Chapter 6:
Brittany is now in the other side of the room, a weird look on her face and arms crossed into her chest, but she doesn't move. I mean, when people are offended usually they leave the place, or maybe is just a Rachel and Jesse's thing with all the storming out the room when they are mad? I don't know. So I kissed her, but I think she's overreacting, there's no need to be so fucking serious. When I was about to tell her that nobody dies from a kiss the door suddenly opens.
"Where is my little munchkin? And of course, where is Jonah…." Rachel said and she stepped in the room she saw Brittany. "Sorry I didn't know you had company."
"You'd know if you knock at doors in some point in your life" I snapped.
She ignores my remark and introduced herself.
"Rachel Berry."
"Brittany Pierce, nice to meet you."
They shake hands. Rachel frowns like Brittany's name seems familiar to her, now I know she's thinking about it and looks at me. I look back at her, with my eyes trying to say: yes, she is one of the girlfriends I told you previously, don't do or say anything that can make the situation more awkward and as if she could read my mind.
"She's the one who hit you!" Rachel said looking between the blonde and me.
I put my hands in front of my face, sometimes I just want to put tape in her mouth to stop her from talking ever again. Brittany is still in silence, probably thinking a way to leave the room without being rude.
"No, I don't like violence" The blonde explains.
"Oh, sorry" Is the only thing Rachel answered. "By the way I saw a blonde nurse in the hall and she gave me this for you." Rachel changed the subject "She said that Finn or Frank brought this for you, was in your car and kind of survived."
"Oh that's right!" I pick the bag "It's a Patrick Star plush, I didn't know why I bought it when Quinn was telling me, but now I think I bought it for Jonah."
I see Rachel and Brittany smiling at me. Well, Brittany was trying to hide it again biting her lip and I give it the teddy back to Rachel.
"That's sweet Santana, but you didn't buy this for Jonah. You bought a Bob Sponge for him. This one…" The brunette pointed to Patrick, "You will have to find out why you bought it."
I pick Patrick again and when I look at Brittany is still smiling a little bit but seems kind of lost on her world. The door opens again, nobody knows knocking on doors anymore?
"Hello there!"
"Puck doesn't seem they gave you the medical discharge, you're always in here!"
"I have to go to rehab for my leg and I thought to say hi to my new friend."
"I already told you, we're not friends!"
"You don't remember the friends you had in here, so if you still consider them friends, I can be one too!"
"I probably don't have many friends in here."
"Well, now you have one"
"Lucky me… " I pretend happiness, "But if you are going to be my friend the mohawk has to be gone."
And then I remembered there are other people in the room.
"Puck this are Rachel my friend of New York and Brittany, my… she's…" I don't know how to end this sentence.
"Noah and I already met" Rachel came to rescue me "He was talking with the receptionist and when I asked for indications to arrive to your room, he explained to me."
"That's me, always a good man."
"You're so full of it, Puckerman."
We're talking for a while, Puck bragging about Jake, Rachel and myself bragging about Jonah, I'm mostly agreeing with all the things Rachel says about her son, even Brittany talks about her nephew Marley, seems that her little anger was dissolved.
There is a knock on the door, probably is a nurse they are the only who still knocks on my door.
"How are you? The most beautiful woman in the world needs anything?" Kitty says while enters in the room with a bouquet of flowers that cover her face completely.
"I'm fine, but who are you?" Rachel comments.
"Santana?" Kitty asks confused.
"Yes, you aren't in the wrong room." Is the only I said.
I have a feeling this will not end well, Kitty puts the bouquet on a little table near to the door and sees I'm not alone in the room. In fact, I believe she's in shock, realizing that there are three people and a baby in the room and then, Kitty recognizes Brittany.
"What are you doing here?" The newcomer asks.
"I'm visiting Santana" Brittany says nonchalantly.
"I can tell, but why? We agreed don't see her again the last time we talk"
"You said, I didn't say anything. I just wanted to go home. Besides there's nonsense, you were who said that and you are in here too, Kitty."
"I thought you'd be smart enough to leave us alone, but now I can see you are dumb as fuck!"
"Please ladies, there's no need to be rude with each other" Rachel tried to calm the atmosphere.
Kitty omits Rachel's comment and they start to fight, verbally, unfortunately for Puck's fantasies. Truth be told, is more like Kitty screaming and Brittany freaking out about the whole thing. Mike appeared on the door with a serious look on his face.
"Everyone except Rachel have to leave the room. Stop fighting this is a hospital" Mike says politely "Puck you too."
"But I did nothing wrong" He make a dramatic pause, "This time!" He's smirking.
"Go away" Mike repeat again.
"Anyways I have to pick Jake; Santana the kid wants to see you perhaps we'll come on Sunday."
Puck left the room first waving goodbye, Brittany and Kitty started walking and they leave the room as well. The hazel eyed glaring at Mike and whispering something like I'm not giving up and the other blonde saying a quick goodbye.
Finally, Rachel and I are alone again. She is about talk but I cut her.
"Can we talk about something else?"
And the topic of the conversation was changed.
"I'm thinking about call him JJ."
"Or you just can call him Jonah" I believe that Rachel clenched her fist and curses between whispers but says, "It's a beautiful name."
In this moment, blurriness appears in my head and then…. Something came to my mind.
I'm sitting in a sofa with Rachel at my side. Jesse cradles a baby Jonah, slowly walks in the living room while is humming a song.
"I'm thinking about calling him JJ."
