Yo! Sorry for the wait! I've been busy with exams got my finals now so updates my be slow or none existent for a while but I will pick it up afterwards again.
Now on with the story!
Ch6
"Oh yeah Yuuji I forgot to tell you the gas has been shut off so there's no hot water" yelled Akihisa to the bathroom where Yuuji was screaming bloody murder. He and Leo sat on the couch playing games at the moment; the idiot wore a white top with dark pink on the arms and shoulders with dark blue slacks. The ruffian of the two wore a red top that read 'I'm not Perfect just Awesome' with black shorts.
"At this point I'm not going to ask how you can go through life without the basic necessities" said Leo hitting a few buttons to combo take-down Akihisa's character.
"It's an acquired skill my friend" said Akihisa with a grin making Leo laugh.
"Your idiotic ways are amusing" he said as the bathroom door was slammed open by a fuming Yuuji who was clad in only a towel.
"How the hell am I supposed to take a shower with no hot water?!" he yelled at the brown haired boy who tried to defuse the situation.
"Well if you start by numbing up your arms and legs, eventually you can wash your head and all other important junk" with that he turned back to the game to see his character get beaten "What?! No fair! I was talking!"
"All's fair in showers and wars" said Leo with a shrug.
"That wasn't a real question you moron it was hypodermic one!" yelled Yuuji bringing their attention back to the situation at hand.
"I think you're using that word wrong" said Akihisa with a sweat drop then looked like he came up with a an idea "Oh I know why don't you take a shower to clear your head"
"I'm not gonna freeze my butt of just because you're a gas less tool!" yelled Yuuji a tick mark on his forehead.
"Well he ain't the sharpest tool" said Leo going through the options in the game.
"Nobody asked you!" yelled Akihisa.
"Seriously man you got no hot water, no food" said Yuuji now fully dressed and in Akihisa's kitchen "How can you live like this?"
"Don't be such a jerk it's not like I'm surviving on nothing, I've got stuff to eat" argued the idiot.
"Yeah, because everybody starts their day with olive oil" said Leo taking down Akihisa's character again "Bet there's nothing in his fridge right Yuuj?" the shark toothed boy called to Yuuji who looked in the fridge.
"Ha shows what you know I've got stuff in there!" said Akihisa jumping up and pointing at Leo who dead panned.
"And that is?"
"A green bag of funk" said Yuuji.
"Point exactly" said Leo pushing Akihisa back down.
The red haired boy walked over to the dining room table where he left the plastic bag he brought with him.
"So Yuuji what're you going to eat?" asked Akihisa turning the console off.
"Hey! Oh come on!" yelled Leo chucking the controller onto the table in front of him.
"Everything you see here minus the chopsticks" said Yuuji pulling out food from his plastic bag.
"Are you serious!" yelled Akihisa getting the twos attention "the only thing you're leaving me to eat are the chopsticks?!"
"Were you seriously gonna eat those things?" asked Yuuji with a sweat drop.
"Better than eating plastic" said Leo grabbing the bag he brought with him that was leaned against the couch.
"Wait are you gonna share with me?" asked Akihisa with a happy look on his face thinking that the boy would share the cooking that his, goddess of cooking, sister made.
"Touch my food and suffer a horrible death" said Leo getting a dark murderous look that Akihisa choose wisely to move away from.
"Calm down I won't let you eat wood for lunch and I don't want to eat the noodles with my fingers" said Yuuji taking more food out of the bag "Diet Cola, Diet Jell-O and diet noodles"
"I don't need to go on a diet!" yelled Akihisa holding up the food.
"Just trying to keep you healthy with all the junk you've been eating" said the red haired boy with a smirk.
"I don't remember if you remember our conversation earlier but I have no food!" Akihisa sulked.
"Seriously have you never heard of beggars can't be choosers" dead-panned Leo nibbling on some of the food Mitsu made for him.
"You should know that a diet of oil and sugar isn't healthy" said Yuuji.
"It's better than starving!" yelled the boy dropping the healthy food on the table "Why don't I take that healthy food and shove it up your *beep*"
Leo held up his phone on which an app called 'Swearing be gone' was present.
"Let's keep this fight clean aight" he said turning around in his seat on the couch to watch the fight that was about to erupt.
"You wanna go" said Yuuji holding up a fist towards Akihisa who stood tall.
"Yeah, gotta say I've been dreaming of taking you down for a while now Yuuji" said the idiot.
"That's fine, give it your best shot" the two took both drinks and held it at the ready.
All was quiet save for Leo chewing softly.
"Fight" he said in an announcer's voice making the two jump into action and started shaking their drinks.
The battle that ensured was a very epic and food wasting one…
"You know…" said Leo chewing on a piece of shrimp well looking at the two who were on the floor food covering them "I would like to know what the two of you get from cracking each-others skulls open?"
"Nothing…" Akihisa mumbled getting up into a sitting position "I'm all sticky-"
"That's what she said" said Leo with a chuckle.
"I need a shower but you can go first if you want Yuuji"
"I'm not taking a shower here" said Yuuji walking past Akihisa.
"Where are you gonna go then?" the boy on the floor asked.
"Some place where they've heard a thing called hot water" he said going through the front door.
