A/n: I feel so baddd! All my fans for this story never heared from me. If you look at my newest Fanfic. Stuck in the closet with a green eyed player. I've neglected you and was working on that. But hey, I'm going to finish this one, while I do the other story, which is way better please read that too.
Any ways….
How to Annoy Jasper.
No sex for a week!
Alice Pov:
"Alice, please forgive me, I've suffered Enough." He cried. After I pranked Emmett, I've been planning my prank for Jasper but I didn't do it so soon because I didn't want to seem obvious, but hey it's time! I turned around and kissed his lips, and he happily deepened it. Then I broke away. "I forgive you." I smiled. He jumped up and down. Yes yes yes!
He tore his clothes off in a flash. "I've been waiting for you for a month, give it to me now Alice Cullen!" I laughed hard. And he nearly pounced on me, but im faster right. I moved out the bed in a flash, and he was kissing the pillow when he realized he didn't get the prize. "Why you get up?" He pouted. "Just because I've forgiven you, doesn't mean I'll let you off easy." I evilly smirked. He looked scared as they always say, Never Eff with Alice. "Oh No, what do I have to do?" He winced. "Oh Honey, its not simple, its not what you have to do, its what your not getting." I laughed. He looked confused. "Im not getting?" He asked. I laughed harder and got serious. "NO SEX FOR A WEEK!" I yelled.
He looked terribly pained, like he was extra constipated and hocked up. "What? Are you kidding, I'm worser then Emmett when it comes to getting laid, you cant do this to me, I will literally go outside break myself in pieces and burn myself, DON'T DO THIS!" He argued. "Well when you go with Edwards plans to mess with Alice, you get burned right." I said purring, he winced. "EDWARD!" Jasper swooped down the stairs, winding surrounding the room for a quick second. I laughed terribly. Plan is in action!
Jasper's Pov:
How in the hell am I going to stay away from her for another week, its terrible I've been punished enough. Edwards going to die. I walked in and saw Bella in the kitchen making herself a sandwich, why does this family even buy all this food, she doesn't even eat it hardly, it's such a waste. "Hi Jasper." She smiled at me, She looked so hot, I would have did her just to get some today, but that wasn't going to happen because I only wanted Alice, but something did come in mind. (Jasper's starting a prank of his own, but without him knowing he's also pranking Alice you'll see why.)
"Bella do me a favor." I smiled at her. She looked up raising her eye brow. "Sure?" She said. Interesting.
Alice Pov:
I threw on some of my boots and Black and white lingerie, this was going to be excellent. Then I heared Edward scream. "You had sex with Bella!" He yelled. "Im sorry man, but she just was in my way, and it turned me on to the fullest level." Jasper said, I laughed and realized. "JASPER DID WHAT!" I screamed, Jasper eyes widing like he was suppose to tell me something.
Jasper's Pov:
Damn! I forgot to tell Alice, but it was too late and I had to play along.
Alice Pov:
"Im sorry Edwin, but she just so good at it." I glared at Bella, and she winked in a playful way, I felt like I was missing something. "If you wink at me again, I'll break your fragile ass!" I yelled, Edward looked like he was about to beat the shit out of Jasper so they weren't paying attention. Bella waited till Edward and Jasper was yelling to loud to hear us. "I didn't sleep with him, It's a prank to get Edward back." She assured me, Ooo Jasper's does get something's from me and it turned me on.
"Edward's your boyfriend, why would you go against him?" She laughed. "Because for one what he did to you was wrong and making Jasper get into it and suffer sucks, and also he payed me 200 bucks." She whispered smug.
"That's Genius." I said. "Play along okay." She said. " Way ahead of you." I said and winked. "You bitch you slept with my boyfriend, you are going to die!" Edward snapped around and Jasper looked frightened, I was going to tell him to play along but Naw, it's another way of getting him back.
"No! Alice." Edward yelled. "Why wouldn't I, she cheated on you Edward, I think you shouldn't forgive her." I yelled. "But I still love her and we can work it out." Edward cried. "This is all your fault I'm going to murder you Jasper hale." He starting punching Jasper and Jasper fighting back. I took a piece of wood and snapped it and Bella fell to the floor playing along.
Edward turned and had the painest expression on his face. Jasper look terrible. "Alice why did you do that, it was a prank! No one was suppose to get hurt!" Edward fell to the ground and Bella started laughing. I did to. Hey looked appalled, but Edward was relieved that Bella wasn't did, though she would've been, if I haven't found out sooner.
"Gotcha." Me and Bella said in Unison. Jasper calmed down but was a little pissed. "It was my prank to start with to get your loser ass back from getting me punish. No sex for a week dude, not funny." Jasper added. Edward called but glared and Bella who got scared and stopped laughing. "Hey vampire jokes are awesome!" She replied and then waved the money in his face. "And there Bribes too." she laughed when I did. They where in another room and Jasper looked at me. "Nice Prank." I told him. "Yeah, You too." He said smiling. I sighed. He looked at the Lingerie I was wearing I winked and ran up stairs. "DOES THIS MEAN SEX!" He yelled. "Yes it does, come to MAMA." I said back.
There it is. What did you think, I was so out of it and rushing so if it's Misspelled no complaints.