Fun with Mirrors
Chapter 6
Note: This contains spoilers, and if you haven't played the game, you won't know what I'm talking about.
Link woke up.
It was midnight, and he was heading to the Mirror Chamber.
It took Link five days to get there, but he was sure it would pay off.
He quickly (in a period of two days) fixed the mirror and came back to Ordon (in a period of six days).
"Hi everybody!" Link said, arriving back in Ordon.
"Link!? Where were you? Your house burnt down!!!" Ilia screamed.
"What!? How?" Link asked.
"Um… I'll put it this way… Midna can't cook," Ilia whispered.
Link looked angrily at Midna, who was whistling as she walked down the road.
"Oh, hi there, Link!" Midna said, trying to hide a guilty smile.
"You! Get back to the Twilight Realm! Now!" Link screamed.
"How?" Midna asked.
"I fixed the mirror using the other mirror's shards as well!!! C'mon! Get going!" Link screamed.
"Using the other shards of Zelda's mirror?" Midna asked.
"Um… it has a pointy nose," Link said.
Midna quickly teleported herself, Zelda, and Link to the Mirror Chamber.
"Goodbye!" Midna said, waving.
"YESSSS!" Zelda shouted.
Midna teleported back to the Twilight Realm, and then the mirror cracked.
Link and Zelda hi-fived each other.
"Now I can actually go back to the castle!" Zelda shouted.
"Now I can rebuild my hut!" Link shouted, joyfully.
"It's a house, stupid!" Zelda said.
"Well, the castle spontaneously combusted!" Link argued.
Silence.
"WAAAH!" Zelda cried.
"Shut up," said Link, slapping Zelda.
"WAAAH!" Zelda cried, again.
"I'm going to have to leave you out here if you don't stop winging," Link said.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!" Zelda screamed, laughing.
"AAUUUGH!" Link screamed.
"Mwahahahaha!" Zelda laughed.
"And you say to not act like an evil super villain and laugh like one!" Link said, reaching for some soup in a bottle.
"But I'm a girl! It's different for girls!" Zelda said.
"Well, at least I'm not a self centred geek!" Link snapped.
"I'm not a self centred geek! I'm a princess!" Zelda shouted.
"Then you're a self centred geeky princess!!!" Link shouted.
"I am not geeky in any way!" Zelda screamed.
"Pens in shirt pocket, pimples, and glasses? You're a geek!" Link shouted, grabbing a pen and case for glasses out of Zelda's pocket.
"I don't have pimples!" Zelda screamed.
"Well, what did your father say when he was living? Red paint on your cheek!?" Link screamed.
"OMG! I do have a pimple!" Zelda screamed.
"And guess what? Your father doesn't exist, and you're still a princess! Not a queen or empress! A princess!!!" Link screamed, drooling.
"Why didn't you tell me? A pimple!" Zelda screamed.
"It's just a pimple!" Link said.
"Don't you understand!? It's a pimple! These things are dangerous!" Zelda said.
"I guess you're not a princess anymore! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Link shouted.
"WAAAH!" Zelda winged, scurrying off
End of chapter.