Chapter 6

Author: if you still think I own WoT by this point.

-Every time you listen to a morbid song, you memorize it and say Asmodean wrote it The following song is by Andrew Lloyd Webber (called Music of the Night), I do not own it either, but I think THIS is Asmodean's theme song (hey, who's to say that ALW isn't Asmodean in disguise?)

-Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation

Darkness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the senses abandon their defences Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour

Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender

Turn your face away from the garish light of day

Turn your face away from cold, unfeeling light

And listen to the music of the night Close you eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams

Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before

Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar

And you'll live as you've never lived before Softly, deftly, darkness shall caress you

Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you

Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind

In this darkness which you know you cannot fight

The darkness of the music of the night Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world

Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before

Let your soul take you where you long to be

Only then can you belong to me

Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in

To the harmony which dreams alone can write

The power of the music of the night (Does that sound like Asmodean or what?) -You name your band teacher Asmodean or if your band teacher is female, Asmodea -Whenever you read a book with a character that plays an instrument, you automatically assume they a Darkfriends and Asmodean's followers. -You have figured out a tune for 'Wash the Spears' and have asked to play it in band class -In Algebra, instead of figuring out surface area and volume and stuff like that, you come up with some of your own equations and are insulted when the teacher tells you to get back to work (the following r some of mine) Egwene + Elaida= POOOW!!!!

Amrilyn Seat + Whitecloak + love= messed up

Rand- Lord of the Morning- Prince of Dawn- Dragon Reborn- Cara'carn- King of Illian= a sick computer and that's about it

Elayne+ fan= hehehehahahaheheheahahahahahahahhahahhahaha

Mat- gambling- drinking = Rand's intellect

Aes Sedai + Asha'man +Sul'dam= run for your life

Rand channeling + saidin= an insane Rand + tainted saidin

Nynaeve + Windfinders= a very tugged braid

Aes Sedai= Servants of All= people who control the world

And word problems such as.

A bird flies into Rand's face. How sick does it get?

An Ice Hut is , , or = a palace bed

Author: that's all folks *readers see a tweety bird appear on the screen waving goodbye with it's wings and then it disappears from the screen and you hear a 'SQUAK!' Camera angles and you see a cat liking it's chops* PS Actually, Pop Weasel, I DO want a pickle PPS Reader- review= Egwene+Elaida+Suldam+Asha'man