradise is the place for you!
Lin: That's right!
Everyone: sweatdrop
Shin: Uhm…wait a minute…..does anyone, any responsible adults even know about this?! This shit is illegal, I'll tell you! And, don't think you can just get away easily just because you're kids!
Bat: Well, I mean, all customers we've had had asked about this, of course, but they don't really care because our drinks are some of the best in Japan!
Lin: Yep!
Shin: Get out! Some kids like you know how to make even a remotely passable alcoholic drink?
Bat: If you don't believe it, just try it for yourself! Here!
Shin: Eh?
Everyone: stares at Shin and the drink
Bat: Go on!
Shin: …..drinks it …OOOOHH!
Everyone: Ah!
Shin: This is…..THIS IS!
Bat: Heh, what did I tell you!
Shin: This is….absolutely….incredible! I….I…..drinks again AAAHHH! This feels like….PARADISE!
Bat: See! Lin, go get for the rest of em!
Lin: Uh-huh! Runs to the back and returns with a tray of alcoholic drinks Here you go!
Everyone: takes one glass
Bat: Haha….go on! Don't be shy!
Yuria: …ah! This taste is truly….
Rei: Hmmm….aaahhh! This is…this is good!
Shuu: Hmm! This really is quite splendid!
Yuda: Hmph! How could this drink possibly impress me…..ah! Ahh…OOOHH!
Souther: Tch! How good a drink by a mere brat can possibly be…..ah? Ooohhh….this taste is…this is…THIS IS TRULY THE BEST THING I'VE EVER DRUNK IN MY LIFE…
Bat: Hahahahaha….see? You believe me now, right?
Shuu: Bat, Lin, I truly applaud you for your skills.
Bat: Ahaha….naw, it's nothing!
Lin: Ehehe!
Yuria: But, really….does Ken even know this?
Bat: Well, he does know, but he does praise our drinks so he just lets us!
Yuria: sweatdrop …oh….is that so…well, I suppose I'll have a talk with him later…..
Bat: Eeehhh, don't worry too much about that. So everyone! Go on and make this paradise yours!
Everyone: YOOOO!
And so everyone proceeded to have the absolute time of their lives. Multiple shots are taken as lots of drunken speeches and screaming are heard throughout the bar with lots of vomiting on the floor.
Rei: TRA-LA-LA-LA-lA! I'm a prettyyyyyy~ layDEEEEEEEEE! HIC! AhahahahaAAAA!
Yuda: OooooOOOOOHHHH! I am hic the MOST BEAUTIFUL OF THEM AAAAAAALLLLLLLL! Oh Rei, LET ME KISS YOOUUUUU-
Rei: No, GEDDOWN FROM ME! Hic! Urrrgghhh…..
Souther: I am….THE HOLY EMPEROrrrrrrrRRRRRR hic I will dedicate this PYRAMID FOR YOU MASTeRRRRRRRrrrrrr HIC!
Yuria: Ahahahahaa…..hic! Ke~n! I looooovveeeee youuuuu ssoooo muuucchhhhhh!
Shin: Oooooohhhh Yuria~ let me be hold in your angelic embraaaaaceeeee~ OW!
Yuria: Ehehehehehe….KEEEEEEENNNNNN~~~~~
Shuu: immediately gets down and just breakdances
Everyone: …..huh? Oooh…..ooohh!
Shuu: lays down the sickest moves
Everyone: Ooohhh! OOOOOHHH!
Shuu: cool finishing pose
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! goes absolutely wild
Bat: Heheh….alright! This amount should be enough for the next week or so.
Lin: ….eheheheheh….
Bat: Eh? What are you laughing about, Lin?
Lin: ….I mean….just look at them. They're all just so happy, drinking all night long and just letting themselves go to have fun.
Bat: Eh, I don't really care about that. I mean, look at all this money-
Lin: snatches the money away from Bat
Bat: H-hey!
Lin: You're only thinking about money, you know! And besides…aren't you the one who promotes the whole 'finding paradise' thing? Just try to look at them without just looking at money for a sec.
Bat: Ehm….well….you're right…..
And then the Nanto's proceeded to karaoke, in which the craziness gets dialed into 125%.
Rei: AAAAAAIIIIIII WOOOOOOO TORIMODOSEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!
