"Investor?" Link asked

"Mmm, not that the title is important." sighed Nabooru.

"I'm not an investor…"

"Not an investor?"

"I'm a writer." Link confessed.

Nabooru's eyes could not have opened any wider if they tried. "A writer!" She spat as she pushed Link away.

"Yes, a writer." Link confirmed. "Mido…"

"You're not another one of Mido's oh-so-talented, charmingly-Bohemian, tragically-impoverished protégés, are you?"

"Well, you might say that." Link offered sheepishly.

"OH NO!" shrieked Nabooru. "I am going to kill him!"

Noticing the predicament, Mido whispered to his counterparts, "I'm afraid there may be a small hitch."

"What about the Investor?" Nabooru asked Link, opening the door. Outside stood Darunia and Ganondorf, along with the bodyguard Moblin, who all thankfully faced the other way. She immediately slammed the door and wheezed, "The investor! HIDE!"

The farthest Link got was behind the table next to the bed. He crouched down just in time for the door to open and for Darunia and Ganondorf to walk in. Nabooru stood in front of the table as an extra precaution.

"My dear, are you decent for our friend?" asked Darunia. "Where were you?"

"I, uh, was waiting." Nabooru smiled nervously.

"Dear Ganondorf, allow me to introduce Mademoiselle Nabooru!" exclaimed Darunia proudly.

"How wonderful of you to take time out of your busy schedule to visit." Nabooru purred in hopes of landing her dream of a career.

"The pleasure, I fear, will be entirely mine." whispered Ganondorf in a slimy voice, raising her hand to his lips.

"I'll leave you two squirrels to get better acquainted, ta-ta!" Darunia laughed over his shoulder.

"A kiss on the hand may be quite continental…" began Ganondorf in an almost mocking tone.

"…But rubies are a girl's best friend!" finished Nabooru.

"After tonight's pretty exertions on the stage, you must surely be in need of refreshment." Ganondorf told Nabooru, as he headed for the table next to the bed, which held the Green potion, as well as hid Link.

Realizing what could happen, Nabooru shouted, "DON'T!" Realizing that she sounded suspicious, she changed her reaction to a question. "Don't… you… just love the view?" She asked, as she extended her hand towards the window that looked over the Gerudo Valley.

"…Charming." Ganondorf responded in a slightly confused manner. Again, he reached for the potion. To distract him, Nabooru began flailing her arms.

"I feel like dancing!" she exclaimed as she twirled around the room, arms still flailing. She was aware that she looked like a complete idiot, but couldn't afford to have Link be found.

However, Ganondorf grew tired of Nabooru's sudden and odd behaviors, and told her in a curt voice, "I should like some Green potion."

"NO!" She shrieked, drawing an alarmed look from the male Gerudo. She regained her composure and began to speak again. "It… it's a little bit funny."

"What is?" Ganondorf asked confusedly.

"This, uh…" she looked over the table to where Link hid, and he mouthed the word 'feeling' to her. "Feeling…" she looked over again, and saw him gesturing toward his chest and mouthing the word 'inside'. "Inside." She finished, hoping she could remember the rest on her own, but to no avail. Once more, she looked over to Link, who mouthed the line 'I'm not one of those who can easily…' before she looked up at Ganondorf and recited her line. However, she forgot the last word. Looking over at Link one last time, he put his hands over his face. "Hide." She finished harshly.

Feeling that something suspicious might be happening, Ganondorf began turning to face the spot where Link hid. Seeing this, Link ducked quickly and Nabooru dove to Ganondorf's feet. "I don't have much money," she pretended to sob, "But if I did, oh, I'd buy a big house, where we both could live." Looking between his legs, Nabooru motioned for Link to exit stage left. Ganondorf looked down at the Gerudo siren, and sensing this, Nabooru met his eyes. She rose to her feet and she began to sing in a soft, mezzo-soprano voice.

"I hope you don't mind

I hope you don't mind

That I put down in words

How wonderful life is

Now you're in the world."

Ganondorf was rendered speechless. After looking into Nabooru's navy blue eyes enamored, he whispered "That's very beautiful."

She whispered back, "It's from Spectacular,Spectacular! Suddenly, with you here, I finally understood the true meaning of those words; 'How wonderful life is, now you're in the world'." Nabooru was an expert at fabricating, which certainly guaranteed her a future, provided she could hook Ganondorf that night.

"And what meaning is that, my dear?" asked Ganondorf, unaware that Link opened the door and was attempting to exit. When he saw the Moblin's broad back facing him, however, he immediately slammed the door. Witnessing this, Nabooru dived onto the bed, pretending to sob. Ganondorf rushed to her, while Link found another place to hide.

"Ganondorf! Don't you toy with my emotions!" cried Nabooru, "You, you must know the effect you have on women!" She continued to "cry" until she was certain Ganondorf was paying attention. Unexpectedly, she grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him on top of her.

"Let's make love!" she growled. "You want to make love, don't you?" She kissed Ganondorf up and down his neck to make sure he was thoroughly distracted.

"Make love?" Ganondorf choked out

"I knew you felt the same way! Oh Ganondorf!" Nabooru moaned between kisses. Quickly, she appeared to change her mind, as she pushed Ganondorf off of her.

"You're right, we should wait, until opening night." she told him.

"Wait?" he asked, dumbfounded.

"There's a power in you that scares me! You should go!" she insisted.

"I just got here!" he objected.

"But we'll see each other every day during rehearsal!" she assured him. "We must wait. We must wait until opening night! Get out."

As soon as Ganondorf left, she shut the door behind her, and her eyes searched the room for the writer in hiding.