Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers or Bone Shatter by Hedley or AFV.
"I'm so bored!" Millie whined.
"Ssh!" all the other girls scolded. They were currently sitting in Prowl's tree, waiting to see what kind of dirt they could get on him. (not the soil kind) The girls had school off for the next couple of days and were finding weird ways to spend it.
"He's gotta come in here sooner or later." Sari whispered.
As if by order he came in at that very moment. Camille blushed when she realized that she was spying on him.
"Uh, Nicky, are you sure this is a good idea?" she whispered.
She did a double take. Nicky was nowhere to be seen.
"Where's Nicky?" she asked the other girls. They shrugged and looked back down.
"Oh shit." they all whispered.
Nicky was right behind Prowl every step he took. He still hadn't noticed, guess that's why she's called the ninja of stealth.
Prowl paused and whipped around but Nicky had already teleported away. Sighing he turned around only to come face to face with Hope Dealer leader.
"Hi!" she shouted. He screamed and fell on his aft causing Nicky to burst in uncontrollable laughter.
"You little glitch!" Prowl screamed and lunged at her. Fortunately she teleported into the tree again.
"Great job Nicky! You used your powers. Now we can never send this!" Rachel fumed, holding up a video camera.
"Send to who?" Prowl growled. (rhyming words are funny XD)
"America's Funniest Home Videos." Sari said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Yeah there's a show coming on tomorrow night and we wanna be able to give it to them by then." Rachel explained.
"How are you going to do that?! It takes days to get something mailed!" Prowl exclaimed. Rachel smirked and pointed at Nicky who was teleporting every which way.
"When she has eaten enough sugar she can teleport and send anything metal all over the world." Rachel said proudly.
"Oh yeah. Prove it." he chuckled. Nicky finally caught on and snapped her fingers. Suddenly a very stressed Sentinel Prime appeared.
"What just happened?!" he screamed. Nicky smiled sweetly.
"I did it!" she said, oddly cheerful. Sentinel stomped out of the room muttering something about physco ninja femmes.
"Oh." was all Prowl could say.
"Let's go see if we can find anything good around the city." Millie said and started pulling Rachel and Nicky's arms. Sari giggled and started following them. Prowl looked at Camille.
She was avoiding all eye contact with him. Trying to seem less intimidating he brought out his holoform. He walked up slowly and gripped her shoulder. Camille gasped a bit.
"Camille, are you alright? Don't be afraid of me, I'm just trying to help you with what ever problem you're having right now." he whispered. Camille shrugged his hand off and ran out of the room.
Prowl only made out two words of what she said before she left.
'You… Are…'
The girls sat in the middle of the mall. They didn't buy anything but they did end up acting like idiots.
Millie and Sari were nearly asleep, Nicky was banging her head against the bench, Rachel was growling at anybody that so much as glanced at her, and Camille wasn't talking to anybody. To top it all off Captain Fanzone was giving them a lecture on how to behave in public.
"Damn I wish the video camera was on then. We could of got a whole bunch of funny shit." Rachel growled to Nicky.
"Hold on I got an idea." the black and purple haired bilingual girl snickered back.
Rachel watched as Nicky used her telekinesis to lift a grenade off of Millie's well hidden belt and transport it to who knows where. Thank god Fanzone had his eyes closed are he would have noticed the ninja of stealth's eyes turn to a neon yellow. Rachel heard a faint explosion and Fanzone's radio crackle to life.
He quickly took the call and ran out of the mall.
"Was that really necessary?" Rachel sighed. Nicky shrugged. All of a sudden Bone Shatter by Hedley started blaring from Millie's cell phone.
Surprisingly neither Sari or the owner of said cell phone woke up. Rolling her eyes Nicky picked up the phone to see it said Gentle Giant.
"It's Bulkhead." she sighed. Only Millie would want to call him 'Gentle Giant', probably without him knowing too. She answered it.
"What's up?" she said.
"You gotta get down here quick. Boss-bot is waiting to say 'roll out'." Bulkhead's frantic voice said.
"On my way." Nicky said and hung up. She hit Millie on the back of the head. Not only did it cause the blonde to wake but it also caused Sari.
"Wha…"
"Get in gear Firecracker." the commanding ninja ordered. All of the girls stood up and grabbed each other's hands. With that Nicky teleported them to the Autobots.
Upon arrival Sari fell on the ground with an 'umph' sound. Rachel giggled at the young girl's inexperience with teleporting. Nicky looked at Optimus.
"Ready when you are." she said. Optimus nodded.
"Transform and Rollout!" he commanded. Nicky turned to the Hope Dealers.
"You heard him girls." she said and held out her sword. The others did the same with their weapons and lights matching the colors of their streaks started to glow from them.
All the Autobots (besides Ratchet) gaped at the newly changed girls.
Nicky (Blackcat) was wearing a short Asian styled dress that was black and blood red with boots of the same color. Flower prints were draping all over it. Her black and purple hair was now pulled into a strange style and it seemed it got longer. Her green eyes were now a bright neon green color and her sword was strapped to her back.
Millie (Firecracker) wore another red Asian styled shirt and shorts along with a pair of sandals. Her pink and blond hair was shorter and curlier while her enhanced blue eyes gave off a more mischievous sparkle. She would look cute if a fully loaded belt of explosives wasn't clutching her waist along with a long staff on her back.
