Disclaimer: The plot is mine and so are the OCs!

AN: Man, I'm on a roll with this story! And we've almost hit the twenty-review mark, just one more review please! Anyways, enough with the ranting, I know what you're really here for… the story!

Of Flames, Hammers, and Chibis

"Alright, 6th installment time!" Luna cheered. "And 'cause I feel like it, cursing will be limited as will the randomness obtained in earlier chapters."

"Not going to ask why…" Crystal grumbled.

"I told you, 'cause I feel like it. And today is also the day we attack the Ninja Pizza Men!"

"Whoo hoo!" Someone cheered, most likely Bakura.

"Yes, and since we'll be traveling and not have a closet," Luna started. "We will have my huskies pull a cardboard box along. It's large enough to be considered a closet and it is a dark, enclosed space so we'll go with that."

"I actually feel bad for those animals…" Marik grumbled.

"Well, they are bred to pull stuff on sleighs." Crystal explained.

"And when the two people are inside?" Seto asked.

"They'll have to deal with it. And plus, they love a good challenge. Right my huskies?" Luna asked her dogs.

"Rrrrright!" Maya and Phoebe snarled, trying to form words.

"Did those dogs… just… talk?" Ryou managed to stutter.

"I suppose they did." Bakura answered.

"And so, I'd like to introduce our guest of the day, Creelisel Jones!"

"OH NO! It's her again!" Marik and Bakura screamed.

"Yup, hide in terror!" The blonde-haired girl yelled. "And I still have Mustang's gloves!"

= - - - - Meanwhile in Amestris - - - - =

Thee black-haired man scratched his head. "It's been three entire days and I still haven't found those gloves!

"Sir, just get your other pair." Hawkeye suggested.

"But those were special…" Mustang whined.

Hawkeye pulled out her gun.

"Ok, Ok! I'll get my other pair!"

"Very well, sir." Riza smirked as she put her gun away.

= - - - - Back in a random street with Luna and the gang - - - - =

"Oh, and guess what, Creel." Luna started. "I got the Chibi-fier thing!"

"Ooh! Yay!" Creel said happily as Luna handed it to her.

"But let's just start the show without chibi-fying anyone." Crystal said.

"Awww…" Creel groaned in disappointment.

"Right. So let's start the show- Ahh!" Luna managed to yell while the chibi-fier activated. "Creel!" Luna started using her death-glare on Creel.

"Sorry! I had a miss fire! Who'd it hit?"

"Oh my Ra…" Was all Luna and Creel could say after they saw the chibi now before them. Chibi Ryou.

Chibi Ryou tugged on Luna's jeans. "You're pwetty. Uppie!"

"Wha- Uh… ok?" She said as she picked him up. She mouthed: "What do I do?" Everyone shrugged.

"So, now my Hikari… is a chibi?" Bakura asked.

"Apparently." Luna told him.

"Down! Down!" Chibi Ryou squealed. Luna put him down and let him run over to Bakura. The Chibi pointed at his Yami. "Mama!"

"I think he just called you his mom." Marik stated smugly.

"Shut it, Ishtar." Bakura said roughly. "No, I'm your Yami. My name is Bakura." He responded to Chibi Ryou.

Ryou tilted his head in confusion. "Where my mama?" Everyone looked at each other because no one wanted to tell the chibi that his mother passed. "Mama!" Chibi Ryou started to cry.

"Ummmm, want a cookie?" Luna said as she took the cookie that her Yami was about to eat. Crystal glared as a response but didn't complain or try to get it back. Even she knew how awkward this situation was for everyone, especially for her Hikari, best not to make it even more awkward. She could get revenge for the cookie later anyways.

Chibi Ryou sniffled, but took the cookie. "Th-Thank wu." He started hiccupping while eating it but was otherwise ok.

"So…. How, in the name of Ra, Luna, are we supposed to host this with a toddler!" Crystal screamed.

"Wa! Wa! Ra!" Chibi Ryou repeated. Crystal and Luna face-palmed themselves.

"Ugh, the show must go on." Luna sighed.

"Runa!" Chibi Ryou called. No one knew toddlers could crawl so quickly.

"What, Ryou?" Luna asked, trying to replicate a sweet tone but that was really difficult for her at the moment considering the awkward-ness of the situation.

"Uppie!" Ryou cried happily while tugging on the girl's jeans.

Luna let out a sigh, but picked the chibi up anyways. "Ra, I never knew toddlers could weigh so much." She groaned.