"Wow no way" said Leo crouched in front of Akihisa "He picked you up by your face? That's epic"
"Yeah and now we gotta clean up that enormous pool by ourselves" grumbled the idiot well Leo grinned.
"Wonder if gramps was a wrestler back in the day?" he said imagining their homeroom teacher dressed like a Luchador and started laughing uncontrollably.
"Cheer up pal" said Yuuji "Iron Man said that as long as we clean the stupid thing we're free to use it" he turned to Kouta "Wanna help Kouta?"
"Not interested" said the boy looking at some photos.
"We were gonna talk to the girls to get them to come along" said Yuuji.
"Where's my brush and when do I clean?" he said with sparkles all around his being.
"Sounds like fun I'll join as well" said Hideyoshi.
"Hey Yoshii" the boy felt the back of his head resting against something soft which confused him.
"Huh, what this…" he turned his head and had his face smothered. He looked up and saw Himeji smiling down at him.
"Hey what's with that silly face?" she asked seeing Akihisa had a blissful look on his face.
"Oh nothing, just found utopia" he said.
"No fair Mizuki" said Minami with a pout "that's a move neither I nor Yuuko could pull off"
"Huh?" the girl tilted her head in confusion and unconsciously pulled Akihisa closer.
"Er, Himeji" Leo called getting her attention "I think Yoshii's suffocating" he said pointing to the squirming Akihisa.
"Oh my!" she let go making Akihisa fall to the floor in a panting heap "Yoshii are you ok?"
"I'm fine…" said the boy with his spirit leaving his mortal body.
"Big boobs…" said Leo standing up with church robes on "a gift to all men but a curse as well, can I get an Amen!"
"Amen!" the group turned around to seeing the rest of the class sitting on the floor fanning themselves with fans that had 'Oppai' written on them.
"But we do not forsake the small breasts for they are also a gift bestowed upon us by the great god of boobs in the sky! Can I get an Amen my brothers!"
"Amen!"
"And now great God of Boobs, we send this boy-no-this man, who has been to the promise land but has not survived, up to your great boobiness in the sky! Can I get an Amen!"
"Amen!" most of the guys were now shedding tears. With that Akihisa's soul drifted up to heaven with a happy look on its face.
"Paradise!" it cheered.
"Be strong my brother!" cried Leo as Minami walked over and grabbed the soul and stuffed it back into Akihisa.
"No! Paradise!" the boy cried out curling into a ball and shedding tears.
"Geez" Minami sighed well Himeji still looked confused as to what was going on.
"Ok" said Yuuji getting back on track "then all that's left is the girls outside the class"
"Yuuka and Mikami have been begging me to take them to the beach as of late so I guess this is better than that" said Leo ditching the church robes "besides I finally get to see them in those sexy bikinis they bought for summer" he started drooling.
"I'm assuming that Shouko is coming as well right?" asked Akihisa looking at Yuuji.
"Of course man" he said.
"Huh? I expected you to refuse to bring her with but it seems she's growing on you huh?" the boy placed his hand of Akihisa's shoulder.
"Dude, I want you to think about this…what would happen if she found out I didn't invite her"
"Death" the rest of the group said.
'All though…'
'Don't you dare!'
'Shouko in a bikini'
'Damn you!'
"I see" said Akihisa.
"Yuuko said she's coming along as well" said Himeji putting her phone away.
"Awesome then we're all set"
(That Saturday)
Akihisa walked down the hallway heading towards where everybody was supposed to meet. He looked up towards the ceiling with a happy look on his face.
'Oh man, I get to see all three of my girlfriends in swim suits' he thought getting a tiny nose bleed 'it's still kinda weird say that' he thought tilting his head to the side.
'But, come on! I got not one, not two but THREE girlfriends!' he sighed in bliss.
"Yo Akihisa" he turned his head to see Leo walking up with a bag slung over his shoulder and Mitsu holding his hand with a bag on her back.
"Oh hey Leo, Mitsu" he greeted them.
"Hello big brother's friend" greeted Mitsu as the three walked down the hallway together.
"Oh you don't have to be so formal with me Mitsu" said Akihisa smiling at her making her blush holding her brother's hand closer "just call me Akihisa"
"Ok…Aki-hisa" she said it like she was testing out a new language for the first time.
"You don't need to say it like that" said the boy with a sweat drop.
"Eh, cut her some slack she's not used to being friendly with others" said Leo as they turned a corner "Both of us were shut-ins for most of our lives"
"That's…"
"Hey there are the others" said the shark toothed boy pointing to some of the people gathered in the meeting place. They were, Kouta, Hideyoshi, Yuko and Himeji.
"Hey Yoshii" greeted Himeji smiling at the boy who waved back at his two girlfriends.
"Hey you two" he said stopping in front of them "Perfect weather for swimming am I right?"
"Yeah we really lucked out" said Yuko shifting her bag on her shoulder "I had to go out and buy a new swimsuit"
'Oh man I wonder what it is' said Akihisa with some drool, imaging her in a very revealing outfit.
"Hey, big stupid head!" the boy got jumped from behind by Hazuki, falling to the ground "I missed you so much!"
"Oh hey Hazuki" said Akihisa smiling at the girl who saw Mitsu, who was trying to hide behind her brother.
