3 months later )
it's Been 3 months since I joined Hellsing, I was alone going with Alucard or Seras but it would always be with me acting the same
"OH MY GOD WERE BEING ATTACKED ...by zombies!" I shouted as I started screaming then seras came over to me
"What are you doing ?"
"Reading a book about zombies,"I told her as it was true, I was sitting on the ground reading a book as zombies was getting killed by my giant teddy bear
"and your bear is ..."
" don't worry Mr muffins knows how to do it" "
"(y/n) you've been acting weirder you normally do, is it because Sir integra took your phone away?"
"what? no, I'm ok now, it's not like I'm going crazy without my expensive Entertain thinking "
"really ?"
yeah ...I'm just ..stress " I said looking over to Mr muffins as he was ripping the legs and body parts off of them as blood was splattered everywhere
"I think Mr muffins got it," I said nodding my head, after the mission we came back to Hellsing, as I was about to head to my room I was stopped by Walter as he informed that sir integra wanted to speak to me. as I came into her office and she was not happy
"I didn't DO IT !" I screamed holding my hands up only for her to raise an eyebrow
"what did you do this time?" she asked as I looked around the room
"Nothing, and I certainly did not plan a bomb in the mansion to get back at you for taking my cell phone away," I said as she went into her drawer and pulled out a TNT bomb
"You mean this bomb?"
"Uh, that's not mine "
"(y/N)!"
"IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD A CHOICE OK !" I shouted as I dropped to my knees" I WANT MY CELL PHONE, PLEASE JUST GIVE IT BACK !" I cried as I laying on the ground sobbing integra deep sigh as she pinched the bridge of her nose
" You had one job to do and you couldn't even do that," she said as I was still crying on the ground, Walter looked to integra wanting to say something but didn't know full well that she would just say no.
"please stop it with your foolish crying, you're embarrassing yourself"
" I don't care, all I want is my cell phone"
" it's been 3 days and you can't even function without that measly device"
" but that measly device was all I had, since the day I turn 19" I said still crying " I remember when it was just a little flip phone and then it grew up to an iPhone 5" Walter and integra just looked at each other then back to me "I took pictures of its iPhone 4th birthday, how can you be so cruel" I said whimpering
"Alright I'll give you back your phone "
"You will?" I said jumping up off the ground
"Yes, until you can control yourself"
"I hate you, " I said unhappily as she just chuckled at me. I came into my room and threw myself on my bed, closing my eyes for a minute until I felt the bed sink making me open my eyes to see Alucard
"Hey red, whats up, " I said sitting up
"I heard you're little outburst with integra, how did it go ?"
"bad, she's good, but I'm even better," I said as I did an abracadabra motion with my hands making my cell phone appear
"nice" was all he said as then the door opened as Walter came in making me hide the phone
"alright hand it over"
"what are you talking?"
"you know what I'm talking about "
"Me, know what you're talking about...no I don't" Walter stood there crossing his arms as I sigh then held out the phone to him, he took it and left the room closing the door behind him
"I hate you " I growled as Alucard chuckled
" You need to work more on your tricks (y/n)"
"Yeah well ...I need my phone to do that"
"Do you really?"
"not really, but how can you function in this place without any fun?"
"you'll learn to live with it"
by the next day, we got to go to Badrick, for some training that Alucard wanted for Seras, I just tagged along because I wanted some fun as Seras as blasting the heads off of the zombies I was going crazy as I finally got my phone back, listing to the system of the down by B.Y.O.B
(WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?)
Barbarisms by Barbaras
With pointed heels
Victorious, victories, kneel
For brand new spanking deals
Marching forward hypocritic
And hypnotic computers
You depend on our protection
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth
La la la la la la la la la, oooooh
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine
I stop dancing as I saw I lost sight of Alucard and seras, thinking it was nothing I just carrying on walking down the long hallways soon coming to a stop when I saw a tall man at the end
"Hey Red, there you are " I shouted making my way over to him but he stopped when an uneasy feeling came over to me
"your not...red?" I asked scared as the guy turned to look at me as he had killed one of the zombies and his weapon was dripping with blood making me back away
"um, sorry the wrong guy I'll be on my way, " I said getting ready to run but he appeared in front of me stopping me in my tracks.
"Where do you think you're going "
"Oh crap"
skip fight seen and junk)