I desided to mix it up a bit from the girl saying this to the guy.
This one is a bit more mature.
Prompt: "You and your hand tonight."
"But Sasuke, I'm horny~." She whined into my ear for the umpteenth time in the past ten minutes.
"And for the nth time, Sakura, I'm busy." I gestured to the mission report I was currently working on.
"I'll make you busy." I heard her mutter to herself.
"That doesn't make any sense, dear." I said without looking up from the papers.
I could hear her shifting around, the silk negligee softly rubbing against her skin as she laid down on our couch. I knew what she was doing and refused to look over, know that if I did I wouldn't be able to resisted going to her.
"Sasuke, I'm so hot for you." She moaned out, her breathing getting heavy.
"I guess it's just you and your hand tonight, then."
I heard her groan in anger before stomping off.
"I guess I'll go ask Kakashi or something, since you're too 'busy' to help me out."
And that's what got me moving.
"Well, aren't you a good puppy."
"Are you suggesting doggy-style?"