A/N: Thanks so much to everyone who reviewed! I didn't expect such a short little drabble series to get so many reviews already… 8'D You guys are awesome, seriously.

Oh, and these drabbles aren't necessarily in chronological order.

Sora was wandering around Castle Lampshade in search of Kairi when two things happened: his Bonus Time alarm blared from the nonexistent speakers, and Ven pounced on him. The brunette was literally knocked onto the clean-carpeted floor and summoned his keyblade in surprise.

"Ven?" He banished the Kingdom Key. "Doesn't Aqua get mad when you run in the halls?"

"Well… yeah." He rubbed his head sheepishly, springing off of Sora. "But Vani's after me because I killed some of his Prize Pods to make ice cream!"

"Can I help?" Sora asked. He could hear Ven's dark half storming down the hallway behind them.

"But you're about to Drop…" Ven's face lit up with an idea. "You can stall Vani until you Drop! Then you'll disappear, and he won't be able to hurt you, and I'll have time to run away!"

"That's a great idea!" Sora agreed. "But wait, he can't hurt you anyway, can he? There's the truce."

"We're not allowed to kill each other. Or give anyone scars," Ven added. "But we can still have Boss Battles like at the last castle."

"Oh." Sora didn't particularly want any more Boss Battles; he'd have to go back to one when he Dropped in a few minutes. "Hurry up and run, Vani's coming!"

"Thanks, Sora!" Ven called, sprinting off down the hall and barely rounding the corner before Vanitas charged through, roaring threats at his light half.

"Hey, Vani!" Sora had to yell to be heard over Vanitas's threats. The annoyingly cheerful greeting stopped him for a moment.

"I told you never to call me that!" He spat, summoning Void Gear.

That's a scary keyblade, Sora thought. "What're you doing?" Sora asked, ignoring Vanitas's anger.

"I'm going to chop off all of Ventus's precious hair. And I don't have anything against chopping off yours if you don't get your idiot self out of my way." He took up his battle stance, and Sora stepped back.

I'm going to drop in ten seconds… He's not gonna be able to give me a haircut like he did to Riku… Sora shuddered at the thought of how awfully Vanitas had cut Riku's hair after he accidentally used the black-haired teen's special hair gel. It still hadn't completely grown back before Dream Drop Distance started, and now the silverette had to deal with hordes of angry fangirls bemoaning the loss of his silky locks.

Suddenly there was silence. No blaring alarms. Just Vanitas's angry gold glare and growing smirk.

"Looks like I've got more time to punish you than I thought." The smirk morphed into an all-out evil grin, and Vanitas charged.

"Riku, did you have to use a Drop-Me-Not now!?" Sora yelled as he fled down the hallway from a rampaging Vanitas.

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When Sora finally dropped back into his Boss Battle with Wargoyle, his clothes were extremely disheveled with many rips and gashes in them, but his spikes of hair were completely intact.

A/N: Another short one. ^^ Ven and Sora annoy Vanitas by calling him Vani a lot.