After peeking around the corner. (Name) is making sure she didn't come across Mr. Sakata. She ducks down, rolls then stop by the lockers. She stood up, look both ways then she drops to the floor and started crawling. While she did that, Students stare at her like some kind of weirdo.
"What are you doing on the floor?" Tif asked. (Name) turns around then get's up on her feet.
"Scoping out the hallways," she answered. "Dodging Mr. Sakata again?" She asked. "Yes I am. For two weeks I have been getting detention like crazy." Tif sigh. "I know, we haven't even hung out lately. Stop making Ginpachi Sensei so angry at you all the time."
"But it's not me Tif, it's him. He's the problem. Ginpachi starts with me first. I have never been in trouble last year. I'm telling you, that guy has it in for me." Tif shook her head. "That can't be. He's not that evil." (Name) nods. "Yes he is. Look, here he comes. I bet you he will say something to me."
Ginpachi walks pass them. He didn't turn his head to see them. "He didn't say anything to us. Are you sure he's out to get you?" Tif asked. "Yeah... Maybe. I don't know." She sigh. "Lay off the cartoons. I'm going to the vending machine." She nods. "Okay."
Ginpachi peeks around the corner then sneaks behind (Name) unnoticed.
"HEY!" He shouted. "Ahhh!" Being startled (Name) turns around quickly. "Don't do that!" She shouted. "Didn't you see me walk pass you and your weird little friend? Why didn't you say good morning to your Sensei?" (Name) backs up. "What are you talking about? You pass me without saying good morning. And why should I? You don't deserve it."
Ginpachi grabs her nose then twist it. "Ow ow ouch, OUCH!" Smirks. "What did I tell you about being a smart ass? You and your little friends have been getting detention a lot lately. Are you telling me you want more?" He asked. "No. Now please let go my nose." He taps her ear. "What was that? I didn't hear you. What are you going to say when I walk pass?" He asked grinning. "M-Morning," he told him. "What was that? Morning what?" He asked. "Good Morning," she told him. Ginpachi let go her nose.
"Make that a lesson to you punk." Ginpachi walks away laughing. (Name) gave him a mean look while she rubs her nose. Tif came back and hand her a juice. "Did you see that?" (Name) asked her. "Yeah I did. He doesn't have it in for you. He want's you," she said smirking. "Don't be stupid Tif," she told her. "I was just joking."
A few minutes later they walk into homeroom and notice students surrounding Ginpachi's desk.
"What's up you guys?" Tif asked. "This right here. Ginpachi Sensei went somewhere. And he left his glasses and his white coat unattended," Kagura said while grinning. "No way," Tif said. "We're trying to see who's going to touch it. Hey Hijikata-san I dare you to do it, you wuss," he said pushing him. "Touch me and I'll kill you. And are you out of your damn mind? I'm not getting detention," Toushi said. "Which one of you bastards wants to touch Ginpachi's stuff. One with the most balls gets an awesome prize!" Kagura shouted. "LIKE WHAT?!" The class asked. "This wonder, spectacular. Half eaten CANDY BAR!" The class stares at her with aborted expression.
"Are you serious? Touching his stuff got's to be like three months worth of detention," Shinpachi said. "I really want to touch it. But I can't. All I can do just smells his lovely scent." Sa-chan stood there smelling his coat. "That bitch is crazy," (Name) said. "(Name). I dare you to touch it," Tif said.
"Hell no," she told her. "Come on... I'll give you all my mall money," she said pulling it out. (Name) stares at her. "Are you telling me. You. Will give me. All your mall money?" She asked. "All of it. All you have to do is touch his coat and glasses." (Name) thought about it for a minute.
"Alright. But you will be the lookout." (Name) stood up. "Uh-oh we have a challenger, you guys." Tif stands by the door.
(Name) took his coat and put it on. Then she unfolds his glasses, then puts them on her face.
"I knew these weren't prescription," (Name) said. "You got to do more than that," Tif told her. (Name) nods then turns around, getting into Ginpachi mode. She faced the class looking exactly like him.
"Oi... Shut up and take your seats," she said imitating Ginpachi. The class started to laughing. She sat at his desk and put her feet up. "Hey, only I can sleeping in my class. Wake your ass up. Sigh... I hope this day ends quickly so I can go to the bar." The whole class laugh again. "Shinpachi wearing glasses is fine. I wear glasses all the time to make me look smart even though I'm not. Women don't like me. The only thing I look forward to at home is a porn magazine." (Name) stood up and sat on top of his desk.
"Hey! You and you will get detention if you don't bring me candy tomorrow. Sougo go stand in the hallway!" She shouted pointing to the door. Everyone is dying laughing. "Oi... Can you believe this? I'm wearing a lab coat in Math class. I'm not a science teacher. I'm such a baka."
When everyone heard footsteps they stop laughing when they saw Ginpachi walked in. Tif looks behind her then ran to her seat. (Name) kept telling jokes without knowing Ginpachi is watching her.
"(Name). It's Ginpachi Sensei," Tif said pointing at the door. "Of course I'm doing Ginpachi who else am I'm imitating?" (Name) laugh then notice Tif is pointing to something. She looks at the door. Her smile drop and her heart sunk to her stomach. Ginpachi is giving her the meanest look in history. "Oh shit," she whispers to herself. (Name) took off his coat and put his glasses back on the desk. She stood there wondering what would he do? Ginpachi walks over to her with an intense look. "Detention Ms. (Last Name). Now take your seat." (Name) nod's to him then goes back to her desk.
"Here's the mall money I owe you. I'm sorry (Name)," Tif said handing it to her. "Thanks. And it's alright," she said. "And for the rest of you. I'm giving out pop quiz's for four weeks every time you walk in my class," Ginpachi told him. "What?!" The class shouted. "SHUT UP!" Ginpachi put his glasses back on. "You only get what you deserve. Now deal with it."
After school (Name) walks into Math class. Ginpachi is getting ready to leave.
"Let's get this over with," she said. "Not today," he told her. "Huh? What do you mean not today? This is detention right?" She asked. "I'm busy after school. No detention today." She stares at him huh? "What. Really? So I'm off the hook today? No detention?" She asked getting excited. "You're off the hook today. But you still have detention."
"What? When?" She asked. "Saturday," he told her. "Saturday? But the school is close on Saturday and that's the weekend. I have things to do," she told him. "Not my problem. You wanted to waste my time, now I get to fuck up your weekend." She glares at him. "But that's not fair. I wanted to chill with my friend!"
"So? And I want to go to Los Vegas and gamble. But I can't. Now be there by the water fountain, across the street from the cafe. If you don't show up I'll give you detention for a whole month. And then you won't do anything fun." Ginpachi put's a lollipop in his mouth. "I feel bad for you right now. Wait, no I don't. Ha!" He laugh walks out the door. "Damn..."