Previously On 'Demon has gone Batshit':

Demon stood with a sadistic grin on her face in the middle of the stage, a giant flag that matched all of the ones that had previously sprung from the lunches was clutched in her hand and she word a black crown adorned with a large emerald and the skulls of small animals. She was also closed in a dark purple cape that was lined with something black and fluffy. Demon also had various reds coating her uniform which was barely seen underneath the large cape. Linkin dropped the book she held and stared wide eyed, stock still at the stage as rows of soldiers ran in and adorned every surface available with the flag that has previously been seen. Demon stood in the middle of it all on her randomly appearing stage as she chuckled and waved her black gloved hands in an exaggerated fashion.

"BOW DOWN TO YOUR QUEEN YOU INSOLENT MORTALS OR I SHALL FEED YOU TO THE ROYAL CHIHAUHAU'S!"

Not a single soul was spared as Demon had her 'Gaurds' round everyone up into a elephant pen(It's existence previous to the current situation was questioned) and told to wash an elephant named Theadore Roosavelt. Someone had commented on the spelling of the name, these insolent fools were quickly dealt with(They had to clean the Elephant shit :D). Meanwhile, Linkin was is a Joker costume following behind Demon with a permanent frown as she was on a leash(Tell me if you want me to make a drawing of this XD), the school silent other than Demon's sadistic-getting-annoying cackling. Previous, The school was filled with cries of fright as the poor people that made up Demon's 'Cafeteria Bud-Buds' were led down the halls to the elephant cage of Theadore Roosavelt, a 'beautiful purple indian princess or tends to crush her subjects', which is how Demon introduced her. Meanwhile, over at the principals office, a certain brown haired girl had slipped away to report the events unfolding above(^^^ That way ^^^^) to they're clingy and over-emotional father.

Back in the elephant pen Ms. Roosavelt was quite annoyed, there were several small creatures being pests and removing things from her fortress. So like any annoying pests, she began trying to squish them. As she did this, Demon dragged Linkin to a small throne that sat atop of the elephant cage, looking over the poor, sad people who were attempting to avoid getting stepped on by a giant two ton elephant. Demon got stars in her eyes as she watched the events outfold, Linkin watched as well, struggling to contain her obvious amusement as her classmates were treated like flies by a gigantic purple elephant. Linkin had little time to question where the hell Demon gets all her purple 'pets'. The summer before they had gone to Cross Academy, Demon had rode a purple horse over to Linkins to show her a purple squirrel, which had proceeded to claw at the horse, causing both to run off into the sunset.

In case your confused, the squirrels cage was on the horses side. Demon had opened the cage and the squirrel scrambled onto the horse, then proceeded to claw at the horses bum, which ultimately caused the horse to gallop away. As Demon bawled, Linkin had called it karma and had been about to ask where she got the damn pruple things, when she was interupted. Demon had interupted calling it the love story of Mulberry and Violet(These are both purples -_-), Linkin had proceeded to shake her head in disappointment and throw Demon out a window. Back to the current, Mom(Demon's mom; writing it out everytime gets boring :( So, just mom now.) was watching in fascination and wondering what happened to Demon to get her all Batshit.

Mom disappeared momentarily and when she was back she was wearing a detective outfit and held a giant magnifying glass to her eyes, looking at random things. Back at the Purple Elephants pen, Demon had somehow found her way onto Roosavelts back and Linkin was tied to a post. Frightened students were now even more frightened and many of them will probably ask their parents to never send them to 'That Phyco-Playground of a School EVER AGAIN'. Demon was guiding Roosavelt towards the slow students so she would have an easier time trying to crush them, Linkin was trying to undo the GIANT knot that Demon had created when she put the rope around Linkin's neck. Under normal circumstances she would have pulled out Carrie the Chainsaw, but ever since she had almost cut Demon's head off with it, the Headmaster wouldn't let her touch it.

Meanwhile, back at the school building an adult and a teenager were rushing towards the yard. Trying to think of a way to get Demon under control when they passed Mom. They did a double take, as she was looking in a vase muttering "Come here little drugs, I know someone gave you to Demon...". These two people are, if you don't know; The Headmaster and Yuki, by the way. The headmaster was wondering where Demon had suddenly appeared from, since he was berated consistantly the night before by her mother, whom now seemed to be talking to voices inside her head about types of Oatmeal. While Yuki was freaking out, wondering if anyone had been stepped on by the giant purple elephant whom she had saw earlier; which caused her to dart towards the Headmasters office in an attempt to save the lives of the unfortunate students who had been in the Cafeteria at the wrong time.

*Amazinglyawesomesausetimeskipofconfusionihopeyouc anreadthis*

Demon was cackling as she mushed her purple elephant around the school, terrorizing all the students as she ran from several Vampies and Vampy-Snacks. The students that had been cleaning the elephants cage were all inside, waiting their turn to see the phyciatrist. Linkin was extremely pissed off, yet extremely ecstatic because she got the chainsaw back. Zero Kiryuu was extremely annoyed, as he was forced into a cage with Linkin minutes prior by none other than Demon. Yuki was extremely, I don't know, Yuki? Pretty? I HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA! Yuki was Yuki okay? Worrying and sentalmental and unconciously becoming a Vampy-Snacky-Snack by pestering Zero, Yuki. The headmaster was spazzing and wondering how the hell a giant purple elephant was faster than Vampires. Linkin gladly voiced this question "HOW THE F*CK IS THAT DAMN PURPLE ELEPHANT SO F*CKING FAST?!"

