A/N: Dear zecran ask and you shall receive. Also guys don't be afraid to make considerations for the story, I'll look them over and, who knows maybe I'll use it because it would be a better idea than I had. Also for the people that can guess at least 3 of the Sinister Six that will be in this story (excluding the one about to be introduced) gets a shout out and maybe I'll fit in an idea of yours, whether it will be cannon to this or just a side story has yet to be determined. So good luck, Sheeple.

Disco Girl

Spider-Man was swinging as fast as he could to the nightclub, but decided not to go in as Spider-Man, but rather see if Peter Parker has a better chance. He landed in the ally next to the club and change his unstable molecules to his street clothes which was a long sleeve red under shirt, a cutoff sweatshirt that was blue, jeans, and Chuck Taylor Converse. Okay, go inside, interagate Jr and ask Wade follow up questions, like he knows anything his thoughts were stopped by the roaring of an extremely loud engine. He looked behind him to see a yellow bike with a huge engine. The bike was yellow with red streaks and said 'Bumblebee' on the side. The driver took off her helmet A girl? she had blond hair with lilac eyes. Going towards her torso she wore an orange scarf and a yellow shirt with a burning heart on her left breast, Stop looking there, she had a brown jacket over the shirt and wore black booty shorts with a brown half skirt. He noticed her boots and socks and how one of the socks was up more than the other, but didn't care.

"Like what you see?" she smiled and Peter blushed.

"Sorry I was spacing out, I like your outfit even if it's weird." he smiled.

"Weird? Says the guy with bright ass red and blue on." she says with a scoff.

"Why you gotta dis da' threads, red and blue is a classic." they laughed and walked to the door. Wades not guarding? he opened the door music blaring, making sure to hold the door open for the lady.

"And they say chivalry is dead, names Yang by the way." she told him.

"Peter Parker, and there's only one rule in chivalry for respecting women. The rest is for beating the hell out of your opponent."

"Really? Maybe I could be a knight after all."

"Yeah you could be the gold knight and I could be Sir Galahad the chaste. You get to defeat most of King Arthur and his men, and if I remember correctly I find the holy grail." Yang paused in thought.

"The chaste? You want to be known as the virgin knight?"

"A. That's what you got from that and B. What's wrong with that?"

"Nothing, I figured a hot guy like you already lost his virginity." Peter was red as a tomato he had no words or one liners, nothing I'm speechless, the Defenders would love her, and the Fantastic Four, and the X-Men, and the Avengers, and Punisher. Wow that's a lot of people.

The two approached a bar table where Yang ordered a strawberry sunrise. Peter found Deadpool sitting at the table an sat next to him and Yang followed. "What are you doing in here?" he asked Deadpool.

"Waiting for the show." Deadpool responded taking a sip of some drink.

Yang turned to Peter "and get him one too." she told the bartender.

Hello cleavage! "down boy she's a teenager we don't role that way." Wade was trying to be good That's a start... I guess? Peter thought. All they heard was Yang get pissed at Jr and saw his men pointing guns at her. Wade pulled out his Deagles and pointed them at the men. Being scared the men stood down Yang telling Jr for them to kiss and make up. Peter watching the whole thing, turned to Deadpool and began a countdown starting with Peter, "3,"

"2,"

"1," they both said as they saw Jr fly across the room.

Yang went to punch the ground and caused a shockwave. "Oh my God it's She-Hulk!!" Peter yelled loud enough for Wade to hear. Without even thinking Peter jumped over the bar table hid underneath and changed to his alternate persona. "Deadpool go an-"

"Can't I'm on break you're on your own." Deadpool stopped him. "Take out the bear DJ first he's got an assault rifle." Deadpool took a drink with his mask on.

"Oh that's just unBEARable!" Spider-Man regretted saying that, but, like him to walls, it stuck.

"Boo." Deadpool liked his pun but still gave him a thumbs down.

Spidey took it as a compliment and proceeded to the booth where he met the DJ head on with Yang in his sights. What the DJ wasn't expecting was for the gun to be forcibly taken from him, and to have the butt shoves in his nose. Blind from tears the last thing he expected was to be thrown to the ground causing a crater. Yang looked up and gawked at how she was getting help from Vale's vigilante.

"Long night?" he asked.

"Nah it's still young!" she gave him a large grin.

