South Park 10 Years Later
Co-Written with GreyKing46
Disclaimers: We do not own any of these characters except the OC's in our profiles:
WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, incest suggestions, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY. The reasons for our storylines with Stan and Karen are because of human psychology continuing from their storylines in the actual series. Stan being confused with his gender from Episode 1 of Season 18 as well as his dad's double life as Lorde. Meanwhile, Karen is from human psychology with what Kenny says as Mysterion and her current background
Chapter 6
Izzy got no sleep last night. She just stared at her ceiling, remembering what she found out earlier that night on her date with Kenny...
*flashback*
Izzy was waiting outside her apartment for Kenny, as he was late, when a figure dropped down in front of her
"Sorry for the intrusion miss." The figure spoke with a heavy voice
"W... Who are you?" Izzy asked in slight fear
"Mysterion." He said, turning around... and pulling his mask and hood off "AKA Kenny McCormick."
"K-Kenny? YOU'RE Mysterion?!" Izzy double-took
"Yeah. I'm South Park's defender." Kenny answered
"But... but why tell me?" She asked
"Cause...I didn't want to have this Batman Secret thing between us." Kenny admitted
Izzy was quiet for a second, before she pulled him into a hug "Thank you for trusting me."
"So...you gonna stop this witch hunt for Mysterion at the school now?" Kenny asked
"Nope." Izzy smiled
"Why not?" Kenny asked
"If I stop now people will get suspicious about you. You're the last person I talked to; that'd put you as the prime suspect. Maybe after a month I'll say I've given up and people are none the wiser." Izzy answered
"Okay." Kenny smiled, holding up a backpack with his normal cloths "So... you mind if I get changed?"
"Sure. My sister and parents are out at the minute, the bathroom's free." Izzy smiled
"Thanks Izzy." Kenny hugged her as he went inside.
'I am dating a great guy! Kind, caring, funny, cool, sweet and a fucking SUPERHERO! He's the complete package.' She thought happily
*end flashback*
Though she was looking at her superhero posters usually helped lull her to sleep, she was excited to find out that Kenny was Mysterion. All other heroes didn't help with her sleep anymore.
He was just so special to her now
She rolled in her bed in excitement thinking of how Kenny would treat her well and how she would be Kenny's main girlfriend...even though she knew about his other girlfriends.
Well, he said he'd call it off with them
*With Kenny*
'Okay...I've got to end my relationship with my girls. Kelly, Frieda, Tammy, Mable and Rita...I've been with them, for so long...' Kenny sighed as he had a picture with the girls and him. 'I've got to do right by them AND Izzy.'
'Yes I was with them for ages, and I do like them and they like me... but we don't like each other like that. Just good sex.'
"Tomorrow. I'll tell them tomorrow." Kenny nodded thinking of tomorrow.
*Next day, Marsh House*
Stan walked downstairs and saw his parents having their breakfast in the kitchen "Morning guys." Stan smiled
"Morning dear." His mother smiled
"Morning pal." Randy smiled, seeing that his son was a boy right now as he just wore a black dressing gown and no makeup and his classic hat on.
"MUST you wear the hat Stan?" Sharon asked rolling her eyes
"I'll take it off." Stan answered showing his lengthened hair.
"Ah come on, it's fine." Randy waved
"Yeah, but he's been wearing that same sort of hat for years." Sharon answered
"He stopped wearing it when he became Avril." Randy answered back "He is helping us know who he is."
"Is that true Stan?" Sharon asked
"Yeah. Sorry I forgot to tell you." Stan apologized
"Oh...I'm sorry dear. You can wear it." Sharon felt bad and apologized herself
"Thanks mom." Stan put his hat back on
"So, what's on the agenda today pal?" Randy asked
"Going to Kyle's and playing Xbox; besides that not much." Stan answered
"Ah. Well, have fun." Sharon smiled
"I'm sure we will." Stan smiled and grabbed a handful of breakfast bars and a banana.
Stan smiled as he started eating happily
"You better put some of those bars back and eat some real cereal young man." Sharon stared lightly
"Hmm, hmm." Stan nodded
*At Kyle's*
Kyle yawned as we went downstairs in the morning
"Morning champ. Sleep well?" Gerald asked his son.
"Mornin' bro!" Ike waved
"Morning...Urgh..." Kyle slumped in his chair
"Rough night?" Gerald asked putting down his morning paper.
"Just worried. About today." Kyle answered
"Why?" Gerald asked
"Stan's coming over. And you saw how mom reacted when we told her." Kyle answered
"It'll be okay... I hope." Gerald assured
"I hope so dad. I love mom but...she goes crazy on all these crusades. I don't want any crazy shit going through between her and Stan." Kyle answered
"I mean Avril." He corrected
"Well, all I can say is I hope it goes well." Ike nodded
"Yeah." Kyle crossed his fingers in front of him "Here's hoping."
