A/N: Hi everyone! I get that your probably all mad at me for not updating. Really sorry. My excuse? I was writing one of my stories and got bored with it so I stopped writing for a while. But I'm back now! Because my life is boring and writing is awesome. You guys should check out my speech I'm doing for school. It will be part of one of my stories!
Pipers POV
I woke up this morning feeling like I had run a marathon, in other words my bones were aching all over. Let's see, I think alcohol is disgusting, I had eleven hours just to be energized. Oh god why do I have to wake up like this when I have my date with Sheldon. My date with Sheldon! Wow, this is a really great time to not have anything to wear! Maybe if I ask Penny...
"Morning honey," Penny said coming in still in her pj's, at least I think they are.
"Do you have aspirin?" I ask.
"Maybe, why?"
"Oh, because I might as well have broken every bone!" Yeah, I'm terrible in the mornings.
"OK, OK, calm down. I'll look, maybe you should take a hot bath afterwards, aye?"
"Oh, yeah sure. Hey can I borrow a dress?"
"Of course honey." Penny came back with two aspirins and a glass of water. Even getting up was a challenge. My trip to the bathroom, well I was practically limping all the way. But it was worth it.
"Honey, are you OK?" I hear and open my eyes with energy.
"Yeah!" sounding more energetic.
"You've been in there for an hour." My gosh, I didn't notice the water was cold, I must have dozed off. Crap, I completely forgot about a towel and a bathrobe.
"You have a towel and a bathrobe?"
"Sure!" Penny tossed a silky pink bathrobe that looked too short and a light blue towel on the floor with the door slightly open.
Okay, I'm not being picky or anything, but all of Penny's dresses are so not my style. Half of them are really slutty, I'm not that surprised with her figure, and the rest are just not my size or not my color. How can I say this without hurting Penny's feelings. "What do ya think?"
"Oh, these are all nice, but-"
"Their not you?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry."
"Oh, no worries. I could buy you a dress if you want."
"Really? You'd do that?"
"Yeah of course we're friends." Friends? OK, I can live with that.
Outside I gasped to find my blue car outside the building. My dad must have drove it here then caught a bust work.
"He didn't!" I swear I was seconds away from hugging my car.
"Nice car," Penny nodded.
"I know right! God I love this car, so many memories..."
"Piper?"
"Oh sorry, I keep trailing off."
"It's alright."
"Oh I can't wait to drive this again!" The hum of the car... I swear this is like having an orgasm. Sorry, I sound like a dude now.
It turns out Penny or anyone else could look at and instantly know my style. Penny somehow knew I absolutely adored the color blue and got me a awesome light blue silky dress with a little cleavage. I even have shoes that will go perfect with it. It's not too short or too tight. Don't get me wrong, I have slutty dresses, but I don't really want to come off bad or send a bad message.
At lunch time Penny took me to a massage shop so they could do everything and 've never felt better. I wonder if Sheldon's stressing.
Leonard's POV
"Take that! Die! Who-ho!" Sheldon cheered while playing on his playstation with a Flash game defeating evil. (Does anyone know who Flash's enemy is?)
"Hey Sheldon," I say casually walking into the living room.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, hi."
"Sheldon, shouldn't you be getting ready for your date?"
"My date?" Sheldon's eyes are glued to the screen.
"With Piper."
"Oh, yeah I'm already ready."
"Your wearing a Flash top with green pants?" I state and ask.
"Yep."
"Sheldon, don't you think you should try to at least dress up?" Sheldon paused his game.
"Leonard, why do people take dates?" Sheldon asked like he was going to prove a point.
"To get to know each other."
"Exactly, and I am wearing what I wear every day. If I were to change that it would make me a different person."
"Well, I guess, but dating is supposed to be a special occasion, not a comic book meeting."
"You know what, your right." I nodded, wait what did he just say? "Stuart should make a comic book meeting. Maybe I can be the president. I'll go over right now."
"Sheldon sit down." Sheldon sat down with confusion. "At least try to look nice, Piper wouldn't like it if you made no effort at all."
"How would you know what Piper likes? You haven't known her for long."
"Just do it Sheldon."
"No, I made my point perfectly clear that I'm not changing. If she can't appreciate that then that's her problem."
