Dan was sitting in math class yet again.
He tapped his fingers on the desk.
He rolled a little rubber ball back and forth underneath everybody's desks with Izek.
He scratched his head to see if he could force himself to get dandruff.
He chuckled realizing dandruff had his name at the beginning.
Needless to say, he was bored.
He really didn't have anything else to do… so he made up his mind to extend his list to 200 THINGS! He wanted to get a world record.
111. Answer the teacher's questions in slow motion.
112. Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning.
113. Ask your professor personal questions.
114. Every time the professor finishes talking clap.
115. Call the professor "Mom" or "Dad."
116. Pretend to be scared of everything.
117. Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the professors.
118. Write out a detailed plan on how to conquer the world.
119. Wink at the teacher or at random people.
120. Smile the whole lesson like you are having the time of your life.
121. When the teacher enters the room give a low bow.
122. After class ask your teacher casually to direct you to the potions room.
123. Fake flashbacks.
124. Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts.
125. Write an anonymous love note to the teacher or a student you don't know and place it on their desk when they are not looking.
126. Before you leave class ask the teacher for a refund.
127. Act like a nerd and snort or pretend you are a gangster.
128. Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem
129. Stare at one object in the classroom the entire lesson
130. In your math textbook rate and review the lessons as if they are movies. (Five stars! A truly thrilling explanation of the quadratic formula!) But probably more negative.
That is right people! 200! This story is so fun I couldn't stop!
I didn't really have enough reader ideas to post yet. Keep them coming so I will!
I got some of these ideas of the internet and changed them a bit. Just wanted to say that so it is not considered plagiarism. Like they say, "Plagiarism is stealing one persons idea. Research is stealing ideas from multiple people."
Super-bowl week! Go Packers! I love football. My football team went to the state championship this year! We lost, but I was still happy. The commercials were great! Especially the Dorito ones! What was your favorites?
PLEASE REVEIW! I check my email like every two minutes just waiting for one!
Have a super learning day! (That is what they say EVERYDAY after the morning announcements for school. They don't even say it with any enthusiasm! It annoys the stuffing out of me! And I don't even HAVE stuffing. Luckily, it is my turn to do morning announcements next week so I am going to say something really interesting. Any suggestions?)
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Alex Almighty