I'm Back! Again...lol...
After this chapter, and the next, I will have no more of this story typed.
Does that mean I will discontinue it?
NEVER!
Not until I'm done.
Your job now?
Help me pick the next victims of this insanity!
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Fugisaki nearly leapt out of his skin as K placed a hand on his shoulder.
"K-san! Uh...nothing... forget it. Really..." He stuttered, looking up at the blonde, who was clearly not convinced.
"So... avoiding confrontation are we? Must I confiscate the document you are withholding from me, or will you politely, and safely, tell me what it contains?" K smirked and put his hands on his hips.
Fugisaki paled.
"Well... uh... you see..." He stumbled.
"Yeah? Get on with it! Or do I have to persuade you further?" He laughed as his hand inched towards his gun holster.
Fugisaki jumped and shook his head frantically.
"No! No, no, no! It's fine! Well, you see... I was making a list of the simple things that amuse me... it's nothing... just ten little things, and they're quite private...if you don't mind... I had nothing else to do while Shindou takes his sweet time to write our song, so it wasn't as though I was slacking off..."
K blinked.
"Thing's that amuse you?" He raised an eyebrow.
"Y-yes sir..." Fugisaki paled and began to slowly inch away from the American, clutching his list to he chest.
K smiled.
"Well, if that's all then, carry on! I'll just... go amuse myself with other activities!" K laughed and turned back out of the room.
Fugisaki blinked, sinking to the floor in relief..
"Why do I know such strange people..."
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Sitting in his security 'layer' underneath NG, K grinned as he glanced down at the note pad in front of him.
"Leave it to the Boss Man's cousin to think up something fun to do! Let's see now..." he trailed off, chewing on his eraser.
Amusements? Plenty!
1- First off, my #1 favorite in activities is pumping mindless idiots full of lead! Watch the bystanders (which are never innocent...) Flee!
"Heh..." He grinned
2-Leather, feathers, fur.
Know who I mean?
Great guy, great guy... very, VERY amusing... Gotta love the boss man...
Speaking of Tohma, he hadn't seen him in the building at all today...
He flicked on the security screens that made up the walls of his chambers.
Nope...
No Seguchi is the vicinity...
He frowned.
Oh well...
3- Livin' life to the Harlem beat... nothing beats growing up in a war-zone of criminals.
Ah... New York... good times...
4- Ark.
Ex-fellow CIA member, bodyguard, and...children's book writer!
Always was a softy down deep... damn gorilla...
K chuckled.
Who would have ever thought that the guy had a soft spot for kids?
Too bad his own hated his guts, as the poor kid had to spend most days with the man, driving him nuts.
"Ah... fun, fun!"
5- Producer man! Needs serious psychological help, but a funny guy none the less. He should be grey by now... he doesn't react too well to my methods...heh... I keep waiting for the day that my antics set him off into cardiac arrest...I should have Seguchi 'revive' him...
6- Reiji's Panda. Wonderful piece of artillery!
Too bad it's in the form of a fluffy animal... definitely not suitable for a man... had enough fluffy influence from the rabbit...
K paused momentarily.
He sincerely hoped Ryuichi never got it into his head that a giant Kumagoru robot was needed in the universe...
Although...
Kumagoru vs. Panda-chan would be an excellent battle...
No!
He shook the thoughts from his head before his imagination could get ahead of him.
'Must forget all thoughts of giant robots in animal form...we are NOT Power Rangers...'
7- My wife.
She knows me so well! Just yesterday she sent Ark (he's apparently now her errand boy...-laughs-) to give me a gift she bought! A brand new, perfectly shiny and accurate Ruger P Series LG-389! Lasers, whoot!
-Huggles the pretty gun...-
"Damn Ark gets to be around her all the time too... Bastardic manwhore..."
8- Ninjas.
Don't ask...
-Nervous laugh-
K blinked as he glanced at one of the many security screens in front of him to see Sakano cleaning Tohma's office in the man's absence.
On days that Tohma Seguchi was missing, Sakano frequently took to doing errands in the man's office.
He believed it was because Sakano thought he could FEEL Tohma's essence in the room even though he was gone.
Creepy little man...
Only...
This time, in the process of sweeping, he was... singing into the broom.
K blinked once again.
"See... this is why he's so damn amusing...heh..."
9- Ryuichi. As much as I hate to admit it, he scares people more than I do... Sadly...
He even gets Seguchi going... damn him for his bravery...
I love the guy, he's always been a good time. He seems to just attract the action! Damn fanboys and girls flocking around him... The perfect target practice! I only wish people higher up would tempt me...
-sigh-
10- Bubble wrap.
A pleasure to pop, and even more so when used to bound and gag a prisoner! Missed my chance to have my fun with Shuichi... damn that Yuki for putting a stop to it...
K sighed and looked down at his list, then back up at the screen where Sakano had begun to dance as he swept and sung.
"Hmm...Maybe I should Spread the happy...then again, maybe tomorrow...this is too funny to interrupt. Needs popcorn..." K grinned as he reached into one of the side cabinets, pulling out a bag of the wanted popcorn, then he tossed it into the microwave at his side.
"What a show!"
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I think this story has the shortest chapters out of any of my stories... guess it'
s because I deal with minimal characters and plot lines per chapter...
Some of the later chapters may ve more longish though... I have more plans for this story other than lists :)
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