"Or you can forget about the nicknames and just call him by his name, Jonah is beautiful name with a Hebrew origin and the meaning is dove …"
"I'm sure that you will never guess which of us chose the name" Jesse laughs.
"Also means peace" Rachel finished her previous sentence and glares to Jesse.
"But this way when I get mad, I'll call him Jonah and he would know he's in trouble."
I get up from the sofa with a dopey smile and walk towards Jesse, he gave me the baby and took my previous spot in the sofa putting an arm around Rachel's shoulder.
"Santana we would like if you think about becoming Jonah's legal guardian." The brunette said seriously "If you want."
"I know nothing about babies!"
"Rachel and you are taking care of each other since university" Jesse spoke, "For us, you are the natural choice."
"And if something happen to us, Jesse and me would be happy that you look after our first-born son, we want someone who really loves our kid."
"We would happy, death but at least glad." Jesse spoke again.
"Ok."
"That's all? No sarcastic comments?" Rachel asks.
"There isn't sarcastic comments, but do me a favor?"
"Anything" Rachel told me.
"Don't die."
"Deal" Jesse and Rachel said at the same time.
A dorky smile appeared on my face and Rachel noticed.
"Why you never listen to me Santana!" She complained "What are you thinking?"
"Nothing, I'm glad you came."
Shortly after, she left with Jonah and go home to rest.
This morning I wanted to talk with Schuester and I'm surprised that the poor man works and Saturdays too. I'm explaining to him that I remembered something, probably this may not mean anything but dreaming is free, otherwise, I'd be ruined.
"But this is a good thing, right? I remembered something, a matter of time that other memories come back."
"Santana in this situation there is no recovery standard, maybe you can remember something else or maybe you can't, it's all up to your brain."
"Always a pleasure talking with you, Doctor Schuester" I get up from the chair, "That was sarcasm" I left the room.
When I arrived to my room I stop in the door frame, Puck and Rachel are in there again, sitting in the sofa and chatting animatedly. They are so busy that didn't notice I'm back, this can't be good. Both are looking at paper sheet.
"The answer of number 6 is" Rachel spoke "The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else."
When I heard Rachel's sentence I have no choice but join their little chat.
"What is going on here?"
I pick the piece of paper from Puck's hands and I can't believe what I saw.
If you are Santana's girlfriend you should know how to answer these questions:
1)Birthday.
2)She has siblings?
3)Name three friends.
4)What's her job?
5)Favorite color, movie, song and food.
6)Motto in her life.
7)Guilty pleasures.
8)How you two met?
9)First date, kiss and intercourse.
10) When is your anniversary?
"From whom is the great idea?" I shook my head and started to laugh. I'm laughing just to keep from crying, or rather killing someone.
Puck grins and when was about to raise his hand, Rachel elbows him on the ribs in a lame attempt to make the man realize that I'm not amused at all.
"Are you fucking kidding me, right?" I screamed and almost hit him, but I stop at the last moment "THIS IS INSANE!"
"But… " Puck tries to start talking.
"Shut up. I'm not finish!
And then I notice a second piece of paper.
Bets:
Rachel: Kitty
Jesse:
Mike: Brittany
Mercedes:
Quinn: Brittany
Sam:
Puck: Kitty
*Santana can't participate in the betting, wouldn't be fair to other players, altering their chances to win.*
The guy is making bets too! Seeing is believing.
"What exactly you were thinking?" I said as I look the bets. Puck was about to talk. "Honestly, I don't care. And you…" I said looking at Rachel "I think you've actually gotten less smart since college, Berry! You are a mum now, which means that you can't do dumb things anymore!"
"20 bucks for bet, one bet for person, anyone can participate except you and is allowed change the bet until next Thursday. Sam and Mercedes are still thinking about, they need at least see 'the girlfriends' one more time to make their choice" Puck explains.
"You realize how weird this is? You barely know me!"
"That's why I asked for help!" Puck points towards Rachel.
"It's not what I mean."
"Noah is trying to help you!" Rachel says and I'm about to answer back but she raises her hand "In his own way, but is trying to do a good thing."
"Seriously, he's asking about the first intercourse?"
"That question is from Rachel!" Puck says raising his hands.
"Berry?" I said incredulously.
"Noah you are not helping" She shoots a glare to Puck and then looks back at me. "Listen, I had to say this one because you wouldn't know what he was asking in first place."
When the Massachusetts General Hospital became into a madhouse, I don't know, is like I not know anything anymore. I need to calm down. Yelling is not the solution, yelling is not the solution, yelling at them is not the solution. I'm taking a deep breath.
"Okay, we will skip the part when you both realize that the whole thing is really, really, really weird. How this actually can help me?"
"Easy, they will answer the questions and later we'll compare the answers." Puck says proudly.
"Listen…" Remember, hitting him is not the solution. "So they will answer, but how the hell we are to know who is telling the truth? We don't know the answer to the most important questions, genius!" This guy is fucking dumb "Like the first kiss, date or the anniversary!"
He puts a thoughtful frown on the face and opens his mouth to talk but quickly closes.
"The plan has some flaws, that's truth, but we can improve it" Rachel intervenes.
"We aren't improving anything, the plan is over. At least I could stop this madness before you can actually give it to them."
Rachel's eyes flicker and she looks away, realizing her mistake because I knew her so well, she quickly looks at me again like nothing happened.
"What?! No, no, no….. Tell me you didn't….!"