A/N: Yeah, more stupidity. I haven't run out of fuel yet!! 4th scene based on a real event.

Disclaimer: I still own nothing, surprising isn't it?

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Chapter 6

Pang De was on a rampage.

"DIE!!!" he yelled as he cut down Liu Bei, Cao Cao and Huang Zhong…and Da Qiao and Zhou Tai and lots of other people… Diao Chan was just minding her own business when…WHACK! Her head rolled on the floor. Pang De continued to kill everyone until Xiao Qiao and Lu Bu were the only ones left. Pang De chucked both halberds, one sliced Xiao Qiao in two. The other was flying right back at Pang De. He ducked. The halberd then bounced off of a rock and killed Lu Bu. For once Pang De had won! (A/N: I HATE Pang De, more than Yuan Shao and Huang Zhong)

There was someone walking down the road…who was it?

"Guan Ping, who is that?" Xing Cai asked.

"I don't know…" Guan Ping looked confused.

"Let's go and ask!" Xing Cai pulled Guan Ping over to the man.

"Excuse me," Guan Ping said. "Who are you?"

"Oh my god!" the man exclaimed. "I am your father!!! Guan Yu!!!"

Guan Ping blushed. "I didn't recognise you dad… You've had a SHAVE!!!!"

"Do you like it?" Guan Yu asked. Guan Ping didn't answer, he just stared at the man in front of him…

"I don't know you!" Guan Ping said.

"Checkmate!" Yue Ying yelled.

"WHAT!?" Zhuge Liang looked in dismay at the chess board.

"HA! SHAME!!!! I beat you!!!!!!!!!!!" Yue Ying did a little victory dance. Zhuge Liang picked up a chair and threw it at Yue Ying. Then he produced a whip and began to slash her across the back.

"You shall tell NO ONE what just happened. And we shall never speak of it again!!!" Zhuge Liang said. "Right?"

"Right!!!" Yue Ying agreed. "That hurt!!!"

"Exactly, you have learnt your lesson, you never beat Zhuge Liang at chess again!!!!" he yelled.

In the Koei building… (Room 312)

XQ: Yuan Shao, did you know that it's only 13 days till Christmas?

YS: I don't care.

XQ: You don't care about Christmas?

YS: No.

XQ: Well I don't care about Yuan Shao day.

YS: I don't care that you don't care anout Yuan Shao day.

XQ: Well I don't care that you don't care about Christmas. It's just cuz you're on Santa's naughty list.

YS: I don't believe in Santa.

XQ: You don't believe in Santa?

YS: No, I don't. If Santa tries to get in, he can't. I have traps set up on my roof and chimney. And I'll eat his reindeer, I cook it and eat it, I love reindeer, it's delicious.

XQ: Santa'll bust you up!

YS: No, I'll bust Santa up.

XQ: Santa'll beat you into next Yuan Shao day!

Everyone laughs. (A/N: That actually happened in my maths class. Yuan Shao is my teacher and Xiao Qiao is a girl in my class. Yuan Shao day is Eid. You get the idea.)

"Come on Lu Bu!" Diao Chan whined. "Let's go shopping!!!!" Lu Bu gave her a weird look.

"Let's not," he said. Really, shopping wasn't his thing…

An hour later Lu Bu found himself in Miss Selfridges while Diao Chan tried everything on.

"Can we go yet?" he asked.

"Okay… WAIT! That dress is SO pretty! I've got to try it on!!!!" She rushed of into the changing room again. GOD! This was worse than death, and this was only the first shop…

"Hold the bags, Lu Bu." Diao Chan thrust the bags into his hands.

"Let's go to Game!!!" Lu Bu looked at the shop as if it were heaven on earth.

"No, I don't want to," Diao Chan said. Lu Bu's jaw dropped. WTF?! I can't even go in one shop!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the end Lu Bu stuck a hanger down his throat.

A/N: Once again, if you have any ideas you want to share, let me know. Or, give me a character you want to star in the next chap. Thanks to Lorze The Brookes for the idea for the last scene. Please review!