Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto...
Author's Note:
Tobi GB-Kaya
Wildwhisker-Haiku and Sonya
Orika00-Rika and Oriana
Sukariaa Uchiha-Sukariaa Uchiha
I own all other OCs except for the original Naruto characters.
Googala2's OC/Akatsuki Roll play
I pop out from some random trashcan in a dark alley, bouncing up to the sun lit sidewalk and then running up to the camera man with a huge cheesy smile.
Me: Hello! *Waving at the camera happily* Today we have an especially great treat for all you peoples out there!
Haiku: *Glaring at me sinisterly*
Me: *Blink, blink* Are you mad Haiku? *Blink*
Haiku: *Hair is starting to spike up ever so slightly* You've been making fun of me and Itachi for the last three hours...*Twitching* I may be just a little upset. *A few more hairs start to spike up*
Me: Good to know Mrs. Inbreeding! *Innocent smile*
Haiku: *Instant death glare* Itachi and I aren't cousins!
Me: But you are from the same clan...
Haiku: WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?!?!?
Me: Same clan means a common ancestor in which your primary power was founded...distant cousins. *Toothy smile*
Haiku: *Twitching*
Me: Wait a minute, you're right! *Pounds fist to other palm*
Haiku: *Spikes start to settle*
Me: You and Itachi can't be cousins! *Thinking deeply* If your Madara's daughter, and Madara is about five or six generations back from current times, then that means...*Eyes widen at realization* You are Itachi's great, great...
Haiku smacks me over the head with her bear fist, making me face plant the ground. The spikes on Haiku's head are now standing on end.
Me: *Lifts head slowly off ground and holds bleeding nose* Owwwwwwwwwwwww... *Whining* Why'd you do that grandma?
Haiku: *Eyes go blood shot* YOU!!! *Launches at me*
Me: AHHHH!!! MUTANT FISH!!! *Starts to run away*
Haiku catches me crawling under random car and starts to strangle the life out of me.
Me: *Reaching out to first person to come into sight* Help...me...die...ing... *Turning white*
Random person: It's you again.
Me: *Looks random person in the face as Haiku finally regains composure and begins to walk away* Kaya?
Kaya: Well who else would I be? *Shakes head lightly*
Me: But...but...crab legs and popcorn bags.
Kaya: *Raises eyebrow* Okay, whatever you say, but I don't think you should be lying in the street in this part of town. *Points to the dark alley I emerged from earlier*
Me: Why? *Innocently tilting head*
Kaya: *Sighs* Come on. I better get you away from here before you get yourself in trouble. *Helps me up*
Me: I won't get in trouble. *Smiles* I'm a good girl!
Kaya: Why of all days today? *Frowns deeply*
Me: Because today is today and you are in today today, because today is neither yesterday or tomorrow, but today silly.
Kaya: *Twitches* I'll just drop you off somewhere safer okay. I have somewhere I need to be.
Me: *Eyes shine* WHERE!?!? I want to go! Please!
Kaya: It's a party down town and it's for big people only. There will be some beverages there that probably wouldn't agree with you.
Me: But I am a big people. *Blinks innocently*
Kaya: *Skeptical look*
Me: *Trying to lick nose with tongue* Tennis rackets are invading France!!! *Eyes go wide in shock*
Kaya: Right. *Sarcasm*
Somewhere in my room...
Me: White chocolate! It is so good! *Starts to nibble on a piece of solid white candy*
Bird: Chirp.
Me: You can't have chocolate silly butt.
Bird: Chirp.
Me: Nope, nope, nope. *Crosses arms*
Bird: Chirp, chirp.
Me: You can eat your sunflower seeds. This is my chocolate.
Bird: *Tilts head*
Me: Yes. Eat your seeds.
Bird: *Silent*
Me: Good birdie! *Starts to eat chocolate again.*
Bird: Chirp.
Me: *Smiles* Mommy loves you too.
Bird: *Tilts head* Stupid girl...
Me: *Starts to choke on chocolate from shock, accidently knocking computer to floor, breaking it*
Bird: Chirp.
Me: *Standing in the middle of the park with children running around madly* I wanted to go to the big peoples party. *Pouts*
Suddenly, electrical currents begin to lash through the sky, painting the heavens an array of neon colors. Lightning flashes and light begins to rip open the skies.
Me: MOMMY, THE FIREFLIES ARE REVOLTING!!! *Hides under mini slide*
The flashes begin to descend to the ground and people begin to levitate towards the rips within the skies. Screams and running can be heard across the city.
Me: Today was a special day of walking the streets and talking to random street people. *Watches a swing set starts to float away* Not alien abduction!!! *Looks up and gasps* HI SONYA AND ORIANA!!!
Sonya and Oriana go floating by, trying to grab hold of something on the ground. Sonya grabs hold of the slide pole and Oriana grabs her foot.
Sonya: What's happening!? *Squeezing harder onto the bar*
Oriana: Don't ask me! *Looks into swirling vortex over head* RIKA!!!
Rika is in her bed, which is starting to move gradually towards the storm cloud, until it suddenly gets sucked into a worm hole.
Oriana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *Reaches out to where Rika had been*
Sonya: Oriana hold on to me! The wind is...
A powerful blast of hot wind blows the slides straight from its hinges, causing all of us to be flung out into the eye of the storm.
Me: *After being separated from Sonya and Oriana I look to the right while still floating upward* Oh my gosh!!! Sukariaa! *Claps*
Sukariaa: *An uncaring expression on her face* Hn...
Me: *Sees waves of air currents coming* Bye, bye!!! *Waves*
Sukariaa: Velvet pickles...
Me: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeee. *Is swept away by current*
I'm getting ever closer to the light lights above.
Me: *Sees camera neglectedly whooshing around* I'm finding all kinds of neat stuff today! *Grabs camera as it passes by* Hi people on the other side of the TV!!! I am a bird...*Stops momentarily* NO!!! I AM SUPER WOMAN!!! *Holds hands out in front in super man style*
A flash of colors burst forth and I disappear, leaving only the camera behind.
Many, many years later...
A young boy finds a piece of metal sticking out from the rubble, shining in the sunlight. He picks it up and discovers it's a camera.
Boy: Look what I found!
A woman walks up to him and her eyes widen when she sees the camera.
Boy: What is it from?
Woman: *She kneels down beside the boy* From before our time...when it was said, the creator punished those she had created by destroying them.
Boy: *Eyes go huge* Will the Creator do it again?
Woman: No one knows why the creator did what she did, but truly...*She takes the camera from the boy and reburies it* We should not allow that which has brought our ancestors ruin be reopened ever again.
Which that the boy and woman walk away, hand in hand, into the new world which is Googala2's newest creation.
Author's Note
How many times are the poor people in this story going to die, explode, implode, get thrown into various vertexes, and then come back to life the very next chapter just to have to go though the torment all over again?..................As many times as I please. Please review...