DISCLAIMER: Nope, don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And I now despise repeating myself like this…..

A/N: By the way in the last chapter Bakura says "There's a map across from it, remember o'nausationally challenged one." This line is supposed to say: "There's a map across from it, remember o' navigationally challenged one." Gomen if I confused any of you, my computer is a bit baka…

Tsuki: Yay! Next Chapter!!!!!

Ryou: Yay!

Yugi: Yay!

Neko: Yay torture!

Bakura: Boo…

Yami: Not having fun……

Tsuki: of course you two aren't having fun…..and now it's time for math!!!

Neko: Math!!!

Bakura: Right if there is smoke coming out of my ears….we all know why.

Yami: And if mine are bleeding we all know why.

CAPS = calculator talk (I'm basing them on TI-83's)

*****= scene change (from Yami to Bakura and vice versa)

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"You two are ten seconds late!"

"Ummm, gomen?"

"Get into your seats now!"

They took their seats in the third row, last two, Yami sitting behind Bakura.

"Today we will be continuing our lessons in Trigonometry."

The two yamis were lost already. She walked around the room, passing out calculators, which Bakura found the need to find out what each button did. He soon found out that you could type messages on it. Yami soon had Bakura's calculator pushed onto his desk. He leaned over it, reading the screen.

BAKA PHARAOH.

He narrowed his eyes, starting to push on the buttons of his own calculator, quickly figuring out how to work it. Once he did, he typed a message out them shoved the two machines back onto Bakura's desk.

BAKA TOMB RAIDER.

Thus they began a conversation, completely ignoring the teacher.

LOOK YOU CAN FIGURE THINGS OUT.

SHUT UP YOU BAKA SOUL STEALER.

JUMP OUT OF THAT DESK AND MAKE ME.

I WILL MIND CRUSH YOU.

AND I WILL STEAL YOUR PUZZLE.

YOU CAN'T STEAL WORTH SHIT.

"Boys! What do you think you're doing! Pay attention, clear those screens, and get out your notebooks before I give you detention!"

Bakura typed another message, showing it to Yami over his shoulder.

BAKA PHARAOH.

Yami grabbed the machine, typing quickly then throwing it back on Bakura's desk.

BAKA TOMB RAIDER.

"Boys! Didn't you hear what I told you?"

"Sorry ma'am."

They got out their notebooks, opening them up, only to have their eyes assaulted by millions of numbers.

"Now class I want your homework. That would be chapter 12 page 321 problems 12-50, chapter 13 page 524 problems 1-99 odd, and chapter 14 page 601 problems 1 and 2." (A/N: Whew what a homework assignment ^_^!)

Bakura practically fell out of his desk, as Yami flipped through the pages of Yugi's notebook trying to find the papers. The other students quickly turned in their papers, the Egyptian spirits still looking through theirs.

"Alright class that's it, I will be accepting no more paper."

"You've got to be kidding!"

"Hai! I find that unfair!"

"Ryou! Yugi! Since you two want to run your mouths and draw attention to yourselves, why don't you come put problems five and seven on the board!"

Bakura leaned back towards Yami. "What are problems five and seven pharaoh?"

"Ummm I don' think Yugi did his homework."

"Ryou did seven but not five. Wow, he delirious. Anyway, I'm taking seven."

Yami crossed his arms, mumbling under his breath.

"Ryou, I want you to do five."

"Damn…."

Yami smiled, snatching the paper from Bakura. "I'll take that. Arigato Tomb Raider."

"Like I care…watch this. Ahhhhhh my nose! Owww it hurts! Ma'am I need to go to the nurse!"

The teacher went over to the computer, checking the day's records. "You and Yugi both have been down there every class period today. You are not skipping my class!"

"Ummm hai, but she said that if my nose starts hurting again then I should come back….right away."

Yami looked at Bakura smugly, figuring his excuse would fall through.

"All right. You have twenty minutes."

Bakura returned Yami's look and left the trailer. He strolled around the halls, enjoying his freedom. Unfortunately he was walking with his eyes closed and ended running straight into an open locker's door causing his nose to bleed again, and to bite down on his lip, which now was bleeding also. Now he actually had to go to the nurse instead or lazily wandering the halls.

"Who the fuck left their locker thing open!"

Joey's head popped around the door. " Hey Yami B. What's up?"

"It figures...Joey the baka…"

"I'm sorry."

