Long awaited chapter 6.
I don't even know why I've written this, if this can even be called "Writing."
Piper McLean has logged on.
Piper McLean: Oh, hey Percy.
Percy Jackson: Finally someone else. I'VE BEEN SO LONELY.
Piper McLean: Can't you like, walk outside or something? :o
Percy Jackson: Nahhhhhh it's 2far4me.
Piper McLean: :(
Annabeth Chase has logged on.
Annabeth Chase: Aye
Percy Jackson: aye?
Annabeth Chase: Aye.
Percy Jackson: Please don't tell me this is like the whole *flip* thing :/
Annabeth Chase: lolno. idk what is is. AYE.
Percy Jackson: AYE WHAT.
Leo Valdez has logged on.
Leo Valdez: sup mah peeps.
Percy Jackson: peeps?
Annabeth Chase: I think ur confused. :/
Piper McLean: OMG 1 DIRECTION IS ON THE RADIO.
Annabeth Chase: 1 what?
Piper McLean: omg you have got to be joking.
Annabeth Chase: ?
Piper McLean: How do you not know them!? theyre EVERYWHERE. :o
Annabeth Chase: 1 direction...?
Leo Valdez: SI PAPI
Percy Jackson: OH GODS MY POTATOES. MY POTATOESSSSS.
Leo Valdez: MY CORN.
Percy Jackson: OUR CORN CHILDREN. THEY'RE RISING AND EATING OUR LIVERS. OH GODS. WHAT DO WE DO.
Leo Valdez: THE SHRUBS, ATTACK THE SHRUBS!
Percy Jackson: AW BUT WHY THEY'RE ADORABLE.
Annabeth Chase: give it a break you two its annoying.
Jason Grace has logged on.
Jason Grace: MY GODS LEO AND PERCY ARE OUTSIDE MY CABIN HITTING ZEUS'S SACRED SHRUBS WITH THEIR SWORDS.
Leo Valdez: MY FLAME THROWER RAN OUT OF GAS.
Jason Grace: your WHAT?!
Percy Jackson: his flamethrower.
Piper McLean: What if we sent you to the moon, Percy?
Percy Jackson: only then shall I meet my dear princess luna.
Leo Valdez: aw i wanna see her too take me toooooo D:
Piper McLean: if you guys aren't good little boys that eat their veggies and clean your rooms i wont do it.
Jason Grace: they broke my spirit. i want to just go curl up in a ball and eat french fries at a market place during sunday.
Piper McLean: they stold the jbtauenajkn
Annabeth Chase: WHERE HAS THIS CONVERSATION EVEN GONE.
Percy Jackson: Wow Annabeth, no need to be so rude.
Jason Grace: C'mon Annabeth, that was just way over the line.
Thalia Grace has logged on.
Thalia Grace: OH GODS THE SHRUBS.
Percy Jackson: I KNOW THEY'RE ADORABLE.
Thalia Grace: NOT AS ADORABLE AS MY PIG'S LITTLE TUFT OF FUR.
Leo Valdez: On his chinny chin chin?
Annabeth Chase: I'M JUST SO DONE BYE.
Annabeth Chase has logged off.
Thalia Grace: YES AHHAHAFAIFJAFHAHFAHF
Piper McLean: im so confused.
Percy Jackson: be confused, that's your job.
Piper McLean: UH excuse me?!
Jason Grace: shuddup piper! GO TO YOUR CORNER.
Piper McLean: :(
Piper McLean has logged off.
Jason Grace: Good, that's where you belong.
Frank Zhang has logged on.
Frank Zhang: have you ever been far as to have decided to want even go use to do look more like?
Percy Jackson: Yes, but only if the hamsters decided to not want go to even use the corn.
Thalia Grace: TAKE THE FORK JAMES.
Leo Valdez: when i was in 2nd grade the teacher used to throw rubber erasers at me
Percy Jackson: thats great leo.
Leo Valdez: and when i caught the eraser she threw her car.
Percy Jackson: That's. Great. Leo.
Leo Valdez: and when I caught the car she threw the school.
Percy Jackson: HOLY POSEIDON DO YOU NOT KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.
