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Fullmetal diaries
Fullmetal, Blood Gulch field prison 521.
Well, that was quite a blast and I should know, I am the greatest demolition expert and stealth marksman who ever lived. It began when the Orderlies rushed out of their base waving their arms and scream as they tried to warn the Pelican away. I suppose the guy thought they wanted to get picked up so he landed. Big mistake on his part.
It was then Odaroo gave Eskimo the signal the perv got a bead on the cargo ship and fired a shell at it... and missed. How do you miss a hovering cargo ship carrying a heavy load of weapons, supplies, and three new rookies in full body armor. Nothing for us since we're supposed to be starving until we trade guns for food.
A second shot from the tank nailed the Pelican's starboard side, causing it to crash into the side of the canyon before sliding to a halt near the Orderly's base along the canyon wall. The pilot made it out and took some pot shots at us with his pistol as he ran for the safety of the base. The rookies who were strapped inside were not expecting an attack via tank and scrambled to the base after the more seasoned pilot. I would have sold my soul just to see their faces when they came upon the three local Orderlies in the buff. Oh yeah, we stole all their clothes and burned what we didn't want. Ha ha ha. Three years without a change of underwear and even I wanted some new tighty-whities.
Armed with our best weapons we went through the caves and snuck around the canyon walls to surround the Southern base, we needed to pin them down so that we could get the tank over there safely and tow that sucker over to the base for repairs. I want out of this place. Most of all I want the Blue army's chief general's head on a platter. Being stuck in this place has been a living hell!
While Eskimo and Higgo were busy driving the tank over and hooking it up to the Pelican, the rest of us we buying time discussing the terms of a BS cease fire so 'no one has to die today'. Things weren't going so well. By now the Greens had conversed enough to tell each other that the Pelican's radio was their only contact to HQ and weren't about to budge on their demands to use the radio. Odaroo bantered back and forth for a few more minutes before signaling the rest of the gang to pelt the base with everything we had. The idea was to scare the living crap out of them but that only worked for as long as we shot at them.
Once we stopped those hot headed rookies stormed out, guns blazing. Funny thing is the first one of them that ran out ran straight into Keeper's line of fire and caught one in the shoulder. That sent the little boogers into a panic and they started diving behind rocks, shooting at where we had been camped out. By this time Eskimo and the ever-so quick witted Higgo had attached the winch that been taken off the warthog and was slowly being dragged back to our base.
Not really interested in killing these newbies, Odaroo gave the order to fall back. But truth be told we only follow his orders half the time. Before anyone could say anything Eskimo pointed the tank's turret back at the Southern base and fired, sending another rookie to his grave. The sight of the tank's awesome power was enough to send the others hiding in their base and we were free to keep the damaged Pelican.
Mjolnir's currently working on our ticket out of here and the rest of us are keeping a sharp eye on that base across the canyon. Right now I here Satanic crying because Mjolnir had to scavenge parts from the Banshee to get the Pelican working again. No more buzzing around the canyon and getting shot at by the automated gun placements for him. We may have the Pelican and the vehicles, but the Orderlies got themselves new supplies and weapons. This isn't going to be easy but I bet we're going to get out of here. I'm more worried about how we're going to keep Khan with us, the guy'll kill us in our sleep if his tranqs wear off. But still I can see how he'd be useful, set him loose in a battlefield and he'll kill everything. We once let him loose in the caves and he killed everything down to the last ant. I'm serious.
Od may have his 'plan' but I've got my own. I'll be back later, I'm going to set off some grenades just outside the Orderly's latrine. Not right away, I'm going to wait for one of them to come out to use it. Good times come to those who wait.
--Craig, Prisoner number 5217