"Mitsu!" she called running over to embrace her, very reluctant best-friend "Yay!" she cheered.
"Sorry Aki" said Minami helping the boy up and kissed his cheek as an apology "She kept freaking out about coming so I brought her along"
"Eh, it's alright" said Leo as Mikami and Yuuka embraced him on either side and kissed his cheeks, making him grin "at least Mitsu has a playmate"
Mitsu was glaring at Mikami and Yuuka trying to set them alight in her mind.
"Well this is everyone" said Yuuji appearing with Shouko at his side "Let's all go get changed and met out by the pool in a few" with that the two genders split off.
Hazuki ran over to Akihisa's side and Mitsu was reluctant to leave her brother's side.
"Hold up kid" said Akihisa stopping Hazuki "This is the way to the guy's locker room. You, Mitsu and Hideyoshi have to go that way" he pointed towards the girls who had also stopped.
"I'm just joking" said the girl grabbing Mitsu's hand and dragged her along, with some fight since the girl didn't want to let go of Leo's hand.
"My choice of locker room isn't a joke" said Hideyoshi with a frown on his face.
"Ok you had your fun you three but you can't change with all the boys" said Minami.
"Don't agree with him!" yelled Hideyoshi in despair "If I go with you then I'd be changing alone with a bunch of girls which is so inappropriate"
"Huh, I always thought he was a girl" said Mikami looking up in thought.
"He does get more attention than any other girl in the school though" said Yuuka tilting her head in thought.
"Everybody calm down" said Yuuji defusing the situation "Check it" he pointed towards a third locker room which read 'Hideyoshi's changing room'
"So what, Hideyoshi's he's own gender now?" asked Leo with a confused look on his face "That's it then…" he said placing lacing his hands behind his head and walking towards the men's locker room "I've seen just about everything"
Outside the already changed guys were waiting for the girls, and Hideyoshi to come out.
"Wonder what's taking them so long" said Leo stretching his arms.
"Eh their girls, it's natural" said Akihisa and noticed that Leo still had a top on "Why are you wearing a top?"
"Hm? Oh because I'm self-conscious of my body" was the reply he got making him face fault.
"This coming from the guy who walked through town half naked?!" he yelled.
"Akihisa no, how dare you tell me to strip!" yelled Leo acting like a scared girl "I don't do strip teases…unless there's money involved" he said with a shark toothed grin.
"I think I'm gonna be sick" said Akihisa looking green.
"I'm not" they heard someone say behind Leo making them turn around to see Mikami and Yuuka standing there with bills in their hands.
"Take it off! Take it off!" they chanted as Leo placed the back of his hand on his forehead looking dramatic.
"Well I can't deny my adoring fans" he said grinning down at them "Especially when they're wearing such sexy swim wear"
And sexy it was Yuuka had on a two piece bikini that left nothing to the imagination, the sides of the bikini bottom were tied at the sides with flower designs on it and Mikami wore a two piece black swim suit which had red strips on it.
"The two of you look good enough to eat" he said with a perverted look on his face and some blood dripping down his nose making the two giggle.
"Well, dear," said Yuuka walking over to him with a sway of her hips like a cat staking her prey "You can look but you can't touch" she said crushing the boy's spirit and deflating him.
"Oh God why!" he cried hitting the floor with his fist "why have you given me two sexy goddess and I can't lay a single finger on their sexy bodies!"
"Aw poor baby" said Mikami crouching down and petting his head "tell you what, if you do something for us you can do what-ever you want to us"
"Anything my goddess!" said Leo kneeling in front of her now.
"You have to…blow these up for us" she pulled out two deflated pool floats they could lay on.
"Right away!" he grabbed them and started blowing.
"That was easy" said Yuuka petting the boy's head making his face turn into one of bliss.
"Geez" said Yuuji then noticed something weird.
"Huh? Where's Kouta?" he said, since the boy would be taking pictures of the two by now. He turned his head to see Akihisa and Kouta on the floor withering in... Well you couldn't really say.
"We're gonna go to jail…" mumbled Akihisa.
"I need to call my lawyer…" mumbled Kouta.
"That's weird" Yuuji heard next to him seeing Hazuki and Mitsu standing there, what shocked him was the…ehem…breasts Hazuki had mysteriously grew from the walk over to them.
"I told you they would over react" said Mitsu looking down at the two.
"Hazuki!" they heard as Minami ran out the locker room holding her sagging bikini top "Those aren't a toy give them back!" she ran over to Hazuki and snatched the breasts she had from inside her swimsuit which were revealed to be pads.
"Wait…so those are your boobies?" asked a shell shocked Akihisa making Minami jump him and put him in a lock.
"What?! Got a problem?! Your girlfriend doesn't have enormous breasts?!" she yelled out as a gust blew past and caught the top making it come lose.
"Oh no!" she yelled trying to grab it but the wind caught it and made it fly away. Akihisa quickly jumped into action and hugged her close to him making his nose gush blood but he held strong.
"A-Aki?" the girl said looking up at the boy who was trying to look anywhere else but down.
"I-I can't let the world see your…boobs" he said slowly stepping back towards the changing room leaving behind a shocked crowd, with Kouta lying on the floor with a dead camera in hand and blood gushing out his nose.