"Oooh, Down! Down!" Ryou cried. Luna set the toddler down and he ran off to see Luna's huskies. Luna followed suit, since apparently she was now Chibi Ryou's guardian. "Fwuffy!" He said in glee.

"That's Maya." Luna pointed to the smaller of the two huskies. "And that's Phoebe." She pointed to the larger one.

"Mawa! Phwebe!" Ryou said giddily. Luna just sighed.

I'm sorry my loyal huskies… Luna apologized through her thoughts, since baby Ryou was now tugging on Phoebe's ear and she wasn't biting or growling at the white-haired chibi. What a good dog.

"Come on Ryou! Let's go back to Crystal." The blue-eyed Hikari called. She turned around and whispered to her dogs. "I'll get you treats later." Their ears perked up at the word 'treats'.

"Ok, Runa!" He cried happily while running to follow her. Sadly, he tripped over his own stubby, toddler legs and fell. Face-first.

Luna ran back over to Ryou and sat him up. He sniffled and then started to bawl.

"Ummmm, please don't cry!" Luna said in desperation. She gestured for Crystal and Creel to come.

"Ugh! Now he's crying!" Crystal screamed. "How do we shut him up?" When she said that, Ryou started crying even harder.

"Crystal!" Luna smacked her Yami's head. "Look what you did! You made him cry even more!"

"Whoops." Crystal said.

"Please don't cry, Ryou." Luna said softly. "Shh, relax."

"I have a soft spot for babies…" Creel started. "Especially this little one with with white hair." Scary part was, she was saying this in a baby voice. But it seemed to work, because Ryou went from bawling his eyes out to just crying.

Luna decided she would give it a try. "The one that looks like he has a kitty on his head." She thought this would end in an epic fail, but Ryou stopped crying and started sniffling.

= - - - - Meanwhile, in the background - - - - =

"That… was scary." Bakura managed to say. "I think I'm mentally scarred for the rest of my life."

"Us, too." Everyone else said. Creel being nice and sweet was really creepy to the men of Yu-Gi-Oh.

= - - - - Back with Luna - - - - =

Luna ran to the cardboard box that her huskies were dragging. She started to rummage through it.

"Ah hah!" She shouted. "The first-aid kit!" And she ran back to where Ryou was. Luna washed off the red blotch that Ryou had on his forehead with disinfectant. The she put a band-aid and ruffled his hair. Crystal gave him a tissue so he could blow his nose (It was kind of disgusting because it started to dribble a bit).

"Are you ok now?" Luna asked sweetly.

"Uppie!" Ryou answered back.

"I'll take that as a 'yes'." Luna smiled.

After carrying him back to the group, she sat him down and he ran off to point at Marik.

"Ishtwar!" He said, repeating what Bakura had said earlier.

"No, no. I'm- EWWWWW!" Marik never got to finish because toddler Ryou puked. All over Marik.

"Sowwy." Ryou apologized. While Bakura pointed and laughed, Marik ran off to buy new clothes and Ryou crawled back over to Luna, who was talking to her Yami.

"I swear, if I see that someone sent in a dare for me to go in the closet with Ryou right now, I'll kill them with Mustang's gloves." Luna snarled.

"Who Mustang?" Ryou asked.

"Uhhhhh, no one important!" Luna lied.

"Ok." Ryou said simply. "Uppie!"

"How many times am I going to have to carry you?" She asked. She received a shrug for a response.

"Hey, Luna! I fixed the Chibi-fier!" Creel fired the ray and Ryou turned back into a sixteen-year old. Feel bad for Luna, because she was still carrying him. And remember, she had trouble carrying him as a chibi, imagine her now.

"Ahh! Get off of my hands!" The girl screamed while trying to pull her hands out from under Ryou.

"Luna! What the-!" Ryou screamed in response. But he lifted himself up so that Luna could pull herself free. "What happened!"

"Wait, you don't remember?" She asked after shoving her bright red hands in her pockets. Ryou shook his head 'no'.

"To put it simply, you got turned into a chibi, became super-attached to Luna, made her carry you a lot, called Bakura your mom, pulled Phoebe's ears, fell on your face and started to cry, you vomited on Marik, and then I turned you back to normal while Luna was still carrying you. That pretty much sums it up. Oh, and Luna gave you a cookie." Creel explained.

"That would explain why Marik is missing and why I have a band-aid on my forehead." Ryou said while Luna smiled at her handiwork.

"I wonder what Bakura would be like as a chibi…" Creel wondered evilly.

"No way will you ever turn me into a chibi." Bakura answered coldly.