"Oh, I gave it some crack prior to this cause I thought it would help Ms. Roosavelt get rid of the pests in her pen."

"WHY THE F*CK DID YOU GIVE A ELEPHANT CRACK? DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN MY FANFIC WHERE ANN GAVE WHITE LILY CRACK, HUH? AND WHO NAMES AN ELEPHANT MS. THEADORE ROOSAVELT?"

Interestingly, Zero shuddered, even though he should have no idea what the heck Linkin was talking about, curiouser and curiouser...

"THIS ISN'T ALICE IN WONDERLAND YOU STUPID MOTHER F-MMMPHH" At that moment, Mom had swiftly covered Linkin's mouth and flicked her forhead and chided her language. This caused Demon's laughing to increase in volume and forced her to clutch her stomach. This undoubtly led to her destruction. Linkin burst out laughing as the following events unfolded: Roosavelt ran into the horse stables and White Lily did not appreciate the intrusion and scared the shit out of Roosavelt, which caused her to stampede, throwing Demon e off, as she wasn't holding onto anything. Demon was then captured and thrown into the cage Zero and Linkin were previously locked in.

Everyone crowded around the cage as Demon grabbed the bars and shook shouting inconherantly. Linkin shook her head in disappointment, she would have said something, but Mom still had her hand over her mouth. Demon stared at everyone and glared, if looks could kill, they'd all be gutted corpses, but she was not a scary demonic evil witch, as much as people may think that. Mom sighed as everyone yelled at Demon who was cackling like a rabid hyena again. Mom unlocked the cage against everyones wishes. Which caused everyone to jump behind Linkin which caused her to sweatdrop and pull out Carrie the Chainsaw.

Before Demon could bite anyone's hands off, Mom grabbed her shirt collar and began dragging her to the cafeteria. Everyone followed behind cautiously while Linkin revved Carrie, hoping Mom will let go of Demon so she can behead her. Like she had tried to do before Demon went Batshit and decided to make everyone in the cafeteria clean up a purple elephant's cage. Everyone found themselves in the school kitchen with puzzled looks until Mom pointed at something specific. Linkin followed Mom's arm and suddenly it was hard to tell where Linkin's face ended and the wall began. Everyone else turned to the spot where Mom was pointing and practically everyone either groaned, face-palmed, or both.

Sitting on the ground was about seven empty sacks of sugar drooped against the wall, and Demon was laughing nervously as her mom glared at her, then everyone else. "No one bothered to look in the kitchen did they?!" Mom barked, this, caused everyone to cringe and shake their heads in shame. Linkin however, instead of stopping there, got on her knees and begged for forgiveness, saying how she was super sorry that she commited such an unforgivable act of ignorance. Demon followed after, saying how extremely sorry she was for eating all the sugar and not telling anyone where she was, and how much of a horrible thing she was. Honestly, she said 'thing' instead of 'human being'. Honestly people, the main characters in this story are horrible, horrible role models and this story is probably rotting your brain. Forgive me... :'(.

"THIS IS OUR STORY GO AWAY AND HAVE YOUR DEPRESSING RANTS IN THE AUTHORS NOTE!"Linkin & Demon

"Who are you two talking to?" Kaname

"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS VAMPY-VAMP PERSON GO RAPE HANUBASA!" Lin & Dem

"...Pfttt... XD" Zero

"You guys shouldn't talk to Kaname-sama like that!"Yuki

"SHUSH PRETTY PERSON!" Lin & Dem

"Why aren't you talking to mama? :'(" Mom

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This continued for many hours until Mom squeezed them to death with tears of happiness. Then Linkin was brought back to her and Demon's room while Demon was once again stuck in the cafeteria, except with supervision. While she was forced to clean up all the flags and take apart the stage and clean up anything she had caused. This included moving many passed out students(Who sleeps that long? O.o) back to their dorm rooms. "I hate this..." Demon mumbles as she tears more flags off of the wall, wallowing in self pity. The depressing aura increases as she throws the flags into a fire and mourns the loss of Ms. Roosavelt, as the headmaster has a zoo keeper come and loud her onto a giant cart thing, while wondering why she was purple.

Meanwhile, Linkin is staring at her laptop, her fingers hovering over the keys, trying to think of something to type. This however, quickly comes to an end as she screams in frustration and throws the poor thing out the window. This action leads to its inevitable death, but also fulfills it's dream of being a murderer as it hits a rabbit in the head. Linkin hears the cry of little rabbits, which causes her to jump out the window, landing on her face in the process, and mourn with all the little rabbits. Mom was walking by, she saw Linkin mourning, assests(That how you spell? DON'T QUESTION ME! I'm a horrible person T-T) the situation, and helps burry the Rabbit, and joins Linkin in mourning. The thought that they had never seen a living creature among the grounds besides the ones Demon smuggles in never crossing their minds.

The day ended with Demon being forced to clean several rooms in the school, having Demon be nice to everyone for the rest of the day, which was followed by her burning her mouth while she tried to get rid of all the 'nice', 'normal', and 'sane' germs that had gathered from her being 'nice'. Overall the end of the day was extremely anti-climactic.

A/N: DON'T HATE ME, I COULDN'T MAKE IT LONG! AND IT WAS EXTREMELY LATE AND I SHOULD'VE UPDATED MY OTHER STORY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

Demon: Everyone get's cookies :D

Linkin: I made them :)

DON'T EAT THEM! THEY PUT C-4 IN THEM!

Demon: *munching* So?

Linkin: O.O Your actually eating them?!

Demon: See you all next time! *Om Nom Nomming*