one day ryuko matoi went to school

mako was talking again so she did her best to SHUT HER UP *MSI Plays Loudly*

bc the bass the rock the mic the treble

Ryuko likes her coffee black just like her metal

sUDDENLY

satsuki appeared like *holy noise* wait no sorry I meant *evil laughter over heavy metal*

ryuko

satsuki

ryukoo

satsukii

RYUKOOO

SATSUKIII

mako was like "verily thou must do battle straightaway"

they actually looked at her for once bc wow she has brain cells

"hey ryuko"

"yeah"

"I bet I can get (half naked) into battle costume faster than u"

"nuh uh"

TRANSFORM

well it turns out they did that at the same time so oops

BATTLE TO THE DEATH START

mako was freakin out bc ppl die when they r killed

suddenly a strange thing happened as they lunged at each other brandishing big swords

something legendary

something astounding

something that looks like Zac Efron

A CROSSOVER

light yagami suddenly stood where their blades crossed and looked at his watch for a bit

the girls kept fighting until they suddenly died of simultaneous heart attacks oops

light flew away on ryuk's back

mako freaked out again

all of a sudden

the story ende-

THE END


this story is getting progressively worse by the chapter i S2G