Fantine's Arrest!
I own nothing! BTW, I'm sorry for not updating, and the lines will be in a more scripted form from now on.
Bamatabois: Here's something new
I think I'll give it a try.
Come closer you
I like to see what I buy
The usual price for just one slice of your pie.
Nurse Cratty: I don't want you!
No, no Monsieur let me go! Get away from me!
Bamatabois: Is this a trick? I won't pay more!
Nurse Cratty: No not at all! My thoughts exactly!
Bamatabois: You've got some nerve you little whore!
You've got some gall!
It's the same with a tart as it is with a grocer!
The customer sees what he gets in advance!
It's not for the whore to say 'yes sir' or 'no sir'!
It's not for the harlot to pick and to choose
or lead me to a dance!
Nurse Cratty: (jumps on him)
(A big cloud of dust is kicked up and when it dissipates both are on the ground panting)
Nurse Cratty: (regains her breath after a water break) I'll (cough) kill you, you (wheeze) bastard try any of that! You tell him girlie!
Even a whore who has gone to the bad
won't be had by a rat!
Bamatabois:
By Christ you'll pay for what you have done
This rat will make you bleed, you'll see!
I guarantee, I'll make you suffer
For this disturbance of the peace
For this insult to life and property!
Nurse Cratty:
I beg you, don't report me, sir
I'll do whatever you may want
Bamatabois:
Make your excuse to the police!
Nurse Cratty: Oh, (expletive)
[ Frank enters, accompanied by constables.]
Frank:
Tell me quickly what's the story
Who saw what and why and where?
Let him give a full description
Let him answer to Javert!
In this nest of whores and vipers
Everyone on set: HEY!
Frank:
Let one speak who saw it all
Who laid hands on this good man here?
What's the substance of this brawl?
Bamatabois:
Javert, would you believe it?
I was crossing from the park
When this prostitute attacked me
You can see she left her mark
Frank:
She will answer for her actions
When you make a full report
You may rest assured, M'sieur,
That she will answer to the court.
Nurse Cratty:
There's a child who sorely needs me Who I haven't met yet!
Please M'sieur, she's but that high
Holy God, is there no mercy? Seriously Frank?
If I go to jail she'll die!
Frank:
I have heard such protestations
Every day for twenty years
Let's have no more explanations
Save your breath, save your tears
Honest work, just reward,
That's the way to please the Lord.
Crnl. Potter:
A moment of your time, Javert
I do believe this woman's tale So zip it, Ferretface!
Frank:
But M'sieur Mayor!
Crnl. Potter:
You've done your duty
Klinger: DOODY! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Crnl. Potter:
Let her be
She needs a doctor, not a jail.
Frank:
But M'sieur Mayor!
Nurse Cratty:
Can this be?
Crnl. Potter:
Where will she end -
This child without a friend?
I've seen your face before Yes, about ten minutes ago.
Show me some way to help you
How have you come to grief
In a place such as this?
Nurse Cratty:
M'sieur, don't mock me now, I pray I worked in the factory!
It's hard enough I've lost my pride doing this part.
You let your foreman send me away It was a bad idea!
Yes, you were there, and turned aside
I never did no wrong
Crnl. Potter:
Is it true, what I have done? Yes.
Nurse Cratty:
My daughter's close to dying
Crnl. Potter:
To an innocent soul?
Nurse Cratty:
If there's a God above
Crnl. Potter:
Had I only known then...
Nurse Cratty:
He'd let me die instead! Um... does that sound like foreshadowing to you?
Crnl. Potter:
In His name my task has just begun
I will see it done!
Frank:
But M'sieur Mayor!
Crnl. Potter:
I will see it done! Shut up Frank!
Frank:
But M'sieur Mayor!
Crnl. Potter:
I will see it done!
Random Person: Look out! It's a runaway cart!
Quick Question: For the song Gavroche sings, should I do "Little People" or "Ten Little Bullets"?
Just asking.
I am also going to start working on a Les Mis/Doctor Who crossover soon.
Finally, if you want a character to answer a question you have, just type it in a review and they will answer it next chapter. Ta-ta!