The following morning brought grey clouds of forbearance and a cramped carriage to carry Jane and the Ellsworths to Frenzy Forest, beyond which lay Stately Sanitarium. Bridget was to pull the carriage under the whip of a wise but tragic coach.
Divina stayed behind at Thornfield Manor to make sure the servants from Afrika didn't try to take over the place. Besides, being a psycho gypsy, she would have been immediately interned by the people working at Stately Sanitarium, who were themselves insane.
Just before Mr. Ellsworth entered the carriage, he noticed a grass stain on his trousers. "I have to go back and change," he exclaimed. He broke for the manor, but Jane restrained him and threw him into the carriage. As he wept, Jane and Mrs. Ellsworth stepped in and closed the door.
The trip to the edge of the Forest of Death was no more than 15 miles, and was enjoyed by all save for Bridget who was having difficulties pulling the carriage and Mr. Ellsworth who had the stones. Every jostle sent him into a wail that could only be stopped by a swift punch in the stomach from Eyre.
By the time they had got to the forest, it had begun to emit a creepy, purple aura. The coach intended to make the journey back to the nearest town, when 350 bullets erupted from the forest and into his body. Eyre and company took cover behind the carriage.
"Erp," Ellsworth proclaimed, clutching his crotch. Maybe we should have brought some guns.