"Well…that's something you don't see everyday" said Leo pausing in his blowing.
"Yeah…" said Yuuka then looked down "Hey, who said you could stop?"
"Crap!" the boy cursed blowing faster than before.
"Stupid Hazuki destroyed the whole illusion I was trying to create…" grumbled Minami now clad in a yellow two piece. Akihisa chuckled, causing the girl to look over to him.
"What are you grinning at?" asked the red haired girl glaring at him "Is there something funny here?"
"No not at all, I think you look really good" Minami's face brightened up at that.
"Really?" she asked stepping closer to the boy looking a bit shy "Do you mean that?"
"Sure. In that suit your boobs…er bust…I mean breasts. They look the same from any side- Just like my foot being crushed!" the boy yelled out in surprise as Minami stomped on his foot.
"My body does not look the same from any side!" She yelled out crushing his foot.
"Now don't get upset. That's his own stupid way of hiding the fact that he's checking you out in your swimsuit" said Yuuji making Minami start blushing.
"Oh Aki you're so sweet" said Minami hugging Akihisa around the waist, making him pinch his nose so not to suffer another nose bleed "You don't need to hide your love behind stupid comments. I am your girlfriend you know"
"Cool. Your micro-breasts are hot" the former German looked up with a neutral look.
"And now I gouge out your eyes" she said holding up two fingers, which oddly enough glinted like it was made of metal.
"Is it me or is Akihisa getting stupider by the day" said Leo leaning against the fence. The two pool floats floating in the pool. He turned his head to look at his two girlfriends and ended up blowing back with a nose bleed.
"Yuuka~ its cold~" cried Mikami as the other girl sat on her lower back rubbing on sunscreen. She had undone the string of her bikini so Yuuka could get her whole back.
"That's what you get for not asking in the locker room" said Yuuka rubbing further down making Mikami let out a small shout in surprise "Oh? It think we've just found your sweet spot" the girl on top of her said with a devious smirk.
"Must…take…a…picture…" said Kouta trying not to pass out from blood loss. He felt major killer intent and looked to his right. There standing tall and blocking the sun from shining down on the boy was Leo with a pissed off look on his face.
"Must…walk…away…" said the ninja pervert slowly backing away. He felt his pervert senses tingling and turned towards the locker rooms. Walking out of the changing room was Shouko clad in a two piece bikini, trading out the lower half for a black skirt.
All the guys were transfixed at the sight before them.
'Wow…Shouko looks…' the inner Yuuji mumbled staring at the girl drooling.
'…yeah…she-' the red haired boy stopped thinking that when Shouko stabbed him in the eyes with her fingers.
"MY EYES! I'M BLIND! SHE STABBED MY FRICK'N EYES!" he yelled holding his eyes.
"Yuuji…now you won't look at other girls" said Shouko.
"Did you really have to stab him in the eyes?" they all turned around to look, minus Yuuji, at the person behind the class A rep. There stood Yuko wearing a navy blue two piece bikini.
"Wow Yuko…" she blushed at the stare Akihisa was giving her.
"Geez even she looks better than me" grumbled Minami "and she has the same bust size as me" she looked down at herself "…almost…"
"Man Yuuji's turned into a wuss" said Akihisa in amusement "am I right Kouta?" he said to his perverted ninja friend. After a few seconds of no answer the boy turned around.
"Kouta?" the sight before him made his eyes widen in fear "Kouta!"
The blue haired boy was lying on the ground in a pool of his own blood, which was leaking from his nose.
"I'm sorry…but my time here is finished…" the boy said upon his dying breath. After he had said his piece the pervert died in peace.
"No! Not like this!" Akihisa yelled out to the heavens with tears streaming down his cheeks "who dares attack my friend!" he turned towards where he assumed Kouta was looking before he was 'attacked'.
Boing
Boing
'Dear boob god save me' thought Leo holding his nose and turning away from his two girlfriends so they didn't see his reaction to the sight before them all. Everyone was transfixed by the sight before them 'They're weapons of mass destruction'.
"I'm sorry" Himeji called out as she ran over to the group "It took me a while to figure out how to tie the strings on the back of my swimsuit all by myself" The pink haired girl sported a dark pink two piece swimsuit with a yellow skirt that was open on the left-hand side, where the skirt was held together. The thing that caught everyone's attention was the fact that the girl's bosom was almost popping out of her swimsuit.
'Paradise!' the boy thought with a blissful smile on his face, even as he blew back with a nose bleed.
"Oh no Yoshii!" the girl called worriedly running over to the downed boy passing Yuko and Minami who were stunned.
After processing what just happened, the two girls had different reactions. Minami went into a German induced shock where she only spoke German that only she and Hazuki could understand.
"This is scientifically impossible…" mumbled Yuko writing on the floor with her finger with a blank look on her face "they can't be that big…"
"Yuko? Minami? What's the matter?" Himeji looked confused as she cradled Akihisa's head close to her chest.
"It's weird, but sometimes when Minami gets upset the only thing she can speak is German" explained Hazuki.
"I heard that when Yuko gets upset she's prone to start overthinking the very problem that caused her to go into that state" chipped in Yuuka sitting next to Mikami on a towel.
"How do you know that?" asked Mikami looking at the girl who just shrugged.