"Sheldon, what would you be if you could live in Flash's world and be his side-kick?"
"A lucky son-of-a-bitch?"
"That's right, and that's what you are right now that your dating Piper." And with that I left.
Pipers POV
"Wow, you look hot babe!" Penny exclaims while I stand outside Sheldon's door.
"Thanks," I say.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, just really nervous."
"Oh come on, Sheldon's not that hot is he?" I glare at Penny. "I'm kidding, I'm kidding! He's totally hot, if your into that sort of thing." Penny fist bumps my shoulder. Ow that hurt.
"Am I your punching bag or something?"
"What? No, sorry, didn't mean to hurt you."
"It's OK," I sigh.
"Well, I better go. Have fun!" Penny walks down the steps. "I'll be back at ten!" Right, it's my fists turn. I take a deep breath then knock on the door. Sheldon answers it again... in normal clothes. I feel over dressed now.
"Hello Piper," Sheldon smiles, it looks fake.
"Hi Shelly, you don't mind if I call you Shelly do you?"
"Of course not." Did Sheldon just twitch? "Let's go, your driving." Sheldon winked then walked down the stairs. I saw Leonard wave to me so I waved back and went downstairs. Why did Sheldon wink at me?
Leonard's POV
OK, so I might have suggested that Sheldon puts on a fake smile, but I didn't know he was going to be that bad. I mean, at the time I was just teasing, but I didn't mean it. Have you seen Sheldon fake-smile? It's like he has that tooth stuff in his gums so he has to smile the whole time. I don't even think he can smile. It's creepy. I might also have suggested that he winks at Piper a few times. But how was I to know that he doesn't know when to smile? Why would anyone wink at someone when they arrive at a persons house? I bet Sheldon doesn't even know how to be cheeky. Well, it won't take long for Piper to figure out that he's a lunatic.
Pipers POV
Wow, I am super excited right now, Sheldon's giving me directions to some place, but I just know it will be perfect. But my dreams are crushed when Sheldon tells me to stop at a carnival.
"Yay the carnival! I haven't been here in years." Sheldon jumps out of the car, no wonder. Most of the rides Sheldon goes on don't involve me, so I feel like he's my child. "Piper, I want Candy Corn!"
"OK," I say. Sheldon buys what he desires, but doesn't ask me if I want anything. I'm not expecting anything, but that's what a gentlemen would do. Then we could argue who pays but in the end we half it. "Sheldon let's go to the squirt thing!" I say then drag him to the stand. Might as well go with the flow. Even though it is really hard running in a skirt in heels. You try it!
So I pay and Sheldon ends up winning.
"Anything you would like sir?" A woman asks in the stands.
"Oh, the big Panda please!" The Panda? I like Panda's. But Sheldon takes it not bothering to ask me if I want it.
"You know what we should go in? The scary corridor." Maybe I just want to see him pay.
"Alright!" Sheldon's scream is actually quite funny, when I'm supposed to be scared I laugh, so I had to catch my breath when we were outside.
"Let's try the Ferris Wheel." I say when I catch my breath.
"Oh, sure." Sheldon had that fake smile on again. Maybe I can talk to Sheldon on the Ferris Wheel- make real conversation. Of course we were on the top at the start. Sheldon held on to my hand for the whole time tightly.
"So, Shelly," I started.
"It's Sheldon," Sheldon corrects me.
"Oh, I thought you were OK with me-"
"Well, I'm not. I hate being with you and I hate this ride."
"Why are you holding my hand then?"
"I'm scared of heights." (didn't know if that was true or not, please don't kill me)
"Oh, so your getting everything off your chest are you? Fine. You made absolutely no effort to dress up at all, you take me to a place that is hardly romantic, you don't ask me if I wanted anything, and I liked that Panda!" Wow, fitted that all in one breath.
"At least I didn't take you to jungle junction."
"No, but that would have been your first choice." I really don't feel like holding his hand right now. Sheldon looks out infront of him.
"Your mad at me?"
"Is is obvious? Next time I'm choosing where we go for our date."
"You still want to go out?" Sheldon looks really surprised like he just did all of this to piss me off.
"Well, yeah, even though your not a gentleman and act like a kid... I still like you."