"Just sayin'…"

"Alright, enough of this madness! Onto the show!" Luna declared. "First question is from Kanae Valentine: 'THE PIZZA MEN OF DOOM STOLE MOKUBA! WHY DIDN'T SETO TELL ME?'"

"I didn't tell you because we found out right before the show so we figured we'd just tell you then." Seto answered.

"Ok! Next one is also from Kanae: 'Oh, where's Pegasus? Did Yugi finally file that restraining order on him? XD'" Luna sighed. "Actually, we all did. Fifty miles away from us."

"My dare now?" Creel asked excitedly.

Luna laughed. "Not yet, we got one dare from… your cousin! In the closet with Marik!" Everyone stayed silent, and then Marik showed up, brandishing new clothes from Hot Topic.

"So what'd I miss?" He asked.

"Come on, we got a dare for Seven Minutes in Heaven… from my cousin!" Creel said as she dragged him by the shirt into the box.

"Wait- WHAT! NOOOOOOOOO!" They heard Marik scream from the box.

"Never oppose Creelisel Jones." Luna said, and everyone agreed.

After seven minutes of horrible screams, Creel threw Marik out of the box and walked out herself. Everyone noticed that she was holding her sledgehammer and wearing her flame glove. No wonder Marik was missing several patches of hair.

"Ok, done and done." She said. "My dares now?"

"Yes, Creel." Luna answered.

"Good. Crystal and Bakura, to the box!" Creel shouted like a military sergeant.

Both Yamis blushed before entering the box. And everyone was left to wonder what was going on in there.

After three minutes, Creel got bored.

"Do you dare me to try to listen to what's going on?" She asked Luna.

"No, not really. But do whatever you want." Luna sighed while Creel giggled evilly. So she slinked up to the box and put ear next to it. Now she wishes she never did.

She returned to sitting next to Luna, but now she was pale-faced.

"So?" Luna questioned. "What'd you hear?"

Creel turned to face the brunette. "Do you really want to know?"

"No, I can guess."

"Good."

Both Yamis came out of the box and sat down. Everyone saw that they were both blushing like crazy. But almost everyone failed to notice that they were holding hands (OOC right?).

"Bakura, your shirt's on backwards… again." Luna stated.

"Whoops, I did it again." Bakura sighed.

"Ok, next! Ryou and Luna!" Creel yelled. "In the box."

"Sure." Luna said.

"I don't mind." Ryou said right after. And they both walked into the box.

= - - - - Seven Minutes Later… - - - - =

Ryou and Luna came walking out of the box. Neither was blushing so nothing really happened.

"So I really did puke on Marik. Huh, that wasn't the way I wanted to get back at him but it works."

"Yup, it sure does!" Luna said joyfully.

"Now, we have some questions and dares from Luna's friend… RyoBakurasFangirl!" Crystal announced.

"First one," Luna started. "To Bakura 'Have you ever dressed up as a kitty while no one was looking?'"

"No!" Bakura answered.

"Why would you think that 'Kura would do that?" Crystal asked, but no one really cared about that, because she used Bakura's forbidden nickname.

"Yami?" Ryou asked slowly. "I thought you said that I was the only one who could call you that, and you told me to stop after I turned ten."

"So?" Bakura asked back.

"Doesn't that mean that you value Crystal enough to let her use your nickname?"

"I- I suppose so… Where are you going with this, Hikari?"

"Don't send me to my soul room for saying this but… Is it possible that you're actually crushing on Crystal now?" Silence.

Luna broke the silence. "Awkward… Moving on! Next question reads 'Joey, have you ever dated Anzu?"

"Well, seeing as she's not here… Yeah, I did. But it only lasted five minutes, I'm sure ya'll can guess why." Joey didn't see Yugi coming to tackle him from behind.

"You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!" Yugi screamed.

"Woah! Yoog, get offa me!"

"Traitor!"

"Security!" Luna screeched. The security men ran in and pulled Yugi off of Joey. Yugi looked a bit like a rabid animal, considering he was frothing at the mouth. Joey was beat up, and his clothes were torn in many places.

"Ok then… Onto the dares!" Luna chirped. "First dare: Duke, twirl around in a kitty suit 'till you're dizzy!"

"So first, you burn my hair off. And now this! Nuh-uh, I'm not doin' it." Duke responded.

"Would you rather do Seven Minutes in Heaven with my two rabid cats?" Creel asked.

"No…"

"Then put it on!"