"I hear things" she said cryptically.
"Man what's going on…" mumbled Yuuji still waiting for his eyes to heal "I can't see a thing"
Out of nowhere Shouko appeared and stabbed the red haired boy in the eyes with her fingers again further blinding the boy.
"You cannot look at her" said the girl holding her index and middle finger up.
"Who are still waiting for?" asked Mitsu standing next to Hazuki both were wearing their school swimsuits with the younger former German watching Minami.
"Hideyoshi hasn't made it yet" said Akihisa, recovering from his black out. Oddly enough Himeji didn't let him go, not that he'd want to be separated from the girl's wonderful assets at the moment.
"Hey guys!" the group looked over to see Hideyoshi running over to them in slow motion looking like something from a movie. He sported a green swimming sleeveless top that stopped just before his stomach with a small heart at the top of the top, a white pair of trunks with a green pair of bottoms underneath.
"Honestly dude" said Leo well he was leaned up against the fence "it's almost like you want to be recognised as a girl"
"Yeah thanks a lot Hideyoshi" said Minami, as she was brought out of her shocked state to glare at the feminine looking boy "why must you make the rest of us girls look like we're not even trying"
"Big faker, pretending you're gonna show up in trunks and show up like that" said Himeji.
"I still don't see why you get more attention than me…" grumbled Yuko. True she had a boyfriend now but it's always nice to get noticed for being pretty once in a while.
"I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen" said Hazuki smiling at the boy who sweat dropped.
"Thank you, except I'm actually a guy"
"Then why'd you come here wearing a girl's swimsuit?" Mitsu asked tilting her head in confusion.
"It's that stupid sale's person I required regular fashion for the pool" the boy grumbled.
"To be fair to that sale's person it would be the right clothes if you were trying to look like a pretty pretty princess" mocked Yuuka as Hideyoshi frowned at her.
"And you may have messed up by saying fashion instead of trunks" said Mikami adding her two cents.
"Or better yet you could have just gone to the men's section and grabbed yourself a pair of trunks" said Yuko rolling her eyes.
Now Hideyoshi felt like an even bigger idiot.
"Poor Yuuji" said Shouko getting close to Yuuji's face "are you alright?" she asked.
With her close proximity and Yuuji having to rely on his other senses, since his sense of sight was taken away. The boy inhaled her scent that made his heart sped up in excitement.
"Y-Yeah…don't worry…eventually I'll be able to-"
STAB
"AH! NOT AGAIN!" the boy yelled out as he fell back clutching his eyes.
"Love hurts" said Shouko looking slightly sad "but it can hurt worse if you allow your eyes to wonder" with that said she sat down by Yuuji's head and placed it on her lap, not that the boy was aware since he was to focoused on his injured eyes.
"Hey Yoshii you're a pretty good swimmer" said Himeji smiling at her boyfriend. Akihisa's three girlfriends all sat by the side of the pool with Minami leaning back on her hands.
"You're not going in Mizuki?" the boy asked.
"The only thing I do is float. No one has ever taught me how to swim before" the girl said sadly.
'I wonder why you'd float' thought Yuko and Minami glancing down at the girl's big bosom.
"I could teach you to swim if you want too, I'm a really good swimmer" Minami offered.
"Really? That be so great, thank you" said Himeji with a smile as the two proceeded to talk about swimming, with Yuko tossing in some pointers (turns out she was a good swimmer as well).
'It's like they switched roles' thought Akihisa 'Minami the F student is teaching Mizuki the A student' the boy hit his right fist on his left hand and smiled.
"Things are backwards" he said making the three look at him "Mizuki's got F's and Minami's got A's" bad choice of words.
BAM
Minami jumped up and round house kicked Akihisa, she may be his girlfriend but old habits die hard.
"In the right lighting I'm at least a B!" yelled the girl kicking the boy into the water.
"If you're wondering Yuuji I'm a straight C" said Shouko standing next to a bound, gagged and tied up Yuuji.
"Hmhm hm hmhmmhm?" the boy grumbled though the gag (What're you saying?)
"That looked like it hurt" said Yuuka lifting up her sunglasses. Both she and Mikami were lying on the pool floats that Leo blew up for them.
"Sounds like he deserved it" said Mikami basking in the sun's rays.
"Even if he didn't mean it" said Yuuka placing her sunglasses back in place.
"Da dum, da dum, da dum, da dum" they heard and looked between them to see their boyfriend's head floating past them with a shark toothed grin on his face.
"What are you doing?" asked Yuuka raising a brow. Leo turned his head to her and grinned.
"Practicing" he said confusing the two.
"For what?" Mikami asked as the boy turned his head to her now.
"You'll see" he said with a sly look on his face. The look vanished when a thought came to his mind.
"What about you two?" he asked.
"What about us?" Yuuka asked lying down again.
"What size are you two?" he asked like it was the most common thing in the world. Next thing he knew Mikami had slapped him over the head.
"Leo! You don't ask a girl that!" she scolded him.
"But I wanna know!" the boy whined like a child.
"C" said Yuuka still lying in the same position.
"Yuuka/Alright!" the two said at the same time.
"What? It's ok if he knows. It's not like he's gonna go tell the world, even if he did I wouldn't care" said the girl looking at them from the corner of her eye.
