Hey guys! Hope your new year is going better than last year and keeping up with New Year's resolutions. I know I already broke mine. Oops...

Disclaimer: If you even dare to think that I own this then, step away from the technology and gain some common sense. I do not own Ouran or anything of that nature.

So enough stalling and here's the chapter.

Happy Reading!

***Chapter Six: The Kidnapping of Haruhi***

Elise's P.O.V.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shiiiiit! I swear to my time, we can't be anywhere on time to save our lives. I kept plowing my way to class dragging an incoherent Callie behind. I literally had to drag her out of bed this morning. She had stayed up until two in the morning talk to people back from Tennessee. She still isn't quite used to our new lives, but she'll adjust. I kept jogging until I saw my class, and the teacher was about to start until we stumbled in like we were drunk. I swear we looked like a circus show and of course, we tripped and did the the whole flailing arm thing and completely face planted. What can I say? It was beautiful.

Today we had math first and it had commenced again. Oh joy. But this time I finally got smart enough to bring a nice book. I put it in my math book so it looked like I was the perfect and wonderful student. Oh, how I loved the naive teachers. So I took this time to get so immersed into my book, I didn't notice the note Kyoya slipped me. How interesting. He doesn't seem like the type to do that sorta thing.

A bit absent minded aren't we today, Miss Collier?

I scribbled my response in my messy handwriting:

A bit observant aren't we today, Mr. Ootori?

I slipped it back onto his desk and he read it. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see him smirking. He returned the note back to me after writing again.

So where would you like to meet for our appointment together?

I smirked at his language. If I didn't know any better, I would think he was from centuries past. If he had learned to talk like this, I wonder what his childhood had been like.

Well I have an idea for our 'appointment'.

I quickly gave it back to him.

And what would that be, Miss Collier?

As I was writing my note, I didn't notice that asshole of a math teacher walk to my desk. He plucked the note from my grasp and started to read it in silence. I glared at him defiantly and then he looked like he was trying to decide how to punish me. He smiled a sickening, wicked smile and that's when I knew this wasn't going to be pretty.

"So Miss Collier, you and Mr. Ootori are now dating, correct?" He mused. I took a quick panicked look to Kyoya and Tamaki. They were silently glaring at him as well. Kyoya shot me a glance saying go on, tell him the truth.

"N-n-no sir. That is, um, i-in-incorrect. We are simply, uh h-hanging out with, um each other on Su-Sunday. And I, um I won a contest to do, uh so." I stuttered. That totally didn't make me look guilty of whatever crime I had just did.

"Whatever you say about the relationship between you and Mr. Ootori."He walked back to the front shaking his head. He obviously looked like he didn't believe me. The whole class, excluding Kyoya, Tamaki, Callie, and I, laughed. Well, Kisa and her bitch crew didn't laugh either because they looked like they were about to kill a bitch. I know I'll have to do some explaining after class. I put my head down on the desk and sighed. I looked over at Tamaki who shot me a sympathetic look and mouthed We'll get him back later.

See, this is why I like Tamaki. I know I've only know him for a few days, but I can tell he's a very sweet person. He might be a little bit of an idiot, but he's furiously loyal. And At the end of the day, that's all you can really ask for.

After a while of complete embarrassment and dirty looks from Kisa and her bitch squad, class finally ended. I got up, and basically ran out there like there was a fire.

"Elise-sama. Are you ok?" Tamaki walked up to me and put his arm around me in a brotherly way.

"Yeah, I was just caught off guard. Thanks Tamaki." I was kinda surprised to see Tamaki so serious. He was a strange boy, but I think him and Haruhi would be lovely together. They would easily balance each other out as well.

"Mr. Ootori? What did you think?" I asked him. He studied me a second before answering.

"It was a tad excessive punishment, and his attitude is not professional to the slightest. And also your response to his question did not aid your case whatsoever, and we did deserve the punishment that we received." He had a whole Aristotle moment going on, just like Mina.

"What do you mean by 'we'? I was the one he embarrassed!" I pouted.

"I will at the Host Club this afternoon." He replied grimly.

"Oh right we get to start our jobs today!" Callie said excitedly while twirling around. Tamaki took his arm off my shoulders and went to join her. The were waltzing across the hallway as we walked to lunch. I giggled at their antics and Kyoya rolled his eyes and sighed. But not in a way he was annoyed, more like amused by his best friend and Callie.

"So what exactly what shall we be doing, Mr. Ootori?" I asked him.

"You shall be serving cake and tea to the guests as needed Miss. Collier." He replied. We were in the dining hall now and then Honey came and scared Callie from behind. She giggled and they began to have a conversation. Am I the only one to see a little somethin somethin goin on? I got my lunch tray and looked around for Carmen, Callie, or Lily, but I couldn't find them anywhere.

"Miss Collier." Kyoya pulled me back to his attention.

"Yes Mr. Ootori?" I snapped my head to look back up at him. Then I was startled. Instead of just seeing the glint off his glasses, I could actually see his eyes. And they were beautiful. I have never seen any color like this before. They were gray, but had silver in them. They didn't look even possible. I have never seen Kyoya look like this, and he was quite stunning. I stopped looking at his eyes and paid attention to what he was telling me.

