Hello! I'm sorry to you people who thought this was a real chapter... well I thought you needed an update. I WILL BE CONTINUEING THIS STORY!!! I am just a little stuck. So I've enlisted in the help of Evilhunterperson! She is going to help me with the story.

Kelsey Goode: Glad you think so. I'm terrible at writing romance (since I don't personally believe in love...but I guess Max and Fang do) but I'm glad it wasn't too sappy

Evilhunterperson: Why am I writing this if I am going to PM you later anyway?

Fang's My Brother: Well that was short,but a review non the less

123-Cat-Cat-321- More fax luvage! it makes me happy :D

amongthewinged: I LIKE THIS NAME TOO! I need to start a list :P ahhhh, but you know I don't do sappy! Or you should, because I don't. I feel so evil! haha, it feels good!

READ MY OTHER STORIES!!! please? they need love. Especially my new ones, "THE FLOCK CAN'T EAT CHICKEN" and "LEAVE ME ALONE!". I really don't know why I have all the capitals. Grabs attention I guess. Well, you should read them. Since I can't have a chapter of AN, I will give you a mini story:

It had been 70 years since the flock had saved the world. Now they were living in a retirement home.

"I WANNA WATCH WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!" Gazzy yelled. He was running around waving a hockey puck in the air, but nobody paid attention to him. He was crazy anyway.

"Did you know that when I was born, they put bird DNA in me?" Nudge asked nobody in particular. She used to talk a lot, but now that's all she said.

"Yes, yes, we know." Fang said, paying no attention. In his old age, his beautiful black hair had disappeared, so now his head was bald and shiny. He and Angel were playing Go Fish. When she was younger, it would have been pointless, because she could read minds, but Angel had lost that power, and now she could only get local radio stations in her head.

"KETCHUP IN MY POWDER WIG!" Iggy yelled. He often yelled random things at random moments. The flock was used to it by now. Not only was he blind, but now he was nearly deaf too.

"Mhmmm Ig." Max said half heartedly. She was almost asleep. Then she realized she had to use the bathroom. Using her Hover-round motorized wheelchair, she wheeled herself to the bathroom. While trying to use the bathroom, she fell in the toilet. She was too tired to call for help, so she fell asleep, halfway in the toilet, where she was forgotten for the night.

Back in the living room, Gazzy was swinging the hockey stick around like a baton. He hit himself in the head, and fell down unconscious, but nobody noticed or cared.

"Did you know that when I was born, they put bird DNA in me?" Nudge asked again.

"Go fish." Angel said. Suddenly, she began rocking and swaying in her chair. She was listening to music, and didn't want to play any more, so Fang declared himself winner.

"I am the champion of all things fishy!" He called in triumph.

"THE TREE BIT MY SPLEEN! MERMAIDS UNITE!" Iggy screamed.

"Did you know that when I was born, they put bird DNA in me?"

"SHUT UP NUDGE!" Fang screamed. Out of nowhere, a ninja/warlock/pimp appeared.

"I command you to rub my feet, and I will let you live!" He called to Fang. Fang looked at him closely. He wasn't very attractive, so Fang didn't want to. If he was attractive, Fang would have said yes. He was usually into the ninja/warlock/pimp type.

"No way." He said. The ninja/warlock/pimp walked up to him.

"Because you refused, I will give you one more chance to live. If you come away to Funafuti with me, and become my bride, I won't kill you." Fang shrugged.

"Sure, why not." There was a poof and they were gone. The only ones left in the home was Angel, who was still bobbing around to her old person music, Nudge, who had finally fallen asleep, Gazzy, who was still unconscious on the floor, and was now not breathing, and Iggy, who yelled...

"DON'T ABUSE FLAPJACKS! IT'S MY GUMMY BEAR YOU LICKING COW NAMED BATMAN!" And Max, who could be heard snoring in the bathroom.

Um, yeah! Sorry, I'm just really bored! Ummmmm, I have a quick question:

•If you take a waffle, and pour pancake batter into the squares, does it make a paffle? or a wafcake? I really need an answer to this. And even though it is three o' clock in the morning, I am going to test this theory. Usually I would tell you to review, but this story I really don't care about. Unless you are reviewing on the paffle/wafcake issue. Then it is totally nessacary.

Don't forget to check out my other stories!

Luv forever (not 'and ever' because that is just to big of a commitment)

~NP. Or MK. I don't even know what I'm calling myself now~