A/N: Even shorter than the last chapter. But enjoy anyway.
January 16, 2012
Well, I've been staring out the window all day. Why? Because I wanna know more about the 'zombies.' As Freddie always says (here I am quoting Fredward again. Maybe cuz I kinda miss him…): Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. I have no idea what it means, but I'll assume it means 'know-more-about-your-enemies-so-you-can-beat-them-more-efficiently. So, I've gotten to know the zombies. And here's what I've learned:
1. The zombies alone aren't strong. This could be due to the fact that they're, I don't know, DEAD, but nothing really makes sense anymore, so who knows? But even though they aren't strong by themselves, in a group, they're strong enough to just about play God…
2. They're slow. They move like snails. Which is good. I don't think they can run, but I don't know for sure.
3. These zombies are, like, starving. They eat everything that moves. But that doesn't make sense (but what does anymore?! Next thing I know, Frothy will starting talking to me about politics). Dead things shouldn't need to eat. They're dead. Maybe they just like the taste? I don't know, but they seem driven by the hunger.
4. The zombies travel in packs. Not a good sign…
Well, that's all I got. On a side note, I've started talking to Frothy…it's official. I've lost my mind.
~Crazy (I mean Sam)
A/N: Reviews are nice :)