(A/N: Here's Chapter 5 Enjoy! please read and review)
(Disclaimer: It's not mine, I am only borrowing the characters. no money is being made off this. it's only for FUUUUN!)
Warning: Diesel is a horrible man to date...
Chapter 5: You've got mail!
It had been over a few weeks since Ranger had made the profile for Diesel on Find A Mate Dot Com. And so far only a few women had caught his eye for the man. The first woman was a pretty red hair with bright green eyes from New York. She had been one of the top picks for Diesel, thanks to the lies he told about the man. He had emailed the woman and asked her out. he had made plans for Diesel to meet her at a nice restaurant in the SoHo area of New York. He trusted Diesel to wear something nice and to bring the woman flowers.
Diesel had worn his usual attire of jeans and flannel with those god damn boots! He had told the woman some crude jokes, and got a slap to the face and came back to the penthouse smelling like wine and shrimp scampi. Oh why, oh why, did he have to be friends with this train wreck?!
The second woman was a very pretty Asian woman. Oh Diesel would like her. She lived in Georgia, so Ranger flew the two of them down to the state, he had dressed Diesel up nicely and told him not to make jokes! He even put a wire on the man so he could listen to their conversation. He arranged for them to go eat in the fancy restaurant that was in the hotel they were staying, he'd be closer to Diesel and could hopefully prevent the man from doing something stupid. It's a damn shame that he hadn't been quick enough to stop the man.
The date had only been going on for maybe five minutes, when Diesel opened his mouth and said, "I'm not allowed to make jokes but I can ask you questions, so uh is it true that all Japanese women have tiny tits? I mean you have a nice rack! For a Japanese woman"
"NO!" Ranger had to rush down the emergency stairs to get to Diesel only to find the man in the hotel fountain, he had been kicked out the restaurant and thrown into the small fountain.
The third date…well there had been some progress. He had arranged for Diesel to meet a pretty blond woman who lived in Toronto. On the way to Canada, he had told Diesel to shut up, don't talk, don't make a sound, hell don't even breath if Diesel could.
The dumb man had passed out near the hostess podium, because Diesel hadn't been breathing. He didn't have to take the not breathing part so literal.
"I give up on this man," Ranger sighed as he finished up his paper work. What was the icing on the cake was the fact the online match making site had pulled the rest of the women it had chosen for Diesel. He was going to be stuck with Diesel and the horrible women he brought up to the penthouse. Last night he had bought home the woman who gave horrible blow jobs when she was sober. Ranger had locked his door last night. He really didn't want her to find him!
A ping from his open laptop had him looking up from his paper work. It was an email from the match making service site. Oh it seemed that someone was interested in meeting Diesel. Yes! Yes!
Ranger turned to his computer and opened the email he received it wasn't long and the contents surprised him.
"Hello, this really isn't the woman who is interested in you, I am her friend, I signed her up on this match making site, because I was sick and tired of her coming home depressed and sad from several lame duck dates. I checked your profile out, and she seemed to like it, even though she called you goofy looking. If you could please take a look at her profile, I'm sure you'll like her, she's very nice and she's pretty."
Thank you,
Stephanie P.
What a nice friend, Carlos thought as he re-read the email again. It wouldn't hurt to take a look at the profile. Ranger moved his mouse over the link inside the email. His eyes widened and he smiled, oh hell yes, this was the one! And he'd be damned if Diesel messed this one up! Even if that meant Ranger would have to chaperone the big dummy!
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Stephanie was awaken from a deep sleep by her cell phone going off. She turned around and grabbed her phone, nearly groaning at the site of her parents' home number. It must be her mother, again, trying to make her leave Japan and to come home and marry a man she has chosen…again.
Stephanie was debating about answering the phone but Heidi did it for her
"ANSWER THAT DAMN PHONE! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP DAMN IT!"
Stephanie sat up and grabbed the phone answering with a, "Hello?"
"Stephanie, it's your mother…" (well no shit, who else could it have been the boogey man?!) "When are you coming home for good? I know a few good men, here who would love to meet you. Joe Morelli said…"
"It's 2 in the morning here in Tokyo, I am going back to bed, good night." Stephanie hung up on her mother and then turned her phone up. She tried to curl up and go back to sleep, but she couldn't. she groaned softly and then got up. She turned on her nightstand light and got up, in only a large t-shirt to grab her laptop.
She powered it up and then went right to the match making site. She decided to go through the potential matches she had found for Heidi. She hummed quickly going through many of the potential matches.
"Oh, did you sign up on an online dating site?" Heidi asked with a Jaw breaking yawn, looking over Stephanie's shoulder, " I thought you didn't like those sites."
"Oh no, Myzuki, you know your favorite make-up artist, she wanted me to go through potential matches for her," Stephanie said with a smile, "She's pants at choosing potential partners."
Heidi hummed and then lay down in the bed beside Stephanie, watching as Stephanie went through many pictures of men. Heidi perked up and then said, "Oh, he's cute!" pointing to a picture of a blond man, "Click on him!"
Stephanie clicked on the picture and then read out loud, "His name is Diesel…Diesel…he doesn't have a last name. He's 34..ish why is there an –ish there, and he's a uh…FBI special agent. It says He's fun loving and all around an easy going guy, loves to have a fun time and is a great lover. Relationships with him last a long time."
Heidi smiled sleepily and said, "I like him, he's cute and sounds nice, and he's kinda goofy, in a good way. Myzuki should talk to him."
Heidi turned away from Stephanie and fell right back to sleep, snoring loudly. Stephanie smiled and said, "Looks like you just did the job for me and the computer, Heidi." Before she typed up a fast e-mail to send to this Diesel man.
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Stephanie was sitting in an outside café drinking a cup of coffee, when her phone went off, to signal a new e-mail.
Stephanie picked up her phone and smiled ,seeing the email was from the online match making site. Stephanie opened the e-mail and read;
"Stephanie, you are a good person to be watching over your friend. It's hard to believe a woman as beautiful as that is having a hard time finding a partner. Just like you, this is not the person who is in the profile. I created a profile for my friend also. My reasons were personal; I wanted him to find someone he could bring home to my mother. I am glad your friend finds him cute, he is very goofy and kind hearted. I know she would like him. I'll give you my number so we can contact each other for potential dates. This is a great thing, since I was going to join these two on their dates, just to watch out for Diesel and his goofiness. It would be very awkward if it was just me with those two. Maybe there will be a very pretty woman sitting across from me, so I can talk to her.
Thank you
Ranger.
Stephanie squealed loudly, causing many people to look at her. This was great! And the number that was given to her had a New Jersey area code. In fact…that was the area code for Trenton. Oh well, maybe that would be a good thing! Stephanie placed Ranger's number in her contact and sent him a text telling him it was her and that this was her number. She immediately got a response.
"We should start planning our double date."
Hmm…maybe this will be good for her too!
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Master Z. looked at the old woman that sat in front of him. Her dull brown eyes were glazed over though she was staring right at him.
"Demon, I know who you are looking for….there are two of them…both women…." The woman said taking out a black stone, "a light will emit from this stone when you are close to your find, it will land right on them, use it wisely."
Master Z. snatched the stone from the old woman's wrinkle hands and said, "Thanks old woman, you'll live to see another day."
Master Z. walked out the cave and held up the stone in the sunlight. Those fucking bitches were going to pay!
TBC! (Read and Review please!)