"You're right let's cause some property damage." Yang smiled and was ready for the massive beat down they were about to deliver. "Thirty on two? Pretty bad odds..." Spidey stopped to crack his knuckles for effect, "...for them." he said this with a smirk hiding beneath his mask, but Yang got the impression that it was there.

Yang saw a punch coming and countered uppercuting the man in the chin a blast from her gauntlets. "Was that a shotgun blast from your wrist?" Spidey asked, Yang just smirked, "That's so kickass!" Spidey threw a man in Yang's direction she knew what he was doing and punched the mook back at Spider-Man. Spidey took the opportunity and jumped and slammed the man head first too the ground more than likely giving the man a concussion. "RKO! In mid-air!" he shouted as he got off the ground. He had to move out of the way quickly however, to avoid getting- Shocked? Spidey and Yang looked to the ceiling, "Electro?" Spidey was more than shocked, "Ha, shocked. How'd you get here?"

"How do you think Spider-Man? Same as you and the rest of the six." he laughed at this, "and you have no way of defeating me this is all electricity!!" Yang looked at Spidey.

"Looks like you two got some catching up to do, I'll take care of the freak show twins while you take care of-"

"Sparkles, his name is Sparkles." Spider-Man cut Yang off and made her laugh, Electro was the opposite in fact he was 'surging' with anger.

"You'll pay for making fun of me! Don't underestimate my abilities you're in my domain now!" he laughed.

"Okay just calm down there Watt smart."

"Oh Spidey! I forgot to mention the six is here too, I think Ock might know how to potentially get home, try to get some info from Twinkle Toes over there!" Deadpool called from the bar.

"What-Wilson! You were hired by us you work f-" Electro was cut short by webbing on his face.

"Don't short circuit Sparkles, Wade are you sure?"

"That's what the script says!" Do you think he'll believe us? "Oh I'm sure."

Spidey just looked at Wade and then Electro, "Fine by me." Spidey got in his 'fighting' stance, "let's dance you walking power circuit!" Electro zapped the webbing off of his face and shot bolts at Spider-Man. Spidey's Spider Sense helped him dodge out of the way. "Shocking." he mocked, "Let me know when you get a cool concept."

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Electro was furious, "I was going to let your death be quick, but now I'm going to take my time."

"You sound like a broken record, haven't you said that before? Like, everytime we fight, and everytime I beat you in some obscure way?"

"This time will be different this time you can't stop me!" Wade dug into his pocket and pulled out some keys.

"Yo Spidey let's get crunk!" he yelled out

"Yo, save some for me!" Yang called out narrowly avoiding a kick to the face.

Spider-Man looked at Deadpool, "What the hell are you talking about?" Deadpool pulled out a squirt gun and began filling it up, "Oh, OK I get it, yep!" Spider-Man began webbing and toying with Electro pissing him off with every move he did. Eventually Electro didn't even notice Deadpool stand next to him squirting alcohol all over him.

"What the hell," Electro cried, suddenly he could barely move, he even couldn't manipulate electricity.

"What!? No! NOOO! How did this happen!? What's going on?!"

"You let your 'electric' personality the best of you." Spidey replied, "So apparently that means you forgot that electricity and liquid, don't mix well. He threw a punch at Electro and caused him to stumble over.

"Hi, Billy Maze here to talk about the new Rubber Stopper, it stops everything, Leaks, Drafts, even electrical outbreaks, "Deadpool sprayed Electro in some black goo that seemed to be holding him pretty well, meanwhile he continued his Billy Maze impersonation while Spidey and Yang now focused all their attention on Jr who came out with a rocket launcher. Spidey was able to dodge them and Yang evaded behind a corner. Deadpool got bored watching, You know, it's pretty unfair that he has a rocket launcher. "Yeah what a Noob" Wade teleported in front of the two teens.

"Wade what are you doing?" Spidey asked.

Wade put his finger to his lips and flipped Jr the bird. In anger Jr fired more rockets, "TIME FOR THE EQUALIZER!" Deadpool yelled and began firing rounds from his Deagles hitting the rockets, "BANG, BANG, BA-BA-BA-BANG!"

Yang looked at Spidey with a concerned look 'Is he okay?' she mouthed. Spidey just twirled his finger in a circular motion showing he was crazy.