Leo Valdez: ...
Leo Valdez: and when I caught the school she ate me.
Percy Jackson: LEO YOU ACTIVATED MY HFAEKJHATPARH JHALJKHTRAP CARDDDDDDDDD 0DEGRESS
Leo Valdez: SOMEONE GET HELP.
Jason Grace: I'VE GOT YOU WORTHY PEDESTRIAN.
Thalia Grace: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy I just got a 360 no scope headshot all skill.
Leo Valdez: THIS ISN'T THE TIME PERCY'S IN TROUBLE.
Jason Grace: GODS DAMNITS JAKELOL UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Thalia Grace: JAkelol?
Leo Valdez: FLIP
Jason Grace: sometimes at night when i feel lonely i snuggle my pillow because nobody will do it in real life.
Percy Jackson: HA. LOSER.
Jason Grace: Well piper isn't like, with me at night :( I get lonely.
Percy Jackson: so much lose.
Jason Grace: Hey you know what it feels like, it's not my fault.
Percy Jackson: uhhhhhh
Jason Grace: ?
Leo Valdez: HE SLEEPS WITH ANNABETH :O :O :O :O
Thalia Grace: FRANK HAS A THIRD TOE OMG.
Jason Grace: I THOUGHT WE ALL HAD ONE OF THOSE.
Thalia Grace: NO WAT OH GOD
Leo Valdez: MY MIND IS BROKENAKNRAOKRNOEOEKOEKOEKOEKOEKOEKOEKOEK HELP.
Percy Jackson: ANNABETH GO TO YOUR CORNER.
Poseidon has logged on.
Poseidon: PERCY. IF I EVER SEE YOU TREAT ANNABETH LIKE THAT, YOU'RE FIRED.
Percy Jackson: fired from what?! :(
Poseidon: I honestly don't know, but it'll be something. I might just burn all of your clothes so at night you have nothing to wear.
Percy Jackson: You know, I'd honestly be fine with that ;)
Annabeth Chase has logged on.
Annabeth Chase: OH GODS PLEASE NO. PLEASE LET HIM KEEP HIS CLOTHES.
Poseidon: oh fine, i'll just take yours instead :)
Percy Jackson: now THAT I'm fine with. :D
Annabeth Chase: YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
Poseidon: poof. they're gone.
Percy Jackson: omg annabeth you're beautiful.
Annabeth Chase: PERCY STOP STARING. IM LEAVING.
Percy Jackson: YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUTSIDE.
Annabeth Chase: I NEED SOMETHING QUICK.
Percy Jackson: HAVE A PENGUIN.
Thalia Grace: idk why, but I find this scenario kinda kinky.
Jason Grace: yeah... that's kinda weird cuz they're like your friends and all... but i see it too :o
Leo Valdez: Percabeth hotness.
Percy Jackson has logged off.
Annabeth Chase has logged off.
Leo Valdez: :o I wonder what they're doing.
Jason Grace: eachother, probably.
Thalia Grace: JASON! That's nasty!
Jason Grace: K LOL
Leo Valdez: sometimes im dead.
Jason Grace: thats great leo.
Leo Valdez: sometimes i feel like i should be dead more often.
Jason Grace: That's. Great. Leo.
Leo Valdez: I'm dead.
Jason Grace: HOLY ZEUS LEO DO YOU NOT KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.
Leo Valdez has logged off.
Jason Grace: I guess it's just us now, sis.
Thalia Grace: GOD DAMN IT MY HOT POCKETS AGAIN. REALLY. THIS IS LIKE THE 3RD TIME.
Thalia Grace has logged off.
Jason Grace: Well great.
Jason Grace: Thanks obama.
Jason Grace has logged off.
Poseidon: hey what'd I miss.
Poseidon: well thanks.
Poseidon: gotta clean horse stablez underwater. #poseidonswag you feel
Poseidon: OH GODS OF OLYMPUS THAT'S NASTY.
Poseidon has logged off.
I don't know why you guys keep asking for these. ;~;
I find them rather odd.
Oh well, I guess that's the appeal.