"Seeing that your friends are not here yet, would you like to sit with the Host Club and I to get better acquainted with them?" He asked.

I was taken back by his request. It was very uncharacteristic of him. I mean, first he's passing notes and now he's inviting me to eat lunch with him. What's next, doing charity work? Hell must be freezing over. I smiled at him and agreed. He led me to a table with Honey, Mori, the devils, and Tamaki.

"Hey y'all." I greeted them.

"Awww! Isn't our new daughter so adorable, mommy?" Tamaki started rubbing his cheek against mine.

"Tamaki, how many times have I asked you to stop calling me that during school hours?" Kyoya asked, bored.

" Are you two trying to keep your secret relationship under wraps because the cruelty of society keeps you apart? I'm sure the girls would go crazy over that." I teased him. I knew he was going to get me back later, but it was worth it at the moment.

Kyoya raised an eyebrow at me. "Of course, so we must keep it a secret. I know it will be hard, especially for you."

"Why little ole me? I'm not the one you should be worried about. How bout your husband." I pointed to Tamaki.

"Ellie-sama, we approve of your dress!" The devils noted from out of nowhere.

"Oh um thanks guys. So are y'all in the fashion business or somethin?" I asked.

"Yeah, our mom is..." Kaoru started.

"A famous fashion designer. So..." Hikaru continued.

"We know a lot about clothes." They finished together. By the second voice change I started to freak out. This was unnatural and freaky. Even for the Host Club.

"How on Earth do you do that in sync thing?" My eyes widened with disbelief.

"What can we say? We're close." They again said in unison.

"Kaoru. You're the only one I want to be close with." Hikaru took Kaoru in his arms and they were not two inches away from his face.

"Oh, Hikaru." Kaoru whispered. I got up from the table and came from behind them. I put my hands on both of their faces and pulled them apart.

"Make room for jesus, you incest homosexuals." I hissed. The twins exchanged a cheshire smile and began to harass me. They stood up slowly and made their way toward me. Hikaru took me in his arms and dipped me. He cupped my chin and then acted like he was going to kiss me.

"Oh, what's this Ellie-sama? Are you jealous?" He said seductively.

"Raperaperaperape. Get the fuck off me or I will destroy your testicals." I glared at him. He smiled at me and called to his brother. Kaoru came to me and took me in his arms this time. Jesus, do these guys ever give it a rest?

"I'm sorry princess if he scared you. I have the more gentle touch."

"To hell with the princess shit. Cause if I'm a princess then you're a sweet little boy." I growled.

Hikaru and Kaoru stood shoulder to shoulder and then halos appeared out of nowhere on their heads. They smiled at me sweetly.

"Whatever do you mean Ellie-sama?" They were in unison, again.

"Oh yes what was I thinking?" My voice was dripping with sarcasm.

"So Mr. Ootori? How long do Callie and I have to work to repay our debt? Because it would be foolish of myself to assume you did not know the terms of the arrangement between Mr. Shinhwa and I." I asked him. He turned to me and this time I couldn't see his eyes. Damn.

"You will work until you have to go back to America. Your wages should be enough to pay off the debt." Kyoya got out his book and began to write in it.

"Wait, Kyoya. What did you say about Elise-sama and Callie-sama about leaving?" Tamaki asked, all serious again.

"Miss..." Kyoya started.

"Callie and I are only here until the end of the year and then we leave to go back home. I'm sorry, I rather tell about my own personal matters, rather than someone else." I interrupted Kyoya and he smirked at me.

You're leaving?!" Honey cried.

"Yes, but not for a while." I smiled back at him.

"My darling daughter will leave soon! Mommy we need to make them stay!" Tamaki wailed.

"Of course, daddy." Kyoya's smirk widened.

"Speaking of a darling daughters, where is Haruhi?" Callie asked while walking up to the table.

"Where did you go?" I pointed at her.

"Haruhi eats in our classroom every day." The twins stated.

"And I had to go back and get my phone from class." Callie added.

"Well Host Club, I don't know about y'all but Haruhi eating in the classroom will simply not do." I smiled wickedly.

"Boys! Attention!" Callie bellowed in a sargon's voice. The guys and I lined up in front of her and saluted to her, well except Mori and Kyoya of course.

"The mission today will not be easy, and some of you will not make it. But does that mean that we won't try?!" Callie yelled the last part at us.

"MAM NO MAM!"

"Right men! Now today is gonna be a day we will remember for the rest of our lives!"

"MAM YES MAM!"

"Alright that's enough. Huddle up." She said in her regular voice and we all got in a huddle and discussed our game plans on how to get Haruhi out of the classroom.

***Ten Minutes Later***

"Don't you think this is a bit far?" I asked Callie as we snuck down the hallways of Ouran.

"Why not at all." She was being dead serious.

"And why again could we not just go get her and ask her to come out of the classroom?" I complained about the drastic measures we were taking.