Jr was fed up with using rockets and turned his weapon into a bat, Holy shot, that weapon we want it! Deadpool nodded and put his hand on his hip, "Come on big boy come hit me with your big bat, boo-do-be-doop" he said with a girly voice as he began walking towards him. Jr let out a grunt and swung, but his bat stopped. He looked to his left to see Spider-Man holding a web that connected to the bat then he lost his vision all he heard was "coming at you I'm fire in your face," then the bat was taken from his hand, "feel the love of the hyper combo!" he regained his sight to see his bat hit him in the face launching him towards Yang, "Annnd it's a home run!" Deadpool was laughing, but stopped when he saw yellow locks of hair in Jr's hand, "Spidey. We. Have. To. Move! NOW!"

Spidey looked at him, "Do you have Spider sense too?"

Wade just stared at him, "No, but I have logic and fear." the two moved as they saw Yang's eye color change from lilac to red and she gained a golden glow around her body.

"Oh. My. God. She's a Super Saiyan!" Spidey and Deadpool just hid behind a counter as they watched Yang obliterate Jr and punched him out the window.

Yang stood over an unconscious Jr angry but stopped when she heard a voice, "Yang?" Yang looked to her right to see to see a young girl about fifteen, with black hair that turned red and silver eyes, wearing a black battle skirt with red trim, black boots, a belt with a rose pendant on it and around her torso was a red cloak, "What are you doing here?? ?" she asked again.

"Oh, hey Ruby. It's a long story."

"Let's start with the thousands of Lien worth of property damage you caused." the two heard a voice but didn't see who it was until he jumped down with a partner next to him, "or how you traumatized that poor Peter kid that only wanted your number." Spidey said.

"Oh God I forgot all about him, damn he was cute, next time I see him...if I see him I'll apologize. Where'd he go? Do ya know?" Yang asked.

"He's fine," Deadpool assured her, "he got the people the hell outta there, figured things were getting serious when the 'Amazing' Spider-Man showed up."

Ruby just stared at Spider-Man with stars in her eyes, "You're so cool, just like the heroes in the books Yang used to read to me!" she was excited to meet her hero.

"Just like one of my Japanese anime's." Deadpool said causing Spider-Man to laugh.

"How do you move around the city? You know with those ropes where do you keep them?" Ruby was curious. Spidey showed her his wrist. "I keep them in this web shooter." Ruby beamed at the idea, "what it is, is that I have this fluid that I made on my own that, once it hits the oxygen in the air, turns into the sticky rope that you see me swinging on." he demonstrated by shooting a web at the sign on the building that was ready to fall and pulled it down.

"Had to finish the job Huh?" Yang asked smirking.

"Doesn't compare to the thousands of Lien of hospital bills that you would have to pay to the men and this ass clown that you hurt." Deadpool said pointing at Jr.

"Hey, he started it!" retorted Yang.

"Actually, you started it, you threw the first punch." Spider-Man said chimed in.

"Who's side are you on?" Yang was blushing from the double team.

Spider-Man placed his arm around his mouth his elbow sticking out, "Justice!" he said in a Batman voice. Yang and Ruby looked confused, "oh, I guess only Wade and I would get that."

It was silent for a few minutes when Ruby broke the ice, "Soooo...could I have an autograph?"

"Autograph?" Spidey asked.

"Sure, I'd be happy to sign your sisters bazongas." Wade said with a devious smile. Yang looked at her chest then to Wade her face flushed. She kneed him in the groin, but something hard hit her knee, "OW, son of a- agh!"

"Don't worry it's not what you think," Wade pulled a gun out from his groin area, "yes that's a gun in my pocket, but that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you." Ba-zing.

Spidey looked at Wade, who was laughing his ass off, then to Yang, who was blushing too hard, then finally to Ruby, who just looked confused. "Wade we should get going, it sounds like you need to answer some questions for me."

Ruby was upset, "No autograph?"

"Sorry kid, maybe next time." with that Deadpool jumped on his back, "Hi Ho silver away!" he shouted and the two swung off into the night, until they had to turn right to get to their apartment.

"What an unlikely pair." Ruby mumbled.

"Come on," Yang said, "let's get you home before dad has a heart attack."

Back with the two swinging Deadpool asked a good question, "Hey where's Electro?" Spider-Man stopped on a building before realizing what had happened.

"I thought you had him!"

"No, and what about Jr, didn't you need to interrogate him or something?"

"Not with you because I realise you know more than you let on." The two get back to the dance club only to see Electro missing.

"Oh, God Dammit!" they sat in unison.