A Man to Man Talk

This chapter takes place in Konoha, and like always Gaara will be in this one too, so will Sasuke. Okay now i know he hasn't come back to Konoha in the show but lets pretend he did in this story. Also I'm not telling you who the person that is talking is, you just have to guess, even though it's pretty easy. Well enjoy.

I want reman, god am I hungry. I have enough money with me to but two bowls of pork ramen my favorite! I was told I could write anything at all so let me list the types of ramen they got. What? No? Well okay, so the creator of this story said I can't because she thinks it'll make you will all fall asleep. Fine whatever, yeah, Sakura is pretty isn't she? She seems to notice me more and be nicer to me now that I've come back, do you think so? I have no clue, maybe because she finally notice that I looked better than Sasuke. Also, Hinata is still the same, her face always turns red for some reason, I wonder why....................................

"Hey Sasuke can we please rest now, we've been training for what feels like years." I complained. I wonder what Sakura is doing right now..................

"Fine," Sasuke stopped and just stood there. I sat down on the bench and try to catch my breath. God I'm tired, can't believe Sasuke is still standing there acting like he's okay. But believe me, I know Sasuke, he may be acting like he's okay but really he's so tired out, he's about to collapse and die.

"Who's there?" sasuke suddenly turned around back facing me staring into the trees.

"What is it Sasuke?" I asked as I stood up trying to get a good view.

"Sh, someone's coming," sasuke said back still facing me. For a few seconds, there was no sound then suddenly someone walked out of the trees.

"Gaara!" I ran over to him, " What are you doing here? I thought you had to a whole village to control."

"Hi Naruto." I knew something was going on since Gaara wouldn't take his eye off Sasuke. I turned to Sasuke, who just looked back at Gaara.

"Dude I know you guys had a really bad battle but that was like 4 years ago, can you guys just forget what happen in the past and be friends already?" I miss my pork ramen. Sasuke looked away, Gaara keep staring at him. "So what are you doing here Gaara?"

"I need to talk to Uchiha for a second," his eyes were still on Sasuke. Sasuke looked back at him. I could tell they aren't gonna have a conversation about ramen just by the looks on their faces.

"Look guys, I know I'm awesome and stuff but you two don't need to fight over who is my best friend. Can we all just go eat some ramen and all be best friends?"

Both Sasuke and Gaara turned to me and said at the same time, "No one wants to fight over you and you're not cool."

I narrowed my eyes, "Fine be like that meanie."

"Now can you leave us alone?" Gaara said.

"Oh now I get it, you guys are gonna have a man to man talk about something that is really important in both of your lives right?" I balled my right hand into a fist, held it to my chest, and close my eyes. "A really, really important man to man talk." I nodded.

"Naruto, unless you want me to punch you in the face so hard your face comes off, I suggest you leave us alone."

I opened my eyes, "Fine I was just trying to be nice Sasuke." I turned around and march off to a nearby rock the size of a house and quickly hid behind it. Either way I'm gonna find out who won the battle over me. Maybe when I get home I'll be lucky enough to fine a coupon for a free ramen!

"So what do you want Sabaku?'

"I just need to ask you something."

"Fine, what?"

"You know Chi right?"

"No."

"Yes you do"

"No I don't." Silence.....

"The girl with orange hair and white eyes. She lives with Tenten."

"I know her! I know her!" I yelled as I started running towards them again.

"I thought I told you to go."

"You did Gaara but I know her. Remember that one time we were training Sasuke? And this weird girl with orange hair and white eyes just comes out running from nowhere wearing a pink cow costume yelling monkeys are died and ran past this field and into those trees?"
"Oh yeah, her."

"So is that who you're looking for Gaara?"

"That sounds like her."

"But why did you ask Sasuke? You could have ask me."

"So Uchiha doesn't know her?"

"No of course not, do you?" I asked.

"Huh? Oh not really."

"Oh okay."

"I gotta go know," Gaara turned around and walked back into the trees.

"What's up with him?"

"I donno, but lets get back to training Sasuke."

"Fine."

A pretty long chapter huh?I think you might have guess who this person is but if you haven't, it's Naruto. See you guys, bye!