This kinda popped into my head when I was in the middle of a lesson at school, (bad week this week) and I kinda started laughing to myself like a wierdo. :D ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
"So where are we going again?" Valkyrie asked.
"For the millionth time, we are going to The Four Courts" Skulduggery replied as he drove the gleaming black bently down the quiet street.
"Sorry to ask again, but I have forgotten, er why are we going there?" She asked staring at Skulduggery as the street-lamps lit up his skull, lighting up the bently in a hypnotic rythm.
"Well, apparenty there was a death threat to someone who works there yesterday, and they asked if we could check it out- because they dont much like Crux and his non-existant chin." he replied again, and Valkyrie knew that if Skulduggery would have been able, he would have been smirking now.
"So its not just us that doesnt like Crux AND his NON-EXSISTANT chin?" she said grinning to herself.
"Apparently so, oh and I think you used the wrong words there, we dont just 'not like' him and his non-existant chin, we DESPISE him and his non-existant chin!"
"Ha Ha! I love making fun of Crux and his NON-EXSISTANT chin!" she giggled.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO!" Skulduggery chuckled.
"So, erm where are we going again?"
"Ugh! If I have to tell you one more time Valkyrie Cain, I will personally give you to Crux so he can lock you up like when you were 14!" he said sincerly, but Valkyrie could hear the joking in his voice.
"And Skulduggery Pleasant?"
"Yeeeeeeeees?"
"I will personally find the BIGGEST dog you have EVER seen, and tell him to dig a hole and bury you in it."
"In the past few years how many times have you used that empty threat?"
"Dunno.......... about a million?"
"mmmmmmmmmm......."
"ok....."
They pulled up at the four courts and Valkyrie got out and leaned against the Bently, Skulduggery got out and walked towards the pillars near the front door.
"Now to wait for Fletcher!" Skulduggery laughed.
"Yup." she pipped in.
POOF!
"Hi Fletcher!" Valkyrie chirped.
"Hi Val, hi Skul!"
"Hi"
Fletcher crossed over to Valkyrie, both were still going out with each other, he kissed her then whispered in her ear, she laughed, then Fletcher grabbed Valkyries hand and teleported over to Skulduggery.
"What did you say to Val?"
"Me?"
"Well no, the invisible moron by that tree! Who'd ya think?"
"Oh, well all I said was is Crux and his NON-EXISTANT chin gonna be in there when we walk in?"
Skulduggery chuckled.
"Yep, unfortunately!"
"ah!"
They all walked towards the doors, and Skulduggery walked in first, Valkyrie walking behind then Fletcher.
Crux stared at them, and they all laughed so hard that Valkyrie and Fletcher were on their knees, and Skulduggery was struggling to maintain his composure.
Crux knew they were laughing at him, and so he tried to thrust his NON-EXISTANT chin in anger. This made them all laugh even more.
Valkyrie walked up to Crux and words slipped out her mouth automatically-
"Hey Crux how are you doing? Say hi to your NON-EXISTANT chin for me!"
Then she pegged it down the hallway, with Crux following close behind, followed by Fletcher.
Skulduggery stood in the hallway shaking his head, with Guild staring at him with his small piggy eyes.
"Hello, Guild" he said in disgust, "say hi to your small piggy eyes for me!"
And Guild looked at his advisors and squinted- (trying to give Skulduggery evils, resulting in looking like the wrong end of a cow)
Skulduggery laughed so hard he was in a state of agony.
Skulduggery looked up, saw Guilds face and staightened up, he looked a Guild and pegged it after Valkyrie, Crux and Fletcher.
"Sorry!" he yelled, "Got to get home and feed the cat!"
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Sorry, im rubbish at endings. lol :D x