"…"
"…"
"Such faith" said Leo whipping away an imaginary tear "thank the great Boob God"
"Baka" said Mikami flicking the back of his head with a smile "of course we trust you" she leaned over and pecked him on the cheek "and I'm a B by the way"
"Sweetness" said Leo he looked at Mikami and got a sly look again slightly unnerving the girl.
"Leo…I'm warning you, whatever you're planning to do, don't do it" she warned. Her warning didn't have the effect she was hoping for because the boy just grinned wider.
Then out of nowhere the boy's hands shot out of the water and pulled the class E ambassador into the water, the boy following after her.
When they surfaced the girl gasped for air. Her shark toothed boyfriend just laughed wholeheartedly at what he just did.
"Jerk" said the girl and turned her back on him. Leo stopped laughing and looked concerned obviously his choice of a prank could have made the girl drown.
"Mikami…" he reached out to her. Had he seen her smirking face he'd run rather than stay and comfort her.
"Now!" Mikami turned around and leapt forward to wrap her arms around the boy's chest.
"Huh?" was his response to the action.
"Got ya" he looked over his shoulder and saw Yuuka leap out of the water and grab him around the neck. The next thing he knew he was pulled under the water.
When they surfaced the two girls high fived each other well Leo spat out pool water. He glared playfully at the two with a grin.
"Oh you're gonna get it now" he said and chased after the retreating girls as they passed by Akihisa who was chatting to Mitsu and Hazuki.
"Under water demon?" the boy asked as the two girls had ring floats around them "Is that anything like sharks and minnows?"
"No" said Mitsu "In underwater demon the person being the demon chases the other players. As soon as he is able to pull someone into the water and drown them he's the winner"
"That isn't a game it's psychotic" said a shock and fearful Akihisa.
"Do you wanna play?" said Hazuki tilting her head to the side with a smile.
"Ok listen, both of you, that game is too dangerous to play ok?" the boy said patting both of them on the heads, which made both of them blush and look down in sadness.
"Alright we just thought it be fun" said Hazuki.
"Check it out" Akihisa said smiling at them.
"Hey Shouko!" he called at seemingly no one. They saw the top half of the girl's head pop out of the water, everything except her mouth.
"You rang?" she said as bubbles were seen when she spoke.
"I'm going to teach you an awesome pool game to play with Yuuji" the boy said holding his finger up "basically you drag Yuuji into the water and once he drowns you can perform CPR on him then that will make you a winner"
The girl stared at the three with a blush on her cheeks as she thought over the game Akihisa told her about. Obviously it was dangerous, but love outweighs that. The next thing she did was go back into the water.
Swimming to the edge of the pool the girl got out and headed over to her red haired love interest, which had no idea about the dangers about to befall him.
The next thing the bound and gagged boy knew he was tossed high into the air and landed in the water. Trying to save himself the boy started swimming towards where he thought the edge of the pool was. The next thing he knew someone grabbed him around the chest area and dragged him to the bottom of the water.
"See? Not much fun?" Akihisa said smiling at the two girls who nodded their heads. They saw bubbles next to them and turned their heads to see what was going on.
The next thing they saw was a panting Yuuji standing up in the water and taking his blindfold off. The minute he laid eyes on Akihisa he sent him a look that would normally make the boy run but…
"You did this didn't you-" Yuuji was about to give the idiot a piece of his mind but Shouko popped out of the water again and pushed him under.
"Yuuji" she said "It's only a game" so innocent, so deadly.
"Hey what's that?" Hazuki said pointing at something in the water, where only Akihisa was smiling in at the moment. Everybody turned to look where the little girl was pointing and saw something swimming towards Akihisa.
"Is that a fin?" said Yuuko in confusion.
"SHARK!" Akihisa screamed and started swimming away from the fin which was hot on his heels. He tried to exit the pool, but the fin shot past him blocking his exit making the idiot spin around and swim away.
"Should we tell him it's impossible for a shark to survive in this water?" said Minami with a sweat drop.
"By the lack of a person I would assume that's Leo" said Hideyoshi.
As if he was summoned the boy's body appeared on top the water as he continued chasing Akihisa. The face he was making was even scarier that the danger of a shark chasing Akihisa.
"That's even worse!" yelled Akihisa seeing that the boy's eyes were thinned out into slits and he had his normal shark toothed grin, only now it was even more scarier with a shadow casted over his face.
"Shouko?" the group looked over to changing room to see Aiko standing there with her school uniform on, minus her shoes "what's going on?"
"Hey Aiko" the class A rep greeted her classmate.
"What are you doing her Aiko?" asked Yuko as Akihisa was thrown out of the pool and landed with his face pressed up against the fence.
"Oh, I got a membership to the pool here" said the green haired girl "in fact a bunch of us do" she pointed behind the group to reveal Minami's worse nightmare.
There stood Miharu with a pink two piece bikini with bows on the sides of the skirt and one in the front. Her orange hair was pulled up into two buns.
"There's my honey" the girl cooed making Minami jump up and step back in fear "Now why would you plan a near naked trip to the pool and not invite your sweet girlfriend?"
"What are you doing here Miharu?!" the girl yelled out retreating to Akihisa's side.
