20. I know killing everyone is pointless with Frisk around, but sometimes I just kill people out of habit, y' know? No one's gonna go around calling ME a crybaby. No, sir! I let them have it. I don't even care if it's Frisk. He's so busy trying to fix me. I'm busy trying to break him. I tried that the first couple of weeks I was here. Obviously, it didn't work out. He'd RESET every time.
Now he's giving me music. He thinks THAT is going to calm me down. Yeah, right. Because this song about grabbing booties is REALLY making me calm right now. Idiot.
I gotta admit though, it's better than Napstablook's music. Or Mettaton's. Mettaton has a singing voice, but I don't think he knows how to sing. I remember Mettaton trying to audition for The X Factor several weeks ago. One of the guy judges said that he almost shattered his glass of water from how bad he was. I had to laugh. He went to our house before the audition to practice and he broke my pot. That was fun. I killed him, but before that I told him that he had no talent. Frisk scolding me after the fact only proves the lack of intelligence he has. I mean, isn't it better to have your friends be blunt with you than some renowned critic judge you in front of millions and millions of viewers? Some of those viewers have never even seen Mettaton! He couldn't even get that many viewers if he tried. Frisk and the others tried to get him to stop, but that fool wouldn't listen to us. They were more polite than I was, but still. And now that I think about it, he probably knew what he was doing. After the audition, he got a contract from this big production group and now he and some other monsters have their own show. It won't be out for at least several months, but whatever.
And by the way Mettaton, autotune does NOT count as true talent.
Author's Note: Hey guys! Thanks for all the great reviews! I was actually so surprised to wake up and find like 3 reviews at the same time. I was like "WOOOOOAH DUUUUUUDE!" That's NEVER happened before, so that's amazing! At least for me. Anyway, I was so excited to put up the next chapter today! AND I'm very happy to say that this story is completed! The whole document in itself is about 15K words. As well, most chapters seem to be long enough that I could post once a day. That will start on Wednesday.
See ya, soon! ;P