Everyone: claps and cheers
Shin: Wait, wait, my turn! Ahem, DAAAAKAAAARAAAA KYOOO YORI ASU YORI AI GA HOSHIIIIII YUME YORI AI SURU KIMI GA HOSHIIIII, SUBETE GAAAAAAAA~
Everyone: claps and cheers
Souther: Wait, wait, wait, ME! DO SURVIVE! KAWAITA KOKORO GA! DO SURVIVE! MOTOMOTE NAITERU! DO SURVIVE!DO SURVIVE! ASU SAE MIEZU NI! OWARU KOTO NO NAI TABIJI NO HATE DEEEEE!
Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! claps and cheers
Souther: WAHAHAHAHAAAA! Iii…aaaammm….the GREATEST, and I will…..uhhhhrrghhh….falls down
Everyone: AAAHHH!
Rei: Aw….fuck…..
Shin: Guess it was too much for him.
Yuda: It was only three shots! Hic…..fucking lightweight…..uhhhhrrghh…..falls down
Everyone: Eeeekkk!
Rei: Guess you're also a lightweight eh…hic….
Shuu: Anyways, how about we have some more!
Everyone: Yeah!
Yuria: Great! Bat! Give us some more! Places money on the counter
Bat: Hehehe! Good! Here be the elixirs!
Lin: 'Elixirs'…? Really?
Bat: Hey, it sounds cool!
Lin: ….
Yuria: Thank you!
Shuu: Yeah! Let's have some more, folks!
Everyone: YOOOOOO!
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Everyone: …urrrgghhhh…
Souther: …nggghh….the….the Holy Cross Mausoleum will be- eh?
Yuda: Nrrrrnnnnghhhhh….oh my god…..what happened last night?
Rei: Tch…..oh my god my fucking head hurts….urrrghhh…..
Shin: ….nggghhh…..where….where are we?
Shuu: Uuuuughhh…we….did a lot of shit, and…..
Yuria: Nggghhhh…..ehm…..eh? We…we're back home.
Everyone else: Eeehh?
Shin: What the…no….no way….
Yuda: How…..how the hell are we suddenly here?!
Souther: Did that….did that kid bring us ALL the way to here?!
Rei: Wait, but then….runs to look outside …wait a minute, our car is here!
Everyone: What?!
Shuu: Now that's peculiar….so basically, after our hell of a wild night last night, and after we're all knocked unconscious…..Bat and Lin somehow managed to get us back to our home WITH our car?
Yuria: That seriously can't be right…..
Shin: Hmm….oh? Hey, there's this note here…..it's from that kid!
Everyone: Oh? …
Okay, so I know that your first reaction after waking up is "How the hell am I suddenly here? And my car is parked outside as well? Did that kid do this?". But fear not!
The thing is, everytime we have a customer who drinks so much they knocked themselves out, we always ask our close friend Kenshiro, to personally escort said customer AND their car back home!
It doesn't even matter how many customers there is. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ANY number he CAN and WILL escort back home in no time! Oh, and Ken's a nice guy, so don't worry about your things being stolen or anything!
Anyways, thank you for visiting Lost Paradise, hope you'll come again!
Signed, The Almighty and Great Bartender Bat
Everyone: …what….the hell?
Souther: So….we were all carried home by Kenshiro?!
Rei: How was that even possible?!
Shuu: Hokuto Shinken makes everything possible.
Yuria: Ooohhhh! Blushes
Souther: SERIOUSLY! I can't even begin to tell you how HUMILIATED I am that I, Souther, would-
Shin: Uhh….guys….you might wanna check this….
Everyone: Huh?
The TV shows the the fire caused by the explosion caused by a biker gang crashing onto each other. 4 was found dead whereas 11 are heavily injured. A witness reported that someone on the back seat of a red open-cab attacked one of the bikers, which caused him to crash into the biker gang behind, triggering the explosion. A police officer said that while this basically makes it far easier for the authorities to finally stop the rampage of the biker gang, they too are still on the track for the attacker, who escaped on the car after the incident.
Everyone: …..fuck.
To Be Continued….
Heya! So as usual, I was busy with a lot of shit yesterday, so I can only upload this now. Also I don't know why I keep bothering with the 'Yuria as the protagonist' when clearly I only care about the male Nanto's. Pffftt. Whatever.
Anyways, please give a review and have a good day!