"I have spies who keep me up to date about what goes on here to help me protect you from the crazies" she held her arms out "now come give your girlfriend a hug and a sweet kiss!"
"AH!" the girl hid behind a recovering Akihisa "Wait! Aki's my boyfriend now!" that made the girl stop in her tracks.
"…what?" she said with a blank look on her face. Minami clung to the boy's shoulders fearing for his life "You're lying"
"Nope, it's true" said Mikami putting a towel over Leo's head, who had just exited the pool and discarded his fake fin.
"…" Miharu looked at the girl with the same blank look then slowly turned her head towards the brown haired boy, who was confused at the moment.
"YOU!" she yelled out scaring Akihisa "HOW DARE YOU DEFILE MY DARLING!"
"HUH?!" the boy yelled out and saw the enraged demon running towards him, so he took off in the other direction.
"I'll kill you!" the girl yelled out chasing the boy around the pool.
"Well I'm gonna go get my suit on" Aiko said walking towards the changing room. Her words caused Kouta to whip his head towards her.
"By the way boys" the girl winked at Kouta "if you're gonna check me out don't let me catch you" with that she walked off.
"Don't even think about it" said Yuuka seeing the thoughtful look on her boyfriend's face.
"What? I wasn't gonna do anything" he said innocently.
"Oh? Then why are you inching towards the changing rooms?" asked the girl as both her and Mikami took a step closer to him.
"Nothing…I just…forgot something…." He turned to run but found himself getting jumped and restrained on the floor.
"NO! Let me go! My manhood requires that I look!" the boy cried desperately.
"Think twice about that" said the two with evil looks on their faces as they sat on his back.
"Damnit!" they boy yelled out with crocodile tears streaming down his cheeks and pooling at the bottom of his head.
"GET BACK HERE WORM!" yelled Miharu, who had grabbed one of the brooms to bash Akihisa's skull in.
"HELP ME!" the boy screamed jumping over a passed out Kouta, who had blood all around him and passing a withering Yuuji clutching his eyes and a successful looking Shouko, who stood over him.
"Oh man I'm hungry" said Akihisa lying down on the floor panting well a glaring Miharu stood to the side with Minami blocking her from getting to the boy.
"I got the perfect solution" said Himeji as the guys all felt a chill go down their spines "I brought along some snacks. I didn't make enough for everyone so I wasn't going to mention it"
The colour drained from every guy there at that moment.
"I only made three waffles but their super cute" the girl said desperately.
"We have to do it!" yelled Yuuji throwing his hand up into the air the other boy's following suite.
"The winner none eat contest!" yelled Akihisa.
"YEAH!" yelled Kouta and Hideyoshi.
"I'm allergic to waffles" they whipped their heads towards Leo who looked apologetically at Himeji.
"Oh I'm sorry!" the girl bowed her head "If I had known I wouldn't have brought them"
'BASTARD!' the guy's all thought venomously.
"That was a lot of fun wasn't it" said a smiling Himeji as the whole group walked on the sidewalk.
"Yeah" agreed Minami.
"We should do this more often" said Yuko.
"I'm so beat though" said Akihisa trudging along at the back of the group with a concerned Hazuki walking besides him.
"Maybe it's all the exercise you did today" said Leo walking on the boy's other side with Mitsu on his shoulders.
"That was partially your fault!" the boy yelled out glaring at his sharp toothed friend.
"Here's an idea" said Yuuji gains everyone's attention "why don't we all hit the bath house?"
"Yeah!" the group cheered.
Inside the bathhouse the group once again the group had to break off into two groups, but just like before Hazuki followed the guy's and Mitsu was reluctant to leave her brother's side.
"Hold up you two" said Akihisa making the two groups pause in their treks "this is the way to the men's side both of you and Hideyoshi have to go to the girl's side"
"I'm just joking" said Hazuki grabbing Mitsu's hand and dragging her over to the girl's group.
"My choice of bath is also not a joke" said Hideyoshi with a deep frown.
"Ok you had your fun you two you can't bath with all the boys" said Minami.
"Not again!" yelled a distort Hideyoshi "I told you before it's inappropriate for me to go with the girls!"
"Don't sweat it Hideyoshi check it" said Yuuji pointing over his shoulder with his thumb. The sign in the middle, which had a piece of cloth covering it, was revealed to show…
"Hideyoshi's bath" said Leo feeling the energy drain from his being "apparently society has acknowledged that Hideyoshi's his own gender"
The guys were lounging in the warm water of the men's side.
"Man this is the life" said Leo with Yuuji and Akihisa humming an approval.
"So soothing" said Yuuji.
Kouta was staring at the wall with an intense look in his eyes. Akihisa saw this and decided he wanted to know what caught his perverted friend's attention.
"What's your deal Kouta?" he asked.
"Naked girls are right over that wall" he said making Akihisa jump up in surprise
"What?!" visuals of his girlfriends naked instantly came to mind after that statement. It took all his will power not to blow back with a nose bleed.
'Hm…' inner Yuuji had some drool hanging from his mouth.
'Don't…' Yuuji warned.
'Naked Shouko' Inner Yuuji taunted.
'Damnit!'
Over on the girls side was a completely different scenario going on.
