Disclaimer:…. I obviously do not own Ninja Turtles. Peter Lair and Kevin Eastman do.

The Writer was frantic – she needed to find her missing fellow writer, and fast, for reasons that cannot be disclosed in narration. She needed to find someone – not so much for help, but so she could describe to the readers why all of this whacked-up shit was going on.

But she had to think – who were the characters in TMNT that were so useless they didn't even have offensive stereotypes and misconceptions?

She went to Angel's place; she opened the door, strolled in went up into Angel's room; of course even though Angel is a preteen/teenager, and those things typically have a lot of homework and stiudying that they don't do, Angel was in fact, doing nothing. It was almost as though she'd been waiting there the whole time for something interesting to happen to her. And we all know interesting things only happen to people when they meet the turtles, it's f*cking logic.

"You see Angel," The Writer said the preteen casually, as if she had not just broke into her house "I am from the internet – well, actually I'm from the real world, and this world is kind of the internet."

"…" Angel didn't reply, she, like anyone else in her position, grabbed the phone so she could call the police.

"Wait, wait!" The Writer said and took the phone; she took off her disguise of the trench coat and fedora, she had blonde hair and blue eyes "Don't call the police, let me introduce myself."

"You just broke into my house, yo; that ain't cool." Angel replied, actually talking for once.

"…. Do you really have anything else going on?" The Writer asked skeptically; when Angel didn't answer, The Writer introduced herself "My name is Second Daughter of Eve, call me Eve though, I'm a Fanfiction enthusiast and writer. However, a couple days ago, there was a problem between the TMNT Canon universe in Fanfiction…."

Angel looked at Eve weirdly; why did she just trail off and not finish her statement? "And this problem was…?" Angel inquired.

"You see," Eve continued "a couple of the writers from TMNT had a get-together; we laughed, told stories, had nice condiments and stayed up really late -"

"In translation, you guys were getting drunk, smoking weed and raising hell?" Angel asked, Eve looked at her as if she was crazy.

"No! We were actually doing everything I just said."

"…. Wow, that is really lame." Angel snorted, earning her the hated 'pissed Author' glare that stopped affecting fanfic writers when they realized it was only through text.

"Anyways," Eve continued "then we got on the subject of Turtle/OC stories – while most of us weren't particular fans of them, one of us had an especial hatred for them while another one of us was actually writing one. They got into an argument, then a physical fight – which resulted in one of them throwing a laptop at the other – the other went inside of the laptop."

"… How?" Angel asked; being more street-smart than book-smart, Angel was not exactly the best science student, but she was pretty sure it was impossible for someone to physically be trapped in the internet – there was, however, a similar mental synopsis called 'Imadorkwithnolife-itis'.

"It appears," Eve paused for dramatic effort and narrowed her eyes, in a fashion similar to George Clooney, "that we had broken the fourth wall."

"The what?" Angel asked – of course she didn't know what the fourth wall was, she was a largely unimportant TMNT character.

"Look will you help me find my missing friend or not?" Eve snapped – this would have been too hard to explain. Sure, you could know what the fourth wall was, but you couldn't explain it.

"And I should help you because…..?" Angel rose an eyebrow – because apparently people could do that.

"I dunno." Eve shrugged "I mean, you could do it to get back at the fanfic writers."

"What have the 'fanfic writers' even done to me?"

"Well…." Eve grinned evilly, then went to explain how important Angels character was in Fanfiction "When your not be abused or raped, your only ever shown to have romantic relationships with the turtles."

"….EWWW!" Angelo cringed; turtles? What kind of girl did these writers take her for?

"And I remember one fanfic including you in a threesome with two of them." Even told her, that was the drop that ran the cup and then some.

Sorry updating took so long - Ive been busy! Graduation is comming up, and if I don't get good grades (which I did get for the first half of the last semester, thank god) then my dad will make me commit sepukku! Or chop me into little pieces and cook them into soup... The sad thing is that It'd be good soup. So I avoided using my laptop for a while.

Too bad, I'm not exactly proud of this chapter...

Oh, the winner was 'Second Daughter of Eve'