Rachel(White Rose) was a little more sleeker looking. Sticking to all white, she had on tight white pants and a very v-cut, tight tank top that didn't even reach her belly button. The white boots she was wearing had very pointy heels that looked like they could kill someone. The sai she held threateningly in each of her hands made it really seem like she was a rose with thorns. Her blue and brown hair was let down to her shoulders, which also meant that her hair had shortened, and the blue gave off a brighter tinge. Her eyes were a little more golden brown then before also.
Her twin (Black Light)seemed a little more dignified. She had on all black, her pants flared at the bottom and so did the wrists of her long-sleeved shirt which had less of a v and came a little closer to her belly button. Camille's boots had the same pointyness of Rachel's. Her short green and brown hair became way longer and was pulled into a braid with the green being more neon. Her freckles had faded and her jet black eyes seemed to only get darker. Her chosen weapons were attached to a belt similar to Millie's.
"Wow…" Jazz breathed. White Rose blushed.
"Guess we aren't so different after all, Optimus." Blackcat whispered with a hint of mischief.
"Man it's been a long time since I've done that." Black Light yawned.
"Damn it girls! Stop the surprises!" Ratchet barked.
"Yeah, that's Firecracker's job." Black Light snickered. Rose glared at her.
"Leave it to the ninja of truth to speak her mind." she snapped. B.L. only smirked at her.
"And leave it to the ninja of beauty to show the most cleavage." she whispered. Rose growled. When her sister was in this form she was pure evil. (She can be eviler than she was before?)
"Let's just go! If you haven't noticed something bad 's going on downtown." Firecracker said. Surprisingly her southern accent had also been stripped away.
"Let's go Hope Dealers. And Autobots you still haven't transformed." Blackcat snickered. The gaping mechs quickly snapped out of their slightly inappropriate thoughts, blushed and transformed. She turned to the Hope Dealers.
"I'm going to teleport to the location, White Rose you fly over head and tell if there's any Seekers. Firecracker and Black Light stay with the others and provide assistance. Let's go." the leader said and teleported. Rose immediately took to the skies while Firecracker hopped in Bulkhead. B.L. looked around nervously and Prowl drove up to her.
"Do I have to threaten you like you did to me?" he chuckled. The dark ninja blushed and sighed.
She hesitantly hopped on. They then sped off after the others.
Once there they found Blackcat fighting off a pissed Blackarachnia.
"You little squishy bitch!" the spider hissed.
"Look who's talking. I could squish you here and now!" the ninja leader growled. Wonder what set them off. When Blackarachnia smirked Blackcat's eyes went to a neon yellow and the spider femme flew into a wall.
"This fur maybe pretty but this kitty's got claws." Blackcat half purred and half growled. She turned to the others.
"Decepticons are causing hell farther down. Just had to put this bug in her place." she growled. Optimus gave a sorry filled glance at the Decepticon femme and nodded. At that moment Rose flew down.
"You gotta hurry. Lugnut's pissed!" she squeaked. B.L gave a deep scowl and everyone sped off.
Sure enough when they got there Lugnut was breaking buildings and vehicles.
"Looks like you never learned your lesson." Rose growled and multiplied. "It's not nice to break things." With that she threw her sai, grazing his arm. He roared and ran towards the flying ninja. She dodged easily and kicked his head, hard.
"This party's getting boring, let's turn up the heat." Firecracker cackled evilly. Apparently being the ninja of surprise made her bipolar during moments.
The pink and blonde haired girl held out her hands and the temperature increased drastically. The tips of Lugnut's fingers began to melt away.
He screamed and started to flail his hands around violently. Black Light ran from her spot next to Prowl causing him to yelp in shock. She could get killed if Lugnut kept flailing.
"Wait! Black Light!"
She didn't listen. Instead she leapt into the air and landed her hands firmly on the top of Lugnut's head. A black aura came from the ninja's hands and soon he was writhing on the ground, sparks flying every which way. She landed on the ground softly.
"That. Is for my parents and anyone else I care about the Decepticons shall hurt." the darkness whispered.
The light landed besides her other half and patted her on the back.
"That was all of them. We should probably go home." Rose whispered. Optimus nodded.
On the way home Camille couldn't help but let tears roll down her face. Prowl noticed this and brought out his holoform.
"Don't cry. You're the ninja of truth so tell me what's on your mind." he said as he stopped in the middle of the road.
"I- I don't think you'd want to know." Prowl smiled and wiped the tears away.
"Come on. I'm your guardian. You can tell me anything." he whispered. Camille lowered her head slightly and brought it up again.
"I've fallen for someone." she whispered. Prowl's smile faltered. He looked away.
"Oh. Well I hope he cares about you too…" he whispered and let his holoform disappear. Camille lowered her head again as he drove off.
Every single girl (besides Sari) was in their room, not falling asleep.
"We still don't have a video! What are we gonna do?" Millie groaned. Nicky shrugged.
"Wait till tomorrow?" she sighed. Rachel looked at a pissed Camille.
"What's eating you?" Camille glared at her and pulled the covers over her head. Not before she growled;
"Thick headed aft." Millie blinked.
"Well it looks like it's someone's time of the month." she muttered. A shuriken whizzed past her head.
"I'll go night night now." she squeaked and pulled the covers over her head as well. Rachel looked back at her twin and chuckled.
She knew what was going on and it was only a matter of time before he gets it through his thick skull.
With one last chuckle she fell asleep.
Tada!
Reviews and Ideas for the AFV video would be nice, please.