A/N As of when I wrote this doc, I still haven't seen the new episode yet! It's on my dvr but I can't seem to get the peace and quiet to watch it. =( But on the bright side I did have time to write this up for you all! This is to all the reviewers who reviewed right away that they wanted an update! (not to bribe u or anything but ask in a review or pm for more and you'll get it). Enjoy =3

Mess of a Monday

Tori tugged her hair. She washed it this morning and blown it dry; it was silky soft between her fingers and she kept touching it. She strolled into Sikowitz's class and took a seat up in front. The bell was about to ring and Sikowitz was handing out permission slips for the field trip. They were going to a beach one of his college friends owned and used for movie sets. That's where they'd be filming a short film about pirates, mermaids, and all sorts of roles that involved water.

She didn't know the whole plot yet because Sikowitz hadn't given out the roles yet. She had liked being a guy in the last play they did so she wanted to try out for the main male role this time.

Jade was lying out across 3 seats, her head in Cat's lap. Cat was petting Jade's head.

"What's up Cat?" Tori sat beside her smiling at her seeing Jade's eyes were closed.

"Jade's tired. She didn't sleep her parents were arguing all night." Cat pouted sadly. "They were arguing about how neither of them noticed Jade was missing all weekend." She whispered to Tori.

"Oh…wow…" Tori blinked down at Jade. Jade's lips were pursed in an o as she slept, her chest rising and falling slowly as she breathed. Tori smiled a little. Jade looked so beautiful asleep.

The school bell rang loud and Jade woke up. Her eyes snapped open. The green orbs looked around angrily. She groaned and sat up in the seat beside Cat. She rubbed her temple and that's when Tori noticed Jade's piercings weren't in. Strange, she thought.

"Alright class, as you know, the role lists are up for our class short film." Sikowitz started. "The script is free flowing meaning there is a lot of room for improv."

"Cuz you couldn't be bothered to finish it yourself." Jade chimed in.

Sikowitz ignored her and continued. "The roles are as follows, I need Lucinda the mermaid/siren, Damian the pirate lord, his pirate crewmen Kevin and Derek, some extras as background mermaids and pirates, and a few unnamed natives and dead bodies," He listed. "Practice scripts will be out tomorrow so remember to sign up!" He passed out a signup sheet. It went around the room. There were other jobs on the list like lighting, sound, and so on. Cat's name was already down for makeup. Tori scribbled her name down for Damian and noticed Jade's was under Lucinda's. The list got passed to Andre and Beck who noticed that Jade and Tori if they get the part would be playing love interests. They put their names down for Kevin and Derek. The rest of class was boring. Tori yawned through Sikowitz's rants about pirate dialog usage.

Jade drove Tori and Cat to Tori's house. She parked in the driveway taking up most of it. Cat giggled gleefully and darted around the car to the back and opened it pulling out her big pink makeup trunk. She rolled it into the door just as Tori unlocked it.

"Makeup time!" Cat started setting up in the kitchen. "I'll start with Jade first"

"Kay, Cat." Jade pulled her jacked off revealing a black tube top and tied her hair back.

"You got the right highlights in?" Cat asked Jade as she sat her down on a stool.

"Yep." Jade nodded and got comfortable and closed her eyes.

"Kaykay!" Cat started working. Tori felt a little left out and sat on the couch doing homework.

"Tada!" Cat giggled and gave Jade a mirror. "Let your hair down and you'll be perfect!"

"Wow Cat. This is amazing," Jade looked at herself fluffing out her hair, "and it's all water proof?"

"Yep!" Cat giggled more, "and try breathing deeply, your gills will move too."

Jade did, "Sweet."

"I want to see!" Tori hopped up from her math homework and went over.

Jade turned and looked over her shoulder and looked at Tori. Tori froze in place and her jaw dropped. Jade's white skin was luminous. Her eyes were surrounded in green and black glittery eye shadow. A jet black mascara made her eyelashes long and fluttering when she blinked. All together they made her green irises stand out. In patches along her cheek there were scales. On the sides of her heck were dark and glitter covered gills. As Jade breathed they moved up and down. Her lips were deep blackish blue and pursed with the tips of white fangs sticking out over her lower lip. Her black hair was curled in its usual way but had only green and silver highlights mixed in.

"Hey sailor," Jade winked at Tori. "Come a little closer and I'll give you a kiss." She flashed her fangs at Tori thinking she'd scare her off. Tori stepped closer in a daze at Jade's beauty. Even Jade's collar bone and the tops of her breasts had patches of green scales.

"Oh Jade, you're so silly," Cat giggled and skipped over to Tori, "Your turn!" she grabbed her and stuck her on the stool in Jade's place.

Jade blinked getting up, "Kay." She sat on the sofa looking over the script lines she swiped from Sikowitz during lunch.

Tori felt Cat put on the fake mustache and kept still, "Almost done Tori!" Tori waited patiently. "Done!" Cat cheered. Tori opened her eyes and looked at herself in the hand mirror. Tori looked like a male version of herself. Her face looked dirty and gritty like a pirate and the mustache helped her look more mature.

"Wow Vega. You look like a male pirate." Jade had walked over and was looking over Tori's head and into the mirror. Tori blushed.

"Thanks Jade." Tori got up and noticed something in Jade's hand. "What's that?"

"Thought I'd get a jump start on my role," Jade smiled at it.

