The trip was so brutal already. Getting attacked by the US marines was only the beginning. They saw a school nearby that had people in it. It blocked the way to the next place so they had to go through it. Ronald ringed a bell and showed his badge before entering. The school was normal, and had students roaming the halls. Spider-Man pointed to a sign. "We're in Columbine High School, it seems." They walked around, looking for an exit to the back. They all got slapped and battered out of the way by a young man wearing an eye-bleedingly bright shirt that said "Ouch!"
Squidward got up, and yelled angrily, "Watch where you're going, barnacle head!" The man, a Chad, turned and at an extremely high speed came back to Squidward, but before he could assault the octopus, the lights started flickering quickly. Fog filled the room. Chad didn't look scared though, and proceeded to ear piercingly scream, "YOU BETTER NOT TALK LIKE THAT TO ME." A familiar twenty-two year old stepped out from a bathroom. It was the incel, Elliot Rodger. "The day of retribution has come... My revenge is now. You all shall pay for not giving me sex with a white blonde girl..." He aimed a gun, and shot at Chad, who caught the bullet with his teeth. That's when the lights' flickering became faster and faster before they burst. The fog became heavier. "I don't like where this is going..." Sans Undertale said.
From the fog, a figure was seen. No, two figures. They appeared to have numerous weapons. A pipe bomb rolled out, everyone ran for their lives, and Chad got blown up by it. The supernatural entities stepped closer. They had trenchcoats and shirts saying, "Natural Selection" and "Wrath." Their faces were obscured by fog. Elliot joined the two, cocking his gun. They opened fire on students running by. Squidward fired his machine gun at the spirits(but not Elliot Rodger), but found it had no effect on them. "Shit, those are ghosts!" Squidward yelled. "It's the fourth of April, and thus, the twentieth anniversary of... The Columbine shooting!" Ronald said, before running. Everyone followed. Another spirit appeared. It was Tranny Phantom, he fired, but missed. A song blasted throughout the school on the intercom. It was an eerie version of the song, Pumped Up Kicks.
Sans couldn't keep up, and met face to face with the malevolent spirits. It was none other, but Eric and Dylan, here to wrap up some unfinished business with the school. Reb shot Sans once, injuring him. "Come on, we must set up the bomb." Elliot said. Tranny Phantom appeared, and yelled, "Let's do this shit!" in the most autistic way possible. He went to the library, and started shooting people who were there, while Eric and Dylan focused on putting a bomb in the cafeteria where more people were hiding. This wasn't some small bomb, it was a large one. One that would destroy most of the school. Sans was close to the bomb, but couldn't do a thing but watch it. The bomb had a timer ticking down. Ronald got a view of it, and ran for the exits. "We have two minutes to get out of here!" He yelled. The five searched the halls where there were dead bodies of those who had already fallen victim to the shooters. They eventually found the exit, but had to leave Sans behind. He got to watch the bomb go off, and kill him... Nyan Cat, Tac Nayn, and Speedy Cat happened to fly by. As the bomb went off, Speedy Cat got knocked into it, getting incinerated. The bomb took the life of the only living shooter there, Elliot Rodger, as well. The five who got away had a moment of silence for Sans Undertale, sad for his death, and hoping it was quick and painless for him.
Will the journey get more brutal? It really will. Stay tuned for more of Ogrekill!