"Morning my favourite boys." Sheila walked in
"Morning dear/morning mom." They answered
The family was soon sat down having a nice breakfast
"So...Avril is coming over to play Xbox is she?" Sheila asked
"Yeah...Mom about last night..." Kyle answered trying to calm the situation down before it escalates.
"She's still your friend Kyle." Sheila answered
"Ah, I am glad." Kyle nodded
"I...over-reacted. She's still Stan: your friend. Just under a different name." Sheila smiled
"Exactly." Kyle smiled "So...everything's still good?"
"It's still good...as long as she's not dressing up like a New Jersey girl." Sheila answered
"Nah, she's not." Kyle laughed
That was when a knock came from the front door
"I've got it." Kyle wiped his mouth with a disposable napkin and went to the door.
"Hey pal." Avril smiled, standing at the door
"Hi Avril. Mom, dad; Avril's here. Come in, just need to get changed." Kyle answered
"No problem." Avril smiled
Avril walked in wearing a simple blue tank top and jeans, with just some lip-gloss and a bit of mascara
"My... I didn't think he'd look so... feminine." Sheila muttered
"Goodness...If I didn't know any better I'd say that Avril an ACTUAL girl." Gerald commented back
"Stan's a freaking BABE!" Ike deadpanned
"IKE!" His parents snapped
"What?" Ike defended
Avril blushed and looked away 'If I'm not careful I might get the wrong kind of attention.' She thought.
"Okay, sorry about that. Ready to tear up the Xbox community?" Kyle got changed wearing his iconic green hat over his Jew-fro
"You know it." Avril smiled
The two high fived before they got on the console, like little kids again
"See. Still the same friend Kyle's always know." Gerald smiled
"I guess you're right." Sheila worried about nothing.
*At Kenny's home*
Kenny was in the house with only him and Karen. She was counting how much money they had for this month and seeing if they could get the rent this time. He was worried about his five sex-friends and how'd they react after he'd give them the news.
"KENNY!" Karen yelled, making him jump
"AH!" Kenny yelled "You scared me!"
"You weren't listening." She pouted
Kenny tried to think what his sister was saying but couldn't remember "Yeah...sorry. What WERE you saying?" Kenny asked kindly.
"When is your new payday?" Karen sighed
"Oh...err, end of the month." Kenny answered "Why? Are we okay till then?" sounded concerned
"Okay...That's...sort of good." Kenny sighed
"Are you okay Kenny?" Karen asked
"I..." Kenny began but heard a knock at the door. "I've got that." he opened it and saw the girls he was going to end their relationship with.
"Hi Ken!" They called with a grin.
"Hey...Come on in." Kenny smiled half-heartedly
They did as they were offered, each missing his cheek as they walked in.
"Is...is everything alright Ken?" Tammy asked
"Girls...can we...can we sit down?" Kenny asked
"Sure." they nodded and sat down.
"I... need to tell you all something." He sighed
"What is it?" Frieda asked
"I...I've met someone." Kenny admitted
"Okay..." Kelly thought
"And...I like her." Kenny added
"And?" Tammy asked
"We... need to stop this. I will be loyal to HER." Kenny said seriously
"I am sorry. But I love her and I will NOT betray her. I DID have fun with all of you, but it is time to move on for all of us."
"So...I guess this is goodbye?" Rita asked
"Yes." Kenny answered "Listen, I want you to know...I've REALLY enjoyed being with you...but I can't knowingly cheat on the girl I love."
"Who is it?" Freida asked
"It's Izzy." Kenny answered
The girls where silent as they processed everything
"The-the Superhero girl?" Tammy asked
"Yeah." Kenny answered
"Well...I've known Ken the longest...I should feel the most betrayed...but I'm not." Tammy answered
"Y-You're not?" The girls asked
"No. Because we've had some great times; Ken's always done well by us." Tammy defended
"True." Frieda nodded
"Rita? Mable? Kelly?" Tammy asked the three other girls
"We may not have been exclusive Kenny...but I love you...And I'm...okay with you and Izzy." Kelly smiled
"I'm sorry, I didn't know." Kenny sighed, talking about Kelly's feelings
"It's alright." Kelly smiled
"You...You're always my first Kenny...But I kind of figured this was always a temporary thing." Mable answered. She was fair skinned with black hair; she was wearing a green shirt that helped conceal her B-cup breasts, blue jeans and suede shoes.
"So...you understand?" Kenny asked
Mable nodded and smiled
"What about you Rita?" Kenny asked
"Same." Rita admitted. Rita was a fiery red haired girl with a black tank top underneath a warm brown jacket and blue jeans.