Several minutes later, Duke was twirling around like a ballerina… wearing a kitty suit. Soon after, Duke collapsed on the ground from the dizziness.

"Next dare! Marik: Brainwash Bakura into thinking he's a Duel Monster!"

"Gladly!"

Sure enough, Bakura was hopping around saying "Kuriboh! Kuriboh!"

"Noooo! Turn him back to normal, Marik! Give me back my 'Kura!" Crystal screeched.

"Fine, fine! Go ahead and kill my fun…"

"What happened?" Bakura asked groggily.

"Marik made you think you were a Kuriboh!" Crystal explained.

"Ishtar!" Bakura yelled.

"It was a dare! Honest!" Marik pleaded.

"Crystal, can I borrow your flame gloves?"

"Sure, 'Kura!"

Marik now had missing patches of hair along with Joey.

"Wonderful." Luna said sarcastically. "Anyways, onto questions and dares from Rya's Yami, Rose. First question, 'Seto, why are you so mean?'"

"Blame my jack[beep] father. And plus, my girlfriend doesn't think I mean!" Seto answered.

"Ok, next one! 'Yami, why do you have tri-color hair?'"

"My poor sad sister…" Cue Rose Death Glare™ "I have tri-color because I am awesome."

"More like the hairstylist made a mistake…" Bakura whispered to Crystal, who giggled in response.

"Now, onto the dares!" Creel said. "Seto, tell your deepest, darkest secret!"

"Fine… Only because my girlfriend is watching and 'cause I'm a man! I do in fact love my little brother. Does that work?" Seto answered while everyone stared in shock.

"I'm mentally scarred for life again…"

"Me too, 'Kura."

"Next dare! Marik, dye your hair pink!"

"No way."

"Magical Edward Elric Alchemy Powers don't fail me now!" Luna said as she clapped her hands together and poked Marik's hair. It turned pink. Neon Pink.

"My beautiful hair!" Marik cried in anguish.

"I can't believe that actually worked." Luna smiled.

"Neither can we." Everyone else said.

"Let me ask some stuff!" Creel asked Luna.

"Fine."

"Yay! First," She slapped Joey. "Ok, that was fun. Now serious question time. Crystal and Bakura, what did you to do in the box?"

Everyone leaned in for an answer. "You don't need to know." Everyone sighed in disappointment.

"Ok, next." Creel grabbed the Chibi-fier and turned Bakura into a chibi. Chibi Bakura scooted closer to Crystal.

"Not funny." Crystal snarled. "I mean he's cute and all, but turn him back."

"Fine." And Bakura was returned to normal. "That sucked." He sighed.

"Alright, this question is from Bookfanx100, 'Yami/Yugi: What would you do if someone shaved your head?'"

"Let's find out!" Crystal and Bakura pulled out razors.

Soon enough, Yugi was on the floor sucking his thumb and crying while Atem ran around in circles screaming. Did I mention they were now bald?

"That was fun." Bakura said evilly.

"I agree." Crystal responded.

"Ok, I've got one more dare, from some one who'd like to remain anonymous. Creel and Bakura? Into the box." Luna said.

"No fair, even I have a will to live." Bakura said.

"Let's get it over with…"

= - - - - Seven Minutes of Pained Screams Later… - - - - =

Seven minutes were up and Bakura dragged himself out of the box. He wasn't as badly beaten up as Marik, but he sustained several bruises.

"'Kura!" Crystal ran over to him.

"I counted how many times I would've died if I were a mortal… the total was 22 times."

Creel came out wielding her sledgehammer. "I went easy on him." Creel sighed.

"Ummmm, I guess that's the end of our show! Join us next time!" Luna concluded.

AN: How'd ya like that? Epic OOC Bakura at some parts, but whatever. Kaiba was OOC too. But I like them that way, and apparently so does Crystal. Well, at least for one of them! Anyways, don't forget we have the Chibi-fier, and the box! So send in your dares and questions!

Special Thanks to 10thDoctorFan for once again coming onto my fic and encouraging me to carry on with this story. Did I mention that you're an amazing friend?

Special Thanks to Kanae Valentine for sending me continuous dares and keeping Kaiba in line! You rock!

Special Thanks to RyaBakurasFangirl and her Yami for sending me a truckload of dares! You are awesome!

Special Thanks also goes to Bookfanx100! Thanks for sending me that awesome question! You are wonderful!

Special guest positions are up for grabs! Leave a review, and PM me what your name and appearance will be on the show! Send in questions and dares, chibi-fier, guest appearance… I think that's it so review on your way out!