"Because she'll be expecting that!" She yelled at me in a hushed whisper.

I rolled my eyes at her and we continued to sneak our way down the hall. She ran ahead to the classroom and did a somersault while on her way.

"What the hell?!" I yelled/whispered at her.

"Just play the goddamn part Ellie. Please?" She added the last part very sweetly. I grumbled something about goddamn somersaults. She peered into the window of the classroom and then signaled me to come forward. I did the somersault and an extra cartwheel and I ran beside her. It was her turn to roll her eyes at me and she could barely get the words out as she was giggling.

"Show off." She laughed at me.

"Not so bad yourself!" I returned with the same laugh.

"SHHHH" The twins were behind the corner we had just come from.

Callie and I stuck our tongues out at them and continued with our mission. Callie took a small mirror from her bag and positioned it to reflect off the lights from the hallway to create a light. She shined it through the other set of windows that were straight across from we were. She was signaling Tamaki and Honey who were already stationed at their positions at the window. They were going to bust up in the door like the NYPD and then capture Haruhi and bring her to the door where Callie and I were. From there, the twins took over and would drag her to the lunchroom. That's not a bit much at aaaaalllll. Then I heard the door open. The mission had really began.

"Hey guys. What's up? Hey, why do you have bandannas on. What are you doing?" I heard Haruhi ask. I shook my head. Poor, poor Haruhi. She just had to befriend this lot of boys.

"I'm sorry daughter, but this must be done!" I recognized Tamaki's voice instantly.

"Yeah Haru-chan! We won't hurt you." Honey added.

Haruhi started to protest and then the three bursted through the door. Callie and I rushed to poor Haruhi's aid. Her eyes were covered with the red bandanna that we gave Tamaki.

"Don't worry. We got it from here boys." I winked at them. Tamaki will come back.

"We have come to rescue you, poor Haruhi! For you are drowning in the sea of books and anti-socialism!" Callie sang

"But don't fret dear. We are here to help!" I sang as well. We abruptly turned down a corner where the twins were and hid.

"Oh Tamaki! Haruhi is hurt! Come and save her!" I called dramatically. Callie collapsed in a fit of giggles.

Tamaki ran up the hallway with fire behind him and he left skid marks on the floor. I counted the twins off.

Three, Two, One, NOW

As Tamaki was sprinting up the hallway, a monkey appeared out of nowhere and threw a banana in his path. He slipped on it and fell forward. His arms were flailing and he was falling slow motion. Then suddenly, Haruhi was right in front of him. He fell onto her and they were on the floor, with Tamaki straddling Haruhi. God, I am good. Haruhi took off the bandanna that was covering her eyes and saw the position she was in with Tamaki. They both blushed beet red and were silent for a moment. The twins had already left to the lunchroom and Callie and I were celebrating in the corner. We quickly left before we could interrupt their 'moment'.

Mission accomplished.

As I walked into the lunchroom again, I had a broad, proud smile on my face. I glanced at my watch. We had about ten minutes before lunch ended. Is it me, or does lunch seem like it is forever? I returned to my seat by Kyoya and Callie sat across from me. He saw my smile and raised an eyebrow.

"So I take it the mission went accordingly?" He asked.

"Probably not the way anyone expected it, but I planned it all out perfectly. In fact the happy couple should be in any second now." I kept my voice low enough that the twins couldn't hear. I know I've only been here a few days, but I can see their fondness of Haruhi. As if on cue, Tamaki and Haruhi entered. They both still had on a faint blush and looked away from each other. Tamaki saw us and fixed a smile on his face, Haruhi looked away.

"You planned this." Kyoya stated.

"Well..."

Flashback to the huddle

"Ok men. Do we know our positions?" Callie asked in her sargon tone.

"MAM YES MAM." We yelled.

"Good. Now Tamaki, would you be the perfect Host Club king and go get some milk?" I asked sweetly.

"King?" He blinked.

"Of course! You are the King of the Ouran Highschool Host Club after all." Callie purred. He nodded and walked off in a daze to go get the milk. He sang a little song and skipped the rest of the way. He was in his own little world. He was offering roses to random girls as usual. Then I began to lay my plan out that Haruhi will be the one to trip Tamaki and play a prank on Tamaki. I didn't tell them what would really happen. I shared a mischievous glance with Callie and we both knew the outcome of this.

End of Flashback

"That is quite devious, Miss Collier." He noted.

"Damn straight." I held my drink of Dr Pepper up and he clinked it against his drink.

"But on a more serious matter, you know the delicateness of the issue, correct?" He raised an eyebrow at me.

"Of course I do. That is why I am treating it with the utmost care Mr. Ootori." I snorted. The bell then rang and I got my things along with Callies and I threw away our trash. I waited for her beside the door and she came and joined me. We linked arms and began to walk to class.

"Oh Miss Collier?" Kyoya called.

"Yes Mr. Ootori?" I turned around.

"Don't be late for the club."

"I wouldn't dream of it." I turned on my heel and walked to class, dreading what the Host Club has in store for us.

Well that was it. I'll be back soon so until then, don't die. Bye!:)