"If I could write a song

To make you fall in love

I would already have you up under my arm

I used to pull all my tricks,

I hope you like this

But you probably won't

You think you're cooler than me."

"You used to be so cute when you were little."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, you couldn't talk."

I glared at my dad. What a bastard! I bet he wasn't as cute as me when he little. I bet he was downright jealous. I mean, I still am extremely cute! Look at me, the girls come flocking to me, going Kyaah Kyaah Zero!...awh crap. I'm starting to sound like Ichiru, that smug bastard.

Speaking of Ichiru, here he comes. I can smell his self adoration from here. Something he gets from daddy deareast. But who can blame them? Us Kiryu boys are pretty damn hot. He sat next to me, throwing both arms around my neck,like the weirdo he is.

"Oh brother, I for one think you are adorable! You just look like me!"

See what I mean?

My dad smirked. I could see his evil plan forming in his eyes. I internally cringed.

"Oh Ichiru, stop hitting on your brother and try to find a date outside the family."

Ichiru didn't miss a beat. He sighed. "Yeah," he said, taking his arms off from around my neck. "I wouldn't want to make it awkward for Zero and that Kuran Kid. Wouldn't want them to break up, would we?"

Wait...what?

My dad gave a slight smile and sighed. "I suppose you're right"

"Am I in some sort of relationship I wasn't aware of?" I asked irratated.

"The fact that you and Kaname are dating is not a secret, you know." dad said bluntly.

Who is Kaname? I don't know a Kaname. Maybe I met her and forgot? Eh, might as well go along with it, they won't let it up.

"Is she hot?" I asked.

Ichiru and dad shared a glance then started to laugh. Huh? What did I say?

"What?" I asked

"I mean, I guess he's I don't really dig him, the way you do." Ichiru explained.

"What do you mean?"

"Kaname Kuran is a boy."

"No! That's a girl name" I argued.

"Apparently, not for the Kurans." my dad added, looking satisfied. His plan to embarrass me worked. Goddamit, why couldn't my dad be normal?

I suddenly blushed. My brother and dad accused me of dating some hot (according to Ichiru) Kuran boy I never met before. Why the hell was I blushing? I wasn't even embarrassed!

"Awh, how cute! He's blushing!" Ichiru gushed.

"Shut up!" I shouted, my blush getting redder.

"You must really like Kaname! You guys should have kids someday!" he said, pinching my cheeks.

"I would rather have kids with you than some pureblood with a girl name!"

I then realized my mom standing there, face blank. Probably horrified. I wondered how long she's been standing there.

"I will not allow incest in this family again." and with that, she left.

Ichiru and I froze.

Again?

First thing I would like to say is to reread chapter one if you haven't already! I rewrote it yesterday because I wasn't too happy with it! I think it's a lot better!

I am soooo sorry Esmeralda Kitty Cat, I keep trying to write the picnic story, but it turns into something else! When I started this chapter out on paper, I was supposed to be the picnic chapter but I get soooo off topic. But Trust me! I will write it!

The song is called Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner. I do not own.

It's time for rewards!

Taykinn has requested specially for no Kaname. Good choice!

Taykinn: receives Chibi Zero.

Esmeralda Kitty Cat: receives Chibi Zero

SoulReaper Rukia has demanded a Chibi Zero and Kaname!

SoulReaper Rukia: recieves Chibi Zero and Kaname.

Make sure you keep them in separate cages and feed them twice a day! Good luck!

Aido: WHY NO CHIBI ME?

Me: Umm...I dunno. Nobody asked.

Aido: is crying

Anyway, You guys rock! I always get so happy when I get reviews! I'm happy to say that Kiryu Family Stories almost has 800 hits! Yay! :3 You also said you actually read and like the lyrics which make me happy! I usually don't read lyrics when their in stories but I like to put them in. They usually have something to do with the story!

Question of the chapter: Do you like to read ahead in any mangas online or do you like to wait for the book to come out wherever you live?

I read ahead online :3 The site I go on update Vampire Knight once a month! Hehe :3 :3 :3

Review and you will receive...gift of your choice! Just ask for it in your review! Thanks :3

Disclaimer: I do not own Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner or Vampire knight.