"Shut up, just shut up. One, leave before I get violent, two, don't call me that……"

***************************** (Five minutes later, Back with Yami)

Let's see, use the value of the trigonometric function to evaluate the indicated function. Show all possible work. Holy Ra, wha? Never mind all I have to do is copy Ryou's… dammit. Figures he writes all small and squiggly when he's sick.

"Come on Yugi this is an easy one."

'Yugi' turned, death glaring the encouraging student.

"Hush David, let Yugi work."

'Yugi' turned back to the board, starting to write down what he thought was on Ryou's paper.

Ra help me.

************************* (Back to Bakura)

Bakura walked into the nurse's office to find a new nurse on shift, who was talking rapidly on the phone.

"Oh I know he didn't! He did?! Well I know she di- OH my Kami she did?! OH I know that you did not just-"

"Excuse me."

"Hold on girl…..look go sit down and I will be with you as soon as I am done."

Not wanting to cause trouble to make his day worse, Bakura went and sat down only to call attention to himself five minutes later.

"Excuse me but the blue part of my uniform is a blackish color and the white part is a reddish color all due to loss of blood and I think that you should give me some medical attention."

"You're bleeding?"

"Iie…it's ketchup…."

" Oh, well then you're fine."

"Of course it's blood! I am in here to get some bleeding stopped!"

"Well stop bleeding! It's getting all over the floor and it's well it's just plain gross!"

"That's your department of expertise!"

************************** (Back to Yami)

The teacher gave an exasperated sigh as she rubbed at her temples.

"Yugi." Why does he write so slow, he's usually done by now. "Yugi." Is that a two or a five? Yugi!"

"Huh? Oh, hai?"

"Just go sit down…now."

Yami shrugged, setting the chalk down and limping back to his seat. The teacher gave another sigh.

"Do you need to go to the nurse too Yugi?"

"Ummm hai."

"Well get Ryou's things and yours…you're dismissed early. Your homework is page 621 problems 1-99 eoo (eoo: every other odd)

Thank Ra.

So Yami grabbed their stuff and made his way down to the nurse's office. He arrived just in time to see the nurse fleeing the room and made his way in to see Bakura.

"What did you do?"

"I'm bleeding on the floor."

"You actually hurt yourself?"

"None of your business."

"You ran into something didn't you?"

"Shut up baka pharaoh. What are you doing down here anyway?"

"My knee is acting up."

Bakura stood up and grabbed some paper towels, holding them to his nose and lip.

"I'm going to go lay down…don't bother me."

"Unfortunately, you're right, laying down seems like a good idea right about now."

So Bakura went and layed down in a cot in the back room and Yami layed down in a cot on the opposite wall.

"Are you copying my o' great math genius?"

"Iie, and stop that. I told you my knee hurts so I need to keep off of it."

"Yeah, yeah."

"We were dismissed early, your junk is by the door."

They layed there in silence one of them fidgeting or turning every few minutes.

"So…have any good duels lately?"

"You would ask something like that wouldn't you."

"I'm just trying to make conversation."

"Well here's one…what time is it?"

"Ummm 2:20."

"When do we go home?"

"2:30."

"Okay, now shut up and like I said leave me alone you baka pharaoh."

"Pissy Tomb Raider."

"Slave driver."

"Slave."

"Sore loser!"

"Fifth grade education level!"

Bakura jumped up out of his cot and pounced on Yami, starting to strangle him.

"You leave me level of education out of this!"

"Ack! Get..off…of..me!"

"I'll kill you!"

Yami grabbed Bakura's throat, starting to strangle him.

"Not..if..I..kill…you…….first!"

"And….then…I'll…take…your…puzzle…once ..you're…dead!"

"You'll….have..to pry it….from….my…..cold…dead….hands!"

"Can…do!"

Just then the bell rang and Yami shoved the distracted Bakura off, making him land on the floor with a thud. Yami cleared his throat, picking up his back pack.

"Time to go…"

Bakura stood up, and grabbed his backpack, slinging it over one shoulder.

"Thank Ra, I can finally get out of this hell hole and away from you."

"The feeling is mutual."

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Tsuki: Soooooo what ya think guys? Good? Bad?

Ryou: Next chapter!

Yugi: Hurry!

Neko: Awwwww they're impatient.

Yami: Are they all against us?

Bakura: Everyone is against us, remember?

Tsuki: Review guys!!!