"You stole the script from Sikowitz?" Tori gasped at her.

"Oh please, don't tell me that oh high and mighty Vega won't take advantage of the fact that I got the script cuz she's too sweet for it." Jade mocked her waving the script in her face.

"I-" Tori started, "Oh shut up…" she whined and snatched the script, "Give me."

Jade ginned and let her have it, "let me know if you want to practice with me." She walked off getting herself a drink.

Tori started reading it as she headed over to the couch. The script Jade had stole was the scene where Lucinda meets Damion and she makes him fall in love with her. Tori tried to memorize the lines.

"Hey Jade, don't you still have your swimsuit in the car?" Cat asked remembering that Jade's overnight bag was still in the back of her car from when she took the trunk out.

"Yeah, why?" Jade turned to her drinking water pretty well, even with the fangs in her mouth.

"You should change and I can do all of you up like a mermaid for practice and then hop in the pool to see if it's all water proof." Cat giggled at her plan.

"Kay." Jade smiled on the inside. This was a perfect excuse to get Tori twisted over her. Let alone that Jade and Tori looked like the characters now and had the script. Once Jade was all scaled up and in her bikini dripping wet in the pool, she'd have Tori like putty in her hands. She grabbed her keys and walked out.

Tori read while Cat finished doing Jade's legs with little patches of scales. The mermaid tail was a prop at school so for now Jade just had the patches on her. "Done! You're now a siren!" Cat giggled.

Jade stood up and checked herself out in the hand mirror and looked down at her body as well. There were scattered scales all up her legs and across her stomach and back. There was a ring of them around where the bikini hit her waist and around where her bikini top scooped around her breasts. Jade blushed. "Sweet job, Cat. I feel like a siren."

"Thanks Jade, let's see if it holds up in water." Cat took Jade's scaled hand and lead her to the pool.

Tori looked up only to see the back of Jade as she walked out with Cat. Tori got up curiously and went after them. She saw Jade dive headlong into the pool. She surfaced and turned to look up at Cat and Tori.

Her makeup was perfect. She looked up at the two of them. "How do I look?"

"Great! The makeup is exactly right!" Cat bounced up and down. "Thanks for helping Jade." Tori just blinked at Jade in the water. She would swear Jade was a mythological creature. Cat's phone beeped. "Oh no my brother got his hand stuck in the dishwasher again! My life's the worst! I gotta go. My mom's already on her way to get me." She turned and hurried to her trunk and packed up.

"Okay see you later Cat." Tori called to her as the tiny red head pulled her trunk out the door.

"Bye!" she called and walked out. "You two have fun!"

Tori felt a blush creeping on her face, what did Cat mean by that? did she know? Tori went back over to Jade seeing Jade had pulled herself up to the edge resting on her arms looking up at Tori. "Wanna practice our lines now? Since we're in character." Jade didn't want to seem too eager and looked bored and into the distance.

"Sure." Tori reviewed the script one more time quickly and put it aside and walked up to the pool reciting her lines. "A strange place this is… so secluded and hidden from people… the natives wouldn't dare go this way. I wonder why."

Jade sunk low into the water and listened Tori's part was a monolog for a bit that her character was supposed to hear.

"This cove is so beautiful the waters look so pure and clean. I wonder if we could get a boat in and out of here. We could hide our treasure here. The natives won't bother it. They believe some evil spirit or god or whatever lives here… I see nothing. I hear nothing. And I'm not dead." Tori kept talking pacing the pool.

"Not dead yet, sir. But you are trespassing." Jade looked up at me from the pool, her head just bobbing over the water.

Tori jumped back in shock and looked at her closely. "Wh-wh-what are you?" It wasn't my line but Sikowitz said improv.

"I am a mermaid." Jade swam forwards towards Tori. "I won't hurt you. I'm stuck in the water so I can breathe." She was improvising as well.

Tori stepped towards the edge. "Oh. You live here?" Tori leaned down to look at her better.

"Yes, me and my sisters," She was talking so her fangs weren't in easy view. She pulled herself up on the edge. She looked up at Tori and Tori got a full view of her cleavage. She knew what any pirate captain would do when faced with a woman as beautiful as Jade.

"Oh. I'm sorry I trespassed," Tori got on her knees before her and tried to woo her like a man would by pretending to be nice and kind. "I had no idea anyone lived out here. Is there some way I could make it up to you and your sisters?"

Jade smiled a little smile and looked down bashfully, "I wish all land men were as kind as you. I would like something to eat. I'm very hungry," Jade licked her lips sensually.

Tori thought in her head that if she really was a guy she'd be hard for Jade right about now. "What can I get you?" Tori was right in front of Jade and within her grasp.

Jade reached up and pulled Tori down to her by the shirt, "You." She kissed her deeply, her tongue slipping into Tori's mouth teasing her tongue. Tori blushed and braced herself so she didn't fall right into the pool at Jade's grab. Tori kissed Jade back her tongue weakly flicking Jade's tongue back. Tori could feel the fake fangs in Jade's mouth as Jade pressed her lips harder to Tori's. She could feel her knees get weak and her grip was failing her.

Just before Tori thought she was going to lose hold entirely, Jade let go and nipped Tori on the neck before sinking back into the water. Tori fell onto her back looking up at the blue sky panting, her face flushed under all the makeup. Jade smugly floated and watched Tori lay there flustered.