This is such a deep and interesting story. I particularly like the plot.
AN: im glad 2 see dat evry1 likd mi stori so i desided 2 rit da nex chapta now!111 No, unless you're referring to your imaginary friends
i wuz in jail. it wuz cold but i had a cot an a toylet an mi romatez nam wuz kiwan. i wuz sad. Poor Turtle.
"let mi out!11" i sed.
"no" he sed. This is soo deep
"why did yo put mi in here i didnt do aniting" i sed.
"bcuz ur a nigger an as u no we da police hate niggers" Um, not all police hate black people...
"U CANT US DAT WORD" sed kiwan
"yeh daz r word" i sed. No it isn't. And I'm sure most can actually spell a three letter word. O-U-R.
"nigger nigger niger" he sed an began 2 laff. Niger is country in Africa. Nye-jeer.
"well i no a word u mite like" i sed "DRAGEN!111111" den a dragen cam out. THE DRAGON IS BACK!
"!11111111111111111111111" he sed as the ragen began 2 eat him I hate it when I'm being eaten and all I can say is oneoneoneoneone.
"hes a blak magicon!1" sed anodder gard. Magicon sounds like a nerdy Harry Potter festival. Which I would totally go to.
"den i gess well haf 2 tak away his wand!1" sed annoder. an dey did. ...But he uses his voice. Cut his vocal chords out...
"now u cant us magic!1" sed kiwan "but i wish u did... dey dont feed niggas lik us in jail..." They feed EVERYONE in jail.
den i had an idea. "du u lik fried chickin" Jesus Christ.
"sho i do" he sed "but not all blak ppl lik fried chikin. dat wud be rassist" Jesus H. Christ eating pavlova.
"ok" i sed an pointed at da grund an sed "fried chickin" an dere it was. Jesus H. Christ eating pavlova while riding an elephant.
"hooooray!1111111111111111" sed kiwan. "ur da gratist wiserd iv eva nown!"
den... da fried chickin startd 2 chang... it wuz... VADERMORT!1111111111111 ONOZ! NAWT DA CHIKIN!111
"die" he sed but kiwan jumpd in da wai an his hed esploded! What just happened?
"beep" sed vadermort He;s turned into Roadrunner.
"turtle! get mi uzi! its i n mi left pokket!1" sed kiwan. Didn't his head explode? an i did. an i shot bullets on vadermort. Why not say, 'die,' or bring back the dragon?
"IM DIING!" sed vadermort. blod wuz goin evrywere.
"never trust a blak wizard" i sed. an i sed "DRAGEN" an dere wuz more blod evrywere. YES!
"AHHHH IM DIING EVEN MOR!11" sed vadermort. Holy shit this is better than being high.
den he fel on da grund ded. Oh boy...
"U KILLD VADERMORT!111" sed harry potter. Where did he come from?
"GUD JOB" sed magik jonson. "dat wuz dum. U fail"
den snap cam up an sed "cum 2 mi oriface" LOLOLOL. BEST. MALAPROPISM. EVER.
AN: but dunt worri dis is nut da last uv herd of darth vader!111 He wasn't in the story. Vadermort was. Is Darth Vader gonna avenge his son's death?