"Would you get off!" yelled Mikami trying to shake off Miharu who was on her back.
"What? It's just washing" the girl cooed pushing herself closer onto the girl's back. This had the effect of her breasts being pressed against Minami's back.
The girl whipped her head around to look at each girl on their side, more specifically their breasts. First her eyes landed on Shouko and instantly numbers started popping up in her mind calculating her breast size.
Next she moved onto Aiko, who was washing her hair so Minami could see her breasts from the front (since she was facing that direction). Not that far off from her bust size, even though she was still smaller.
Her eyes roamed over to Yuuka and Mikami. The class C rep was having her hair washed by happy Mikami, who was humming a happy tune. Between the two Mikami was the closest to her bust size.
Turning towards her left her eyes scanned over Yuko who dumped a bucket of water over her head to wash the suds from her hair. Between her and Himeji the Kinoshita female twin was bigger than her, by a bit, and smaller than Himeji, by a lot.
Then her eyes went over to Himeji and her brain just shut down at the size that was on the girl.
"You know having big boobs isn't as good as you think" said Himeji washing her arms "it's difficult to run and you get these back aches"
"That's what all you big boobers tell us!" yelled a sulking Minami.
"Your sister has issues" said Mitsu as Hazuki washed her hair for her.
"Yeah it's even worse when we go to the beach" the young former German girl giggled.
"Hey Shouko!" said girl looked at the wall hearing Yuuji call her "can I borrow your shampoo?" she grabbed the bottle and threw it over the wall, into Yuuji's waiting hands.
"Thanks" the boy said.
Shouko looked down at the bar of soap she brought with and saw it was too small to use anymore.
"Yuuji I need some soap" she called as the class F rep grabbed his soap.
"Catch" he said throwing it over the wall where Shouko caught it. The girl looked at the soap Yuuji tossed her and blushed thinking about the fact that not a few seconds ago it had touched her self-proclaimed husband's body.
"I've heard of dropping the soap, but this new" said Leo washing his hair as Yuuji glared at him.
"You two are already acting like a married couple" gushed Mikami and Himeji.
"Both of you bite your tongues! Saying that will only strengthen her delusions!" yelled a terrified Yuuji just as Shouko started chucking buckets over and nailing the boy in the head.
"You know boys" called Aiko getting a devious smirk "the men and women sides are actually connected"
The two looked at the wall were the bath touched the wall separating the two sides.
"You might be able to see stuff underwater" she giggled softly.
"DIVE!" both Kouta and Akihisa yelled jumping into the bath that touched the wall. One thing they didn't know was that Aiko let all the hot water run into that bath so it was extremely hot.
"Damn her for putting all that hot water there!" yelled Akihisa as the two jumped out of the water. They grabbed buckets of cold water and dumped it on their heads.
"Dumping cold water on our heads should numb the pain" said Kouta.
"They know that will only end worse right?" Leo said to Yuuji who nursed a bump on his head.
"Meh, let them figure it out for themselves" the boy said.
"AH!" the two yelled out feeling ten times worse than when they jumped in the first time.
The girls all giggled at the two boys' expense just imagining their pains and struggles at that moment.
"Looks like it didn't work did it" taunted Aiko with a sly cat like look on her face.
"We can't let that witch just mock us like that" said Akihisa grabbing his bracelet "So let's pull out the big guns!"
"Awaken!" the boy shouted bring a field to life "Now summoning my avatar!" he threw his hand in the air.
"Summon!"
The boy's avatar appeared in front of him, just as naked as he was.
"Now go!" the chibi jumped up to the top of the wall and glared down at the girls. Since it was actually a computer program (technically) it didn't comprehend the sight before him.
"Yoshii's stupid avatar is getting all creepy" said Hazuki grabbing Mitsu in a hug.
"Can you see?" asked Kouta.
"My avatar can but I'm just getting explosions in my head" the boy moaned in pain grabbing his head.
"If that's the case here" Kouta held out his camera to Akihisa who looked over and clenched his fist and smiled in approval.
"Yeah, my avatar can definitely take some pictures"
"I'm summoning my avatar!" he heard three voices say. Looking up he saw the pissed off looks of his three girlfriends avatars, with towels on, standing on the wall and his one falling into the water.
"We're not gonna let you use your avatar as a peeping tom!" yelled Minami.
"Give up Akihisa your no match for us" said Yuko with a knowing smirk.
"Like hell I will!" the boy yelled as his avatar jumped up about to jump past the three. Had they not pulled out a mallet each they boy's avatar would have made it.
WAHBAM!
The avatar landed back in the water with a bump on its head now and its points dropping down to zero. The brown haired boy fell to the ground clutching his head in pain.
"Those who die meet me in the remedial class room!" the four looked over to see Iron Man jump out of the water with nothing but a towel on.
"WHAT! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!"screamed Akihisa as Iron Man threw the boy on his shoulder and took him out of the men's side, the boy kicking a screaming.
"Such bad luck" said Leo submerging himself with a 'plop'.
Th-Th-Th-That's all folk!
Thanks for reading. Before I go i need you'll opinion on something.
I was thinking about doing a brief crossover, maybe just my own added arc, with another anime that I love. Just tell me if I should or shouldn't.
Thanks!