"Listen girls, if things go... Bad for you and you need me, speak to Izzy." Kenny smiled
"You...you mean it?" Tammy asked
"Yeah. She knows about you and my reputation; she's okay with it." Kenny nodded
The girls all smiled and hugged him
"So...How long till Izzy comes?" Tammy asked
"Tammy." Kenny chuckled
"What Ken?" Tammy teased
"Innuendo and offering one last quickie." He deadpanned
"So...?" The girls asked in lustful hope.
"No." He chuckles
"Can't blame girls for trying Kenny." Rita smiled
"I know. But my sister is here as well. It'd be weird for ALL of us." Kenny got up.
"She could join in. Willing to try anything once." Tammy shrugged
"Man, is this town FULL of perverts?" Kenny chuckled
"So...we'll see you later?" Mable asked
"Maybe. But I need to call Izzy." Kenny smiled
"Later Ken." Tammy winked, the girls giving him one last kiss before they left
"Bye girls." Kenny smiled
As they left Karen heard EVERYTHING. How her brother was respectful to those girls, how he remembered each of their names and how they were suggesting that they sleep with HER and Kenny, her own BROTHER! She had a burning red blush, so she tried to take it off by working on the lists.
"That... that's ridiculous; I want My Angel." She thought aloud
*With Avril and Kyle*
"Top right!" Kyle noticed
"On it." Avril nodded shooting the Call of Duty Online players. "Got him! Sniper!" Avril noticed
"Boom! Headshot!" Kyle cheered
"AND WE WIN!" the two cheered as the timer ran out
"High five!" Kyle cheered as the two friends high-fived each other.
"Man; that was great." Avril chuckled
"Phew I thought we died cause of those newbs." Kyle sighed
"Nah, we're too good." Avril hugged her friend with one hand.
"True." He nodded, blushing a bit at a being hugged by his feminine friend
"Hey does it, err...make you uncomfortable me being a girl?" Avril asked concerned
"No, not really." Kyle shrugged "I just need to get used to it."
"Well...you know your brother just called me "hot" right?" Avril commented
"Wait...IKE did?! When was that?!" Kyle asked
"Shortly before you came down." Avril answered
"Oh man... I'm sorry about that Avril." Kyle apologised
"I don't blame you. I was gazed upon by a tonne of guys at the mall over a week ago." Avril answered
"Sonofabitch..." Kyle muttered pinching his nose.
"Well... If anyone stares at you when I'm around I'll kick their ass. No one stares at my best friend." Kyle nodded
"Thanks buddy." Avril smiled
"Hey, you want something to eat?" Kyle asked
"I'd like some." Avril smiled
Kyle nodded, heading off to get them both sandwiches
'I hope our friendship doesn't change.' Avril smiled
*With Wendy*
"Hmm-hmm-hhhmmm..." Wendy hummed a song that didn't have any lyrics
"Wendy? Are you okay?" Wendy's mother asked
"Yeah I'm fine; just thinking of stuff to do with Avril later." Wendy answered
"Oh?" Her mother teased
"Mom..." Wendy rolled her eyes.
"You know...I remember when you dressed as Wendyl. That was an interesting day." Her mother smiled
"That was so Eric Cartman didn't get his way!" Wendy defending herself
"Still...maybe you and Avril can go on a date like that?" Wendy's mother suggested
"A transgender date...yeah! Oh thanks mom; you're the best!" Wendy hugged her mother.
Mrs Testaburger chuckled, holding her daughter close.
Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Mr Testaburger was planning
'What can I do? I-I can't believe I'm considering this!' He debated in his mind, until he caught wind of some words his wife and daughter were saying.
And his want was rekindled.
'The date...If I can get Avril alone...it'll...it'll be enough time. It WILL be enough time!' He thought back to his fantasy from the previous night
'And then... it'll be all be fine."
*Time Skip, Kyle's house*
"Hey, thanks for having me over Mrs Broflovski." Avril smiled
"You're welcome Stan... I mean Avril." Sheila corrected herself
"No problem Mrs B. See you later Kyle." Avril smiled as she was heading back home.
"Bye Avril." they waved
Said transgender boy/girl walked home with a happy smile
'It's good to have days like this. Good friends and an understanding family.' Avril thought as she walked back to her front door "I'm home."
"Have fun?" His mother smiled
"I did. It was a bit weird with Ike...but yeah." Avril said letting her hair down
"How was it weird?" Sharon asked
"Ike said: I was hot." Avril admitted
Sharon choked on her drink while Randy burst out laughing
"S-Seriously?!" Sharon asked spluttering
"Yeah. It's flattering...but how many other people find me hot?" Avril sounded concerned
Across South Park many people sneezed violently
"What was that?" Avril asked
"Someone must have opened a large jar of pepper?" Randy joked
"Dad..." Avril rolled her eyes.
"Come on, that was a